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[comeguardian.livejournal.com]

Last night I was browsing the horror that is bad fanfiction and I found some ridiculous ones of course. My favorites were ones of Sasuke taking Itachis place in the whole massmurder of the Uchiha clan. So being the idiot I am I wrote my OWN. Its a ~parody~ and its really short for your viewing pleasure. enjoyyyyy

Pairings: a secret het one
Rating: um like pg? pg-13-ish lolol.
ehh some parts may offend people so dont preach to me cause i dont really care




sasuke was so mad at everyone

he sat in his room with his rusty razor and cried "itachi itachi itachi!" he said in a jan way! "thats all every1 thinks about dont ANYONE c me here?????? he cried

"sasuke! dinner" said itachi opening the door

"grr" thot sasuke "i hate u brtpther!!"

itachi didthis face ^_^ "come on sasuage mom mad ur fav!!!!"

"heh ID ONT LIKe spasessI" said sasuke

"w/e"itachi said "mom i cant eat dinner 2nite i have anbu praktice"

"itachi ur my pride and jouy! the greatest oocheehah of them all" said daddy uchiha

sasuke cam in with his paper and crayons

"watre you drawing baby" said mama uchiha

"plots" said sasuke thinking, "2nite ill carry out my plan of action!"

"aw sasuke ur an angel" said the mom

"sasuke have u been prakticing? u gotta become good like ur bro!" said the dad

"now steven we talked abut this!" screamed momma uchiha

sasuke saied as the 2 of them fot and he went to hiz room and laid on hiz bed cryign carving wordz like 'dispear' and 'aghony' and 'payn' into hiz arm and legz. he then fell asleep

morning came n sasuke woke up so early it waz still dark he turnd on tv and watched arthur den went outside he saw every1 assleep he grabbed kunai threw it at uchiha fan

"CLAN DIE CLAN MY CINTAINER IS MEASRURED!!" he screamed.

sasuke sat in a tree n waited for every1 to wake up! he killed every1 with a rifle "heh I AM BAD" he hallred "U HEAR THAT"

itachi came running ove r"WATRE U DOING"

"older bro if mine if u wanna LIVE RUN!!!!!!!!! run and come wiht me with my eyes!" he said "WITH MYU EYES!!"

"huh" itach didnt kno wat was going on he turnee on his sharis and they spun "sasuke check this shit out" he said

"GO AWAY said sasuke i hate YOU!!!!!!!

itachi cried so hard his lines disapepared

amy leethen gave a concert in honor of all the deceesed uchihas RIP uchiha CLAN

itachi sat and cried he helled his anbu vest and cried Oh where did i wrong in being a bro!!!!!

soon sasuke ran off n he saw alil girl crying so hard

"hey wats wrong" he qestuined her

"i hate my life!!!!!!!" she holared"no1 lyks me"

o that sux said sasuke my name is sasuke whats urs

"1010" she said

"cool lets run away 2gether thatll teech theM!!"

and they ran away

~*4 yearz later*~
one day itachi sat drinking sake he was sooooos ad over wat happened he went for a walk with is dog cocoa

he saw 2 cloaked figurez in black

"Omg" he cried

"weezel hed it is me i joined akatsukI"

"watever that iz" said itachi his dog barked RUFF RUFF!!

"meet my gf 1010" said sasuke

itachi then lived on to be 100 but died of mad cow disease a year later sasuek grew up n changed hiz nayme to kevin federline

Comments

[sephibroth.livejournal.com]

♥ rite mor plz lol

[comeguardian.livejournal.com]

for you my dear i will do anything

[148km.livejournal.com]

LOL UPDATE SOON. ^___^

[sephibroth.livejournal.com]

will you bring me the avatar

[coordinator.livejournal.com]

"itachi didthis face ^_^"

AHHHHHH *clings to his face* ....*and yours*

[ovendoor.livejournal.com]

"watre you drawing baby" said mama uchiha

That line made me laugh more than it should've XD;

[ultrasushi.livejournal.com]

steven............ *dies laughing*

This is so awesome, please write more! XDD

[myuki-chan.livejournal.com]

OMFG.

This was pure brilliance. XD

[secludedly.livejournal.com]

amy lee gave a concert... lmfao.

[jello-mix.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFBBQ YOU WONZ TEH INTERNETZ LIEK WHOA.

[lopt.livejournal.com]

""huh" itach didnt kno wat was going on he turnee on his sharis and they spun "sasuke check this shit out" he said"
Lmfao. XD

[sevetenks.livejournal.com]

sasuke saied

He SAI-ED. Does that mean he started going "penis penis penis"? XD

he killed every1 with a rifle

Well, it's certainly faster than taking the time to kill them all with tiny ninja knives, yes? XD



In short, this little fic has made my day and has actually made me LOL. A lot.

Update! Tell us of Sasuage and 1010's first date! How they got into the Akatsuki! How Itachi lived so long when he was an anboo!

:o

[nikki-wright.livejournal.com]

You = Win at life. >D

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

omfg lolz plz update sun!111 liek iz weezul-chyaaaan ded of mad cowz bcuz off SAUSAGE!11 ee iz sch a btard!!11 ee shuld gt testacales cancar!1111

You are made out of awesome, my dear. out of AWESOME and a little can of win.

[shoudo.livejournal.com]

I think you just made my day.

♥

[lezbonojutsu.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. I dont even know what to say to this. That was possible the most entertaining thing I've looked at all week long XD

...Steven? Oh my god. You so totally win.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_pink_starz_/]

Arthur? Lyke omg, Sasuke has SUCH good taste. PLZ upd4ate, lololkkokokokolollol.

[kitsukikun.livejournal.com]

You win! Oh god, I think this is better than 90% of the fanfiction out there. You should have he and Itachi bond over a really bad American teen movie. THEY DO NOT HAVE HILLARY DUFF IN THE NARUTO-VERSE! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!! =)
You should write a really really bad lemon for Sauce-gay and 1010. Or better yet, one for Sauce-gay and a blatent Mary Sue.
And write an AN about how you're writing from personal experience.
I read this one author's AN (whose profile said she was 15 year old female) saying she was writing from 'all 4rm personal expireants' The story was yaoi. (with a lemon) And Sasuke almost killed himself by slitting his wrist... horizontally... and then he had complete function over his hands afterwards. And he lost 25 lbs in a week by just starving himself. if only
Oh well. Have a cookie!!!

[hi-no-neko.livejournal.com]

omg taht was so kewl! rite mor!

[pod-uchiha.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[pod-uchiha.livejournal.com]

YAEY! I was gonna write something but your user info kinda killed me so yeah! :D

[cynicalsnark.livejournal.com]

Just for the amy lee concert and the dad being named steven?
You win XD

[midnight-jade.livejournal.com]

"itachi then lived on to be 100 but died of mad cow disease a year later sasuek grew up n changed hiz nayme to kevin federline"

....MAD COW DISEASE...THE ULTIMATE NINJA KILLER.

you make my brain hurt from so many spelling errors and it was worth lowering my IQ so many points.

I salute you.