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The year is 2005.

The place is Konoha High. It is run with an iron fist by the oft intoxicated yet immaculately beautiful Principal Tsunade. Trailing along after her is the most perverted man in the country, Vice Principal Jiraiya. Their staff are overworked and underpaid and their students are well – lets just say that class is optional and chaos is not.

This is their story.

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We're looking for a few good RPers to help keep enrollment at hs_no_jutsu full. It would help to have previous RP experience. It is necessary to have a firm grasp on grammar, spelling, and the definition of satire.

This RP is completely farcical -- meaning what the mods are looking for in your application are exaggeration of stereotypes, irony, and, most importantly, crack. If you're interested, check out more information here. There you can find a list of characters and more information about the RP itself.

For your reference, there is a handy list of available players listed below.

Resident drunken cheerleader out, y0.





Up for Grabs

Fighting Leaves of Konoha High~!
Inuzuka Kiba, The Tough Boi w/Heart of Gold and Dog Fetish.
Akimichi Chouji, The Good-Natured Sidekick Fat Kid
Rin, Cryogenically Frozen student from the 1980s/Uchiha Fanclub President
Kamizuki Izumo, The Emo-tastic Song-Writing Guitarist.
Hagane Kotetsu, The Paranoid Over-Analyzing Anti-Conspirator.

Faculty
Jiraiya, The UberPerv Vice Principal.
Mitarashi Anko, Dominatrix Dean of Students.
Hatake Kakashi, The Borderline-Molesting Girls' Gym Teacher.
Yuuhi Kurenai, Popular Girl Turned Math Teacher.
Sarutobi Asuma, The Home-Ec Teacher/Reality TV Star.
Yamashiro Aoba, The Late-and-usually-wrong-in-the-news Morning Announcer.
Time Traveling Student turned Faculty Member, Here To Warn Of Impending Doom*

Not Students/Faculty But Still Kickass
Inuzuka Hana, Good Catholic School Girl.
Konohamaru, The Punk Junior High School Kid w/Band.
Mizuki, Corrupt Cop Who Takes Bribes To Let the School Stay Open.
Nara Shikato, Local Bar Owner and Supportive Dad of his VERY HETEROSEXUAL SON.
Akimichi Choumaru*
Yamanaka Inoshi*

Rival no Jutsu: Sound High
Jiroubou, Jock Extraordinaire.
Kimimaro, Crazy Stalker Guy and Worshipper at the Alter of Orochimaru.
Dosu Kinuta*
Zaku Abumi*

*Without existing clichés/players



/Please also excuse evil x-posting.