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So, how do you think Sasori being a full-bodied puppet will affect the people that want to write/draw smut with him and (fill in blank character)?

Does this have the opposite Freudian connotations of Pinnochio, or parallel ones?

("I wanna be a real boy!" - "NO, you can't!")

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I don't see it as any different from a robot like The Vision or KOS-MOS having sex.

I mean...NOT WORKSAFE (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/lordkefka/MegGadget.jpg). If you can do that, Sasori is easy.

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~~Don't think I could do that...that angle would hurt like whoa~~ The question remains - would Sasori see fit to equip himself with the proper equipment?

Ah, screw it. There's seldom room for logic in PWP.

(Look, I made a pun! How clever of me!)

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So, Team Gai...how does it feel being swept aside? :/

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Well, I don't know about anybody else, but the moment I got to that part in 271, I made a "wood" joke. ^^;

Also, maybe he could do it with his "intestines"(I'm not a tentacle rape fan, I swear!).

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Also, what happened to the kitty ears? Kankuro looks weird now. :/

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kumiriko.livejournal.com

He is quite the player so who knows. "Hay kakashi. you sure you dont have a little Uchiha in you? Would you like to?"

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I am sure fanfiction writers will come up with an idea for him to leave that OTHER part ehhh...normal...

Or maybe not...

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lunarwhirl.livejournal.com

Uh-oh, Yunie-chan is at it again. :D

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Was it all the way at 271? I was making the cracks at his unveiling, about his pwiddy choker.

~~I remember this godawful space movie from years and years ago where the mostly bionic captain had a gas-powered light-up and vibrating fake one... Maybe it'd be more like that!~~

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"No, Itachi. That's the only thing I haven't had modified. No chance of splinters, I swear."

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Longest line at an Akatsuki member since they realized that Kisame has sharky skin all over?

(Read: Why do you think it took them years at a time to go after one demony boy or another?)

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I think only Kisame will be safe from splinters...ew....I am getting a visual...

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OTP! I sense a challenge coming on!

But if you leave wood in salt water for too long then it starts to get... Oh dear.

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donna-c-punk.livejournal.com

Dude! Get the eff out! There's a MANGA for this, too?!

(You will all notice the sarcasm dripping on the floor._

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HAH, Family Guy for the win.

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*slips in it* Eep!

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donna-c-punk.livejournal.com

I put up the "Wet Floor" sign, I am not responsible! Um ... the originator of this post is. ::slinks away::

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~~Calling all internet lawyers!~~ Na, the slippee's BAC is over the legal limits, she shouldn't be meandering the internets without a designated websurfer.

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In his eye socket... Oh dear... O__X

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domlandbubbles.livejournal.com

Of course since he made puppets out of real people, he could pick and choose which bits to keep.

Or how many...

No wonder Akatsuki kept him around.

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Ew, ew, EWWWWWWWW!!!!
You should license this particular plot bunny, cause fanfiction writers would go NUTS over that one!

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