I have mastered the art of writing filler!

[yukiwarashi.livejournal.com]

After watching the filler arc from 102-106, and watching the current arc in Naruto, I feel that I have mastered the art of writing Naruto filler. So here I present to you, my original Naruto filler arc. Please enjoy...or at least, feel free to kill me. Thank you. =D



It's just another day in Konoha when...

Jiraiya: Tsunade! How's it going?

Tsunade: Get the hell out, Jiraiya.

Jiraiya: How about I take Naruto somewhere?

Tsunade: Well even though you are a fucking idiot and it gives me an excuse to drink sake and sleep on my job...oh what the hell, okay! Please take Naruto somewhere extremely dangerous! And don't get poisoned! I'm such a good Hokage. ^-^

Jiraiya: YAY! See you later!

And so, Jiraiya finds Naruto at Ichiraku...

Naruto: Miso ramen~ miso ramen~ MM mm Miso ramen-chan, yay!

Jiraiya: COME NARUTO! THIS IS A SUPER DUPER S A RANK MISSION!

Naruto: OMG! A super awesome dangerous mission!? Really, Ero Sennin?!

Jiraiya: Yeah! Definitely dangerous! More dangerous than facing Orochimaru or Gaara or Kabuto or some crap.

Naruto: YAY!

Jiraiya: Now how about taking some friends along? Bring as many as you want! Ho ho ho!

Naruto: Okay!

--An hour later--

Naruto: I'm back Ero Sennin!

Jiraiya: Excellent! Who did you bring?

Naruto: I thought of the strongest shinobi in the village, so I'm just bringing Sakura-chan.

Sakura: Sasuke-kun. ;_;

Jiraiya: Awesome! With the two of you, we can accomplish this super awesome mission!

Naruto/Sakura: Yay!

While exiting the village, our heroes run into people...

Hinata: N...naruto-kun..

Naruto: Hinata! Hi!

Ino: Sakura? Where are you off to?

Sakura: Sasuke-kun. ;_;

Naruto: We're off on a S A Rank Mission! Just Sakura and me...and Ero Sennin.

Jiraiya: That's JIRAIYA to you!!!

Tenten: THE Jiraiya?

Jiraiya smiles like he's king of the world~

Naruto: He asked me to bring the best shinobi I know, so now we're off!

Shino: ...I see. Well...I don't really have anything to do...

Tenten: Things have been boring....

Naruto: Oh well! Have fun finding something to do guys! Bye! ^^

Shino: ...

Tenten: ....

Ino: ....

Hinata: N...naruto-kun...

--On the road to Viridian City...

Jiraiya: Dou dou dou dou....we are on our way to Sushi Village. There, we must protect a legendary kunai!

Naruto: OMG, sounds dangerous!

Jiraiya: Yes, so it's always good to have plenty of techniques avalible in any situation.

TWO NINJAS ATTACK O_O

Ninja 1: RAR! STAY AWAY FROM SUSHI VILLAGE

Ninja 2: DON'T GO THERE OR YOU'LL DIE!

Sakura: Sasuke-kun! ;_;

Naruto/Jiraiya: RASENGAN!!!

-Using an attack that we rarely see, Naruto and Jiraiya of course, kick these guys' asses. Not killing them of course, but merely sending them spinning off again.

Jiraiya: Awesome technique, Naruto!

Naruto: Thanks! I'm only going to save it for really powerful enemies.

--A skunk walks in front of them and sprays them. Lol, tee funee.

Naruto: AHHH! I WON'T GIVE UP! THIS IS MY NINJA WAY! RASENGAN!

--Oh, that poor skunk.

Jiraiya: I wonder why those ninjas told us to stay away from the Sushi village. Oh well, on our merry way!

--Finally, our heroes arrive at Sushi Village.

Naruto: Ero Sennin, where is this kunai we're supposed to protect?

Jiraiya: Uh...uh....look over at that building, and let me borrow your wallet to get information!

Naruto: Okay! *hands him wallet*

Jiraiya: You too, Sakura.

Sakura: Sasuke-kun. ;_; *hands him wallet*

--And with that, Jiraiya runs off!

Naruto: What now, dattebayo?

Sakura: Sasuke-kun. ;_;

--30 minutes pass...

Naruto: ARGH! I'm mad! I'm gonna find this Ero-sennin and show him a piece of my mind!

Sakura: Sasuke-kun. ;_;

--In a bar somewhere...

Jiraiya: HEHEHE I LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG FAT TITTIES I LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG VAGINAS!

Naruto: AHH! THERE YOU ARE ERO-SENNIN! YOU BITCH! YOU USED MY MONEY ON WOMEN AGAIN!

Jiraiya: AHH! AHH! WAIT, NARUTO!

Naruto: Behold my rare jutsu, RASENGAN!

--But before Naruto can do anything, this BIG UGLY DUDE arrives.

Big Ugly Dude: RAHHH INTRUDERS IN THE VILLAGE

Jiraiya: Remember Naruto, varied techniques in battle! You too, Sakura!

Sakura: Sasuke-kun. ;_; *takes out one kunai, because it'll do a lot of damage like it always does!*

Naruto/Jiraiya: RASENGAN!

--Yeah, big fat dude is hurt, but doesn't die. =(

Naruto: ARGH I'm so mad at you Ero-sennin! I'm leaving!

Sakura: Sasuke-kun. ;_;

--When Naruto and Sakura leave, someone new arrives...

Random hot chick: Excuse me, are you thirsty?

Jiraiya: Well yes I am! Hmm...from the Sound village eh? That's good! *drinks* AW SHIT I'M POISONED.

--Meanwhile with Naruto and Sakura...

Naruto: How about a date, dattebayo?

Sakura: SHANNARO!!!!

--Sakura hits Naruto. OMG lolz teh funneee

???: What are you doing here in the Sushi Village?!

Naruto: Who are you?!

Shitaro: My name is Shitaro. The Sushi Village hasn't been the same since two evil people have taken it over and has stolen our legendary kunai. Our village leader always used to use that kunai...and only that kunai to fight. She knew basic techniques like Bunshin and Kawarimi, but man, with that one kunai she battled a lot.

Naruto: How many times did she win?

Shitaro: None, but that's not the point, I'm just angsting because Sushi Village is so different now and everyone's a slave. ;_;

Naruto: ARGH. THAT'S NOT RIGHT. I'M MAD. Okay, I'm going to promise you this! I WILL SET YOU FREE! IT IS MY NINJA WAY!

Shitaro: Really? I dunno who the hell you are, but thank you! ;_;

Naruto: =D

Sakura: Sasuke-kun. ;_;

--GASP TWO NINJAS ATTACK

Shitaro: Oh no! Jessie! James!

Jessie: That's right! Let's fight!

Naruto: Stand back, I'll handle this! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!

-Yay, five Naruto clones all fighting Jessie and James. But they won't be defeated so easily!

Jessie: SNAKE BITE NO JUTSU!

James: POISON FOG NO JUTSU!

Naruto Clones: AHHHH!

Jessie/James: MUHAHAHA, YOU LOSE

Naruto: Oh no I don't!

Jessie/James: Huh?

Naruto: RASENGAN!

Jessie/James: What a technique! I've never seen something so powerful! But! KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!

--TA DA, SOME TALKING CAT JUST CAME OUT!

Naruto: AHHH! What the hell?!

Talking Cat: RAAAR! *has lucky legendary kunai on his head*

--And the talking cat slashes our hero, sending him to the ground.

Sakura: SASUKE-KUN!!! ;_;

--Sakura takes out one kunai and prepares to fight! BOO YAH! Her and the cat exchange blows but it looks like Sakura's shitty Kawarimi and Bunshin let her down too, and now she sits sobbing beside Naruto.

Shitaro: OMG Naruto, I get it now! You've inspired me! MY DREAMS! THEY WILL COME TRUE! I WILL FIGHT WITH A KUNAI!!!

Sakura: Sasuke-kun!! ;_;

--Sakura hugs the lifeless Naruto...only to feel something poking her.

Naruto: Kehehehehehe!

Sakura: SHANNARO! *punches Naruto* OMG, dramatic moment made better by humor1111

Shitaro: AHHHH!

Jessie/James/Talking Cat: YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR US!

Naruto: It's true, I'm out of chakra!

Sakura: If only Sasuke-kun were here! ;_;

Sasuke: GUWAAAHHHHHHHH CHIDORI!!!

--Meanwhile, in our world, there are manga readers reading chapter 300....

Naruto: Sasuke! It's...the first time...I've seen you...since our fight...those years ago...

Sasuke: Yeah...dobe....

Manga reader: OMG WTF STUPID ANIME PEOPLE FILLERS SUK I BITCH ABOUT STUFF I GET FOR FREE THEY DON'T HAVE MY SUPPORT EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT JAPANESE NOR AM I THEIR TARGET AUDIENCE GRRRR

--Back to our battle.

Naruto: Sasuke?!

Sakura: Sasuke-kun!!! =)

--Sasuke uses the Chidori on Talking Cat, which BREAKS THE LUCKY KUNAI!

Talking Cat: GRRR I'M SO ANGRY!

--Talking Cat slashes Sasuke into a rock...

Sasuke: AHH! Naruto, it's up to youuuuuu

Naruto: Okie dokie dattebayo! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!

Jessie/James: Get him, talking cat!

Talking Cat: Rawrrrr!

--The talking cat kills those clones...again...

Jessie/James: Good job, talking cat!

Naruto: You think that's it?! I won't give up! I will become Hokage! THAT IS MY WAY OF THE NINJA! And since Jiraiya told me to use many different techniques, here goes!

--Naruto's other clone disappears, and he charges with...

Naruto: RASENGAN!!!!!!!!!

--Rasengan hits the talking cat, Jessie and James.

J/J/Talking Cat: OMG, WE'RE BLASTING OFF!

--And so they spin into the sun. Or moon. Whatever.

Shitaro: OMG you did it Naruto! You're my hero!

Naruto: Aww shucks dattebayo. ^-^

Sakura: Sasuke-kun's gone! ;_;

Naruto: GUWAH! SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUCEEEEKKKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!

--At Neverland Ranch...

Kabuto: Thank goodness you are safe, Sasuke-kun...

Orochimaru: I will be able to enter this child soon enough...come, let us touch our hearts...<3

--Back at Sushi village

Jiraiya: Yay now we can all go home ho ho ho ho

Naruto: What a dangerous mission! Even the Gaara battle wasn't as hard as that!

--And so, our heroes return to Konoha. What a great story this was. Really.

Kakashi: I'm always left out of these things. Oh well, time to angst. *places Linkin Park CD on Obito's grave*

Comments

[superheroine]

LMAO.

Win. Complete and total win.

You should apply to work on the anime with them - I'm sure you could come up with better stories than them XD

[marctheundead.livejournal.com]

^ that person is just kidding.

i want the time i spent reading that back D:

[ovendoor.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN AT LIFE O_OV

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

Sasuke-kun. ;_;
RASENGAN!!!
Orochimaru: I will be able to enter this child soon enough...come, let us touch our hearts...<3
Kakashi: I'm always left out of these things. Oh well, time to angst. *places Linkin Park CD on Obito's grave*

Is it normal for me to be squealing like a pig with laughter? Well... maybe yes. It's reserved for the best of the best. Like it's been said: complete, utter, total, 100% dattebayo win. ♥ You rovck at this, hope you bestow us with more crack like this! *roots you on*

[floopy3.livejournal.com]

xDDDDDDDDDDD

LMFAO KAKASHI!

But more importantly your cut off for the manga suddenly made me realize I needed to read it.

[epicureal.livejournal.com]

OMFG I WUD SO WATCH THAT SHIZZLE!!

Wow, you're pretty much right. T.T BUT YOU FORGOT THE BIT WHERE THE SHITARO SAYS 'KTHXBAI NARUTOE! I am much inspired to follow your ninja stuff and all that 'izzle! You make Sushi a better plaice! HAY SKOOL!'

Plaice. XDDD What a crappy pun.

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! Guess I must like crappy puns. :P

[belmoon.livejournal.com]

OMG~ You win. You just win. ;_;

[deideichan.livejournal.com]

i... uh... laughed myself sick XD

[dory-the-ogg.livejournal.com]

Dude you cant make this shit up!!!1one

Obviously you are of a higher level than us mortals and should be praised and whatnot XDD

But! but but you forgot to put in THE MORAL MESSAGE!! There has to be a MORAL MESSAGE! Even if its something really crappy a MORAL MESSAGE at the end of the show where someone has a REVELATION! is the way to go!!

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

O__O

I think I'm glad I stopped paying attention to this filler arc...

wow

[link-fizzle.livejournal.com]

wow that was great. i love the sushi village and the legendary kunai. But dude at the begining it did seem to pass as a real naruto filler. but as it went on it ust went totally crazy.
well i just skimmed it so shoot me if u want.

[keio.livejournal.com]

Hands up, winner.

HEHEHE I LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG FAT TITTIES I LIKE GIRLS WITH BIG VAGINAS!
And he says it in true annoying!pop-up fashion. XD

[anikka-baka.livejournal.com]

This completes my life. Have my babiez.

[memoriez-lost.livejournal.com]

LOL. You have just capture the very essence of writing Naruto filler episodes!!

And Pokemon crossovers is <3
J/J/Talking Cat: OMG, WE'RE BLASTING OFF!
--And so they spin into the sun. Or moon. Whatever.

OMG hilarious. You Win XD

[memoriez-lost.livejournal.com]

*captured

[nephilim.livejournal.com]

o____O;;


Hilarious.

[historyblitz.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I thought of the strongest shinobi in the village, so I'm just bringing Sakura-chan.


Awesome. Pure Genius. I love you. Lets get married.

[historyblitz.livejournal.com]

Revelation....hmmmm.....what could we have?


STAY AWAY FROM SUSHI VILLAGE

or something...

[turnip-girl.livejournal.com]

XD Team Rocket + Naruto = happy me. ^^

[kyoukosama.livejournal.com]

Good job. You made me chuckle.