It was in the New York times, I swear.

[lopt.livejournal.com]

Thursday, October 13th, 15 year old Sasuke Uchiha was arrested for possession of cocaine and schnook. The youth was found with a gang of teenagers who called themselves 'T3h N1nj4s.' The rest had fled, leaving Uchiha behind, before the police arrived, explains a witness.
Ms. Anne Thropy, a professional in the field of illegal drugs, explains that 'schnook' is a new drug out on the streets that increases the user's arrogance and depression. "It is a remarkably dangerous substance", she tells reporters. "It's in the form of a pill, and when taken, it will increase your appeal to the opposite sex; however, you will become slightly weak and develop a lack of 'anger'."
Uchiha's older brother, Itachi Uchiha, was shocked to find that his only sibling and living relative, had been using Schnook. When reporters asked him for his response to this, he merely said, "No wonder I could never make him mad when I poked his forehead." Afterwards, he had no further comments.
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Ok, seriously though. I have nothing against Sasuke. XD; I just saw that picture (link) and thought "hey, that'd make a really funny news story" and just kinda took off. :P

Comments

[demonoflight.livejournal.com]

This is what, the third time this picture's posted in this community...?

[allherglory.livejournal.com]

hehe I think this was posted a couple months back - the picture, not the article. It's amusing XD

[lopt.livejournal.com]

posting the article though, not the picture. I figured it might've been posted. :p

[reservoir.livejournal.com]

Hah, Kakashi+Real Ultimate Power ftw

[allherglory.livejournal.com]

He was posing so conveniently for it!

[pentacle-fate.livejournal.com]

...

I'm just going to go ahead and say this.

...why does this seem oddly real to me? Wee.

[allherglory.livejournal.com]

Because Sasuke is reckless and broody and angsty and all he needed was cocaine to complete the pretty picture?

[origami-paper.livejournal.com]

If he went to the slammer wearing that... XD

[cale.livejournal.com]

this only proves why sasuke and cocaine crack are synonymous with eachother. XD

[antieden.livejournal.com]

Because the picture's real~ it's from Fanime, a Sasuke cosplayer was taken away for shoplifting =X

[antieden.livejournal.com]

Ahhh I remember seeing those police cars and asking, "What happened?" at Fanime~ and then later I saw this picture, taken just a little earlier. Shoplifting Sasuke. That kid'll never live it down =X

[splintered-soul.livejournal.com]

Lol. I've seen the picture before but it never fails to crack me up.

[creepy-crawly.livejournal.com]

I dunno...we were all there wondering if he was being arrested by the fashion police, or maybe for hitting on likkle kiddies, because those pants were practically SEE THROUGH. *eyes fall out, bleeding, at the memory. Creepy dies*

O' course, then there was that dude at AWA...that one who went as Ed Elric, in only duck tape and his underwear (boxers)? Anyone else remember that?

I have pictures...*heheheheh*

[cheetara.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT WAS FANIMECON!!
I was there!!! O_O
I never saw that though...
Thank god someone took a picture...XD...

[michanchan.livejournal.com]

this may be a little late, but is it possible if i you can repost the picture... my bf didn't believe me when i told him about it and he wants to see.

[lopt.livejournal.com]

There you go. ;)

[michanchan.livejournal.com]

lol thank you :D