Lur.

[linkandluigi.livejournal.com]

And now for something fun. Wow. This is my second post tonight.

Okay. This is something random and fun. Has anyone ever heard of the Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel things? If haven't, here are some links:
Vin Diesel
Chuck Norris

If you DO know what I mean, then here is my proposition. I want to do this...but with someone utterly random from Naruto. Hm...who random? Um...I'd have to say Shino.

So this is the SHINO version. Anyone have any good ones?


Edit: Actually...you can do anyone!

Comments

[fork-my-eye.livejournal.com]

Lmao. That's the first time I've seen the Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris things. Hmmm... Shino... wow I'm completely blanl.

Maybe... something like...
"You don't step on Shino's bugs... they step on you"

I don't know. Anything I say will come out really lame and not really funny. Sorry XD it's a cool idea though.

[linkandluigi.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! That's a good one! I should have picked someone who wasn't...you know. Shino. But I just thought it'd be funniest if it was Shino.

[hokata.livejournal.com]

Fact: Shino wears sunglasses at night because he actually has no eyes.

Shino is currently sueing Fear Factor for mass genocide of his clan mates.

There was no Mose's plague of locus. The Aburame ancestors ate out that day.


*shrug*

[kagami-x.livejournal.com]

Hahaaaaa wow. I like that last one. xD;

[fork-my-eye.livejournal.com]

lmao. who wasn't you know... shino.

he's such a random bugman. but we love him anyway.

[linkandluigi.livejournal.com]

I like the Fear Factor one!

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

Shino does not ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shino is battery operated.
Shino has no cel phone. Shino needs no cel phone.
Shino has won the Konoha karaoke contest four years in a row.
Shino was once a forward for the Vancouver Canucks.
Shino was once thrown out of a pub in Bristol.
Shino surfed Jaws (the place, not the shark).
Shino once helped a little lost girl find her way home. He then gave her a hat that he stole from his cousin.
Shino owns a professional basketball team.
Shino is Greed.
Shino came up with the idea for the Macy's Day Parade.
Shino is really made of tofu and soda crackers.
Shino dated Paris Hilton and kept the videos.
Shino once saved a penguin from a hyena with his bare hands.

[unikorn.livejournal.com]

lol I hadn't seen the pages either, but I've heard people quote some of the Chuck Norris ones on World of Warcraft ^_^;

damn those we're funny

I feel intense shame for this. Clearly, Vin Diesel made me do it.

[falxumbra.livejournal.com]

Shino wears sunglasses to shield the sun from his burning stare, and not the other way around.
Shino knows what the sound of one hand clapping is.
Shino has actually been sleepwalking the entire time. He hasn't been awake since 1942.
Shino travelled back in time to defeat the Kyuubi; he graciously allowed Yondaime to take credit for his great deed. Yondaime's head exploded from the force of Shino's generosity.
Jiraiya has been using Shino as his muse for the last three Icha Icha books.
Shino once sneezed so hard, bees came out his nose.
Shino is more fucking zen than thou.

Re: I feel intense shame for this. Clearly, Vin Diesel made me do it.

[linkandluigi.livejournal.com]

That first one...is amazing. Same with the fourth one. I'm seriously loving these more than I thought I would! (Which is a lot.)

[thomasvye.livejournal.com]

....rotflmao! Vin Deisel is that good! XDDD (I love Vin Deisel; he's a roleplayer, you know! ^^)

[fork-my-eye.livejournal.com]

I laughed my ass off reading those things XD
they really are hillarious.

-wishes she was half as funny as that-

[fallentaiyoko.livejournal.com]

Kabuto Version:

*Kabuto's biggest indulgence is in the bath.
*Kabuto has more bath products than the average kunoichi.
*Kabuto is addicted to pocky.
*Luckily, Kabuto came across a strange artifact that he has dubbed, "The Pocky Bag of Holding," which has an infinite pocky supply.
*Kabuto plays Standard mode on Dance Dance Revolution.
*Kabuto acts like a stoner when he's sleep deprived.
*Kabuto once hacked a bank in Konoha and used the money to go shopping on an X-rated e-store.
*The animal Kabuto most identifies with is the cat.
*Although most of his things hardly qualify as 'organized,' he is extremely anal about his books, finances, and medical supplies and paperwork.

[technoranma.livejournal.com]

Shino's hairstyle is what's really keeping disco from coming back.

y'know that one hella annoying bug that just won't be killed no matter what you do? Shino did that. Because he can.

omg

[poeticalsuicide.livejournal.com]

"There was no Mose's plague of locus. The Aburame ancestors ate out that day."

lmfao.. thats wonderful

oh my

[poeticalsuicide.livejournal.com]

I absolutely adore your icon