I won't be forgiven for this one.

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

So! After this thread earlier (is it just me or is the link no longer working?) my crack-muses went nuts and an abomination was born.

( Click at your own risk! )

screencrack, rated R

[jello-mix.livejournal.com]

You guys with all your commenting and the niceness and the niceness in the commenting... thank you! I appreciate it a lot... enough to stay up past my bedtime making this new screencrack. It is kind of a combination of straight-up crack and badfic. And there is an omake. OMFGeleventyone

Due warning: This is in bad taste, as usual. I apologize.

( warnings for adult content )

Help?

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

I want to make some group pictures of the Naruto cast, and I have some ideas, but first I wanted to ask you guys some questions...

( Follow the link )

New RP comm~

[superuke.livejournal.com]

Hello, I'm promoting ninjuh_houze, a new and fantastically crack filled RP group! *Gai-esque thumbs up*


We really need a Sasuke, a Kisame and a Lee, all of whom don't mind being molested.

The characters we have as of 6/8/06 are~

Itachi
Gaara
Orochimaru
Naruto
Sakura
Kiba

Oh, and you MUST be yaoi/shounene-ai tolerant, and such. Read the rules in the community and JOIN. ♥ You know you want to.

We (as in myself and the other members) really, REALLY want to start this roleplay. <33 so join. now. Thank you.

Akamaru cosplay ^^

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to post a few pictures of my Akamaru costume I wore to FanimeCon this year. The costume is such a pain to wear--it's hot, I can barely see out of it, it sheds everywhere (including in my eyes), and I'm frequently falsely accused of being a furry in it. ._.; BUT I get lots of love and hugs in it, so it's all worth it in the end. ^_^

I also wanted to note that I didn't take any of these pictures--I found them on various websites. It's rather hard to take pictures of yourself, and I was too busy taking pictures of the other cosplayers to ask my friends to do it for me.

( Five pictures under the cut )

I'll be at Anime Expo in the same costume (when I can bear to wear it in the heat). If you don't spot me around the convention randomly, I'll definitely be at the Naruto gathering. Is anyone else on this board going? We'll have to find a way to identify each other or something. ^_^

If anyone wants more Fanime Naruto gathering pictures, feel free to request and I'd be happy to post some. I just don't have time to resize them at the moment. Plus, I didn't take nearly as many as other people at Fanime took due to lack of camera memory.

BUTTBOW HELP.

[teh-goat-girl.livejournal.com]

Heeeey, lovelies of Chuunin.

I'm hoping to cosplay as Tayuya at a con later this summer, and I was wondering: how should I go about mAking the bow of doom? I haven't a clue how to, and I'd really like some advice (or step-by-step instructions, THAT WOULD ROCK.) so I can do it.

If I get this right, I wanna do curse seal lvl 2 Tayuya next. LOLZ.

Thanks for your time! Bye~~

NaruSasuNaru Roleplay

[sterlingcoins.livejournal.com]

For some weeks now, lykomancer and I have been engaged in a Naruto & Sasuke roleplay. For those who don't know what roleplay is: it's basically when one person takes on a character or a set of characters and plays it against another's. There are all types of roleplay out there, but the version Lykos and I do could be considered a co-writing of fanfiction. There's no plot and this is more or less an exploration of the characters' relationship with hormones, and we have no idea what direction this is heading to -- but that's what makes it fun; it forces us to think on our feet and allows us delve into the minds of our characters.

Since I'm organizing up our logs, we thought there'd be some NaruSasuNaru fans who'd like to take a look at what we've been working with. Much of the roleplay is ridden with conflict, rivalry, emotional intensity and all of the stuffs that make the Naruto and Sasuke relationship so attractive. Throw in hormones and sex, and you've got a fun -- if not a flagrantly AU of a ride.

Since the roleplay was started before Sasuke's appearance in the manga (and Kishimoto's Sasuke and Naruto wouldn't boink each other, senseless), this roleplay's placed in an Alternate Universe. The rating is a Hard R to NC-17 due to mature content (i.e: sex), language, and violence. For simpler purposes, we've focused the interactions on only Sasuke and Naruto, although we hope to include more characters in the near future.

Each episode's assembled as an act. Sasuke is played by lykomancer; Naruto is played by sterlingcoins.

Chapter: Act I
Pairing(s): Naruto/Sasuke; implied Orochimaru/Sasuke; implied Naruto/Sakura
Warning(s): Language, violence
Genre(s): Drama, Romance, Dark, PWP
Rating: PG-13 - R
Word Length: 7,547
Notes: Sasuke is played by lykomancer. Naruto is played by sterlingcoins. For clarity purposes, Sasuke's posts are black and Naruto's posts are blue. We both make an effort to stay in-character (as much as we could, anyway), but apologies for OOC instances.
Snippet: "By the time they've reached the outskirts of Taki, twilight had already settled in. The early stars are dusted with dark, purple clouds, and a sliver of a moon's tentatively making its way up the heavens. Distant thunder thrums from behind, and the grass, combed by storm breezes of what is promised and what will come, whispers, it'll rain soon."

Act I, Part 1

Oy! The results from yesterday's thing!

[hi-no-neko.livejournal.com]

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I tallied everything up. Results under the cut.

( Read more... )

Character Analysis: Uchiha Itachi

[sapphynashi.livejournal.com]

*wave* Hello, I’ve been threatened …persuaded into posting something here by sunsitenthai after she wrote her amazing Sasuke essay. And by ‘something’ I mean lots of rambling and analysis concerning Itachi, because he’s always been horrendously portrayed in fandom. So, without further ado, let’s talk about the Uchiha prodigy.

( It’s all about potential )

(no subject)

[fujiappletan.livejournal.com]

Today, avoiding studying for finals; I was doing my usual ebay surfing. Where upon I found this, which I could not help but find highly amusing.

New Community!

[yura-slash.livejournal.com]

Hi! yurathewicked here, and i'd like to tell you about a new community that i've started up with the help of 4 other lovely ladies. the community is naughty_ninjas, and will be an invitation only archive for naruto SLASH smut (yaoi, yuri, threesomes, etc.) all rated R and NC-17.

if you know about pornish_pixies (the harry potter slash archive) this has been constructed in the same way. membership is not open to all, but only to the more talented authors and artists, who take the time to edit their work carefully, draw with a steady and sure hand, and keep naruto's characters as in-character as they can be. the community will be open to all who would like to read, view, and comment on the lovely work, but only open for posting to members.

now, because this is an invitation only archive (meaning that the members can nominate authors and artists for membership), we need some talented members to start things up! we are taking submissions for membership starting TODAY, in the hopes of building a base of great artists and authors who can contribute to the archive and then recommend others for membership. please, APPLY WHILE YOU CAN!

for all questions or concerns, please refer to the first post on the community and read the userinfo carefully. you will find detailed instructions every step of the way ^_^

Fanart!

[goodbye--kitty.livejournal.com]

Hey guys! Here's a Kabuto Oiroke No Jutsu pic for a friend who is obsessed with Kabuto. There's no nudity; he's (she's??) in a bathing suit. Contains OroKabu implications, though Kabuto is the only one in the picture.

Photobucket hates PNG files, so the picture is really tiny; I'd suggest going to the DevaintArt link in order to read the text.

( Progress Report from the Konoha Chuunin Exam )

50 Itachi Bases

[kunoichi-jaden.livejournal.com]

Celebrate his birthday in style.

Fifty 100x100 Itachi Bases

^_^

[FIC] The Essential.

[allira-dream.livejournal.com]

Title: The Essential.
Fandom: Naruto.
Warnings: Angst, shounen ai, spoilers for the Gaara arc of the second manga part (around chap. 298 more or less). Inspired by 'The Little Prince' from Antoine de Saint Exupéry. Slight AU.
Characters/Pairings: Gaara/Naruto heavily implied. (Mildly implied Naruto/Sakura and Gaara/Sakura)
Summary: The essential is invisible to the eyes. It's Gaara's turn to show Naruto the way back.
Rating: G
Notes: fujurpreux's fault. ( Cut for possible spoilers of the latest manga chaps. )

The Essential.

boredum shared might make entertainment

[shigeruhiko.livejournal.com]

So. . . Naruto anime.

Has the anime of Naruto "jumped the shark"? Please, explain and discuss. I'll try and keep up with comments, but if this gets out of hand, I might miss some. But I really doubt it will.

anyway. . . please discuss. I have no hope that the fillers will end anytime soon. I just wish I could ignore them. XD (but that would cause someone loos of sleep and he might kill me. or at the very least, hack my computer. meep)

"The Flashback Chronicles of Team 8" ~Chapter 3

[siebymazaki.livejournal.com]

This is the third chapter in our fanfiction about Team Eight! I hope you enjoy it!

Author: Sieby Mazaki siebymazaki
Co-author and Editor: Yagi Mazaki yagimazaki
Rating: G
Word Count: 1137
Genre: Humour/Comedy
Characters: Team Eight-centric, Introducing Iruka!
Warnings: Hilarity ensues!

( Chapter 3: Lunchtime Havoc )

If you have missed chapters 1 and 2 you can read them here!

Chapter 2: Secret Club

Chapter 1: A Friend In Need, Is a Friend Indeed

Fanart... again! n_n;

[felkwafi.livejournal.com]

I... ate lots of espresso beans today, so I was energetic and did lots of art. XD End of story... or maybe just the beginning?

Etou... please enjoy~!!

( Ehehe. More Narutardedness... n_n; )

Oekaki

[welt.livejournal.com]

Since I saw Sasuke-Pikachu, the thought have haunted me. Since my friend sachilla likes Pokemon/Naruto pics, I drew this to her.

( Sasuke and Orochimaru as pokemons! )

Happy Birthday, Itachi!

[kylara.livejournal.com]

The party's at uchihaprodigy. (Bring us your Itachi.)

( Check out the new Itachi colorbar )