Beast vs. Shark

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

Now, let's say that Gai and Kisame had the opportunity to have an isolated, one on one, uninterrupted fight to the end. Who would win? Spoilers are sure to be in the comments.

[Poll #743272]

Comments

[-monteh-.livejournal.com]

Kisame x]! Men with giant swords pwn!

...by the way, your Nuka icon makes me snicker and remember old TLK obsessions <3; :D!

[ilandere123.livejournal.com]

Kisame just wins at life okay? D:

I mean he's BLUE!!!

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

But where's his YOUTHFUL SPIRIT!?!?

[ilandere123.livejournal.com]

Well, where I Gai's EMO-NESS?!

KISAME IS SO BLUE ;__; emotionally


Yeah... Kisame and Gai are totally OTP :D

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

Green vs. Blue!

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

Very good analysis, and I have to say that I agree. I would, however, appreciate a lack of 'ew's in response to my threads in the future.

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. See, I don't go to Narutard-type forums, so I thought you meant to insult.

And yeah, it probably would. :D

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

...morning peacock...*dies*

[kaworu-chan.livejournal.com]

YAY for the sharky!
I mean, I LUV Gai-sensei (just adore the way Lee says it ^^ *squeezes Lee*) and it's true he has the spirit of youth, but I must gave my vote to Kisame and his creepy huge sword (HE HAS A SWORD!!!).

[hitokiridirk.livejournal.com]

GAI-SENSEI APPROVES OF HIS DYNAMIC VICTOLY OVER KISAME-SAMA!!!!!!! OSSU!!!!!!!!!!!

[sexytwist.livejournal.com]

Go Go Gai!!! This is Shounen fight manga/anime, the good guys usually win because good > ebil.

PS-Stop overthinking things people. IT'S NOT REAL. So the fight could go however Kishimoto WANTS it to. No amount of overanalyzation will you to a 'correct' answer.

[caligogreywings.livejournal.com]

Freaking Gai, duh! The Beatles and their haircuts trump everything!

[goodbye--kitty.livejournal.com]

:raises hand:

I believe that this poll is biased because The Great Green Beast sounds 10x better than The Blue Guy. I mean, I didn't even read the explanation and decided that I would vote for Gai, even though I didnt know what was going on in the first place! Give Kisame some love!! =)

[pezlady84.livejournal.com]

These two are my favorites in the series, I can't vote ;__; I can't begin to explain the flood of emotions I went throughout book 29 but I'm glad neither of them died :D

[farfallanera.livejournal.com]

Gai is awesome. End of story.

[kat-thefox.livejournal.com]

Well, it depends, really...

Dub Gai would totally kick anyone's ass. X3

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

....

Thirded, actually. u_u

[caninedreamer.livejournal.com]

Gai would probably win, but I don't care XD GO KISAME!

Giant shark man ♥

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

I'm seriously just DYING to know where the fuck Kisame and Zetsu came from. Maybe Orochimaru did experiments on them~~ :O~~~

[caninedreamer.livejournal.com]

Well Kisame's from Mist, but Zetsu is unconfirmed. Best theory is that he's from Grass, but there's nothiing on him yet. I want to know, too! He's just a schizophrenic (using the word wrong, who cares) cannibalistic plant man with a side-kick :D he's still cool.

I'm sure Orochi would like to. Freak :P

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

No, no. That's not what I mean. I mean, Kisame is a fucking man-shark, and...Zetsu is a plant. As far as I've seen, there are no monstrous creatures in Naruto except--oh. Oh, have they already had bijuu put inside them or something? Or am I just confused?

[caninedreamer.livejournal.com]

A few people from the Mist seem rather fishy-like. It is odd though, that Akatsuki seems to collect the mega!freaks. Puppets, sharks, plants, and some guy with mouth's in his hands, un. I mean, Konoha doesn't have any really really out-there people, though they did have Orochimaru. Some ninja are just more...special than others XD

The bijuu theory is common, but I don't subscribe. It doesn't really have much textual support.

[shounenhero.livejournal.com]

Dude. Gai.

Just because... he's Gai. He could kill the world if he wanted to, I bet.

[mercurychaos]

I just finished re-reading that chapter, oddly enough... and I'd have to say Kisame would probably win. Mainly because Neji said that Kisame had as much chakra as Naruto (if not more)... and what he saw was less than a third of what Kisame actually has, because of the whole clone thing.

[deideichan.livejournal.com]

Mr. Ukki would win!!!111 PWNED!

[turnip-girl.livejournal.com]

Kisame would win. Because he's part shark. PART SHARK.

[weeaboo.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BECAUSE...EURGH...NO--AURRGH. I CAN'T. *runs off*

[thomasvye.livejournal.com]

Kisame clearly. Gai has the power of Youth, but Kisame is Kisame.