My Kakashi....

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This is a list of sorts (inspired by the "My Angel" list written by Kita), aimed at capturing the man who has set up a tent in my brain for the past two years and refuses to leave. Of course I don't succeed, but I think the results are fun. ^_^ No real yaoi, slight references to het.
I would also very much like to see other people's lists, about their own favorite characters.

My Kakashi....

Likes to smile, even when he does not mean it.

Wouldn't let his partners die.

Come think of it, probably wouldn't let himself die, either.

Yet somehow always manage to get his missions done. (Now *that*'s respectable, yo.)

Enjoys reading the nomenclature literature known as the Icha Para series.

Goes on guilt trips extending miles and miles, yet finding himself standing at the same place at the end of it all.

Will give up this guilt trip thing one day. No, seriously.

Doesn't see dead people, but goes talking to them all the same.

...thankfully not because he thinks he hears them answering.

Not when he's awake, anyway.

Is keeping a bit of his father's ashes in a small box hidden away somewhere.

....and doesn't remember where exactly.

Keeps an unholy brood of nin-dogs, yet somehow never ends up smelling like dogs. Even when it rains.

Hasn't earned a Attendence Award in....oh, years and years.

Developed a mysterious dislike for sweets after hanging around with Sasuke.

Will internally shiver at the sight of a badly charred tempura.

Keeps his refrigerator well-stocked with saury fish.

And enjoys cooking it for himself when he has the time, but somehow has never been able to get the salt portion quite right.

Started smoking at the age of eleven, under Asuma's influence.

Quit smoking at the age of eleven, also under Asuma's influence.

Experimented with various controlled substances while he was in the ANBU, and got whipped *hard* for it by Yondaime.

Tells himself if he ever catches his former students smoking godknowswhat, will also whip them if necessary.

Does not realize this is a replication of his own teacher-student relationship.

Finds the following attractive: Kurenai's lips and waist, Anko's legs, Shizune's wrist, Asuma's cigarette, and things that are probably not legal enough to be said out loud.

Feels vaguely guilty about the last part.

But hey, whatever works for jacking off, works.

Strangely enough, is not sexually repressed, despite being a twenty-eight year old overworked male with no SO except for the Little Orange Books.

Has never gotten drunk, except on the day of Yondaime's funeral.

Which he refused to attend.

Doesn't like killing the defenseless.

Does it anyway, if called for by the mission.

Cannot truly explain what's the difference between Raikiri and Chidori, and this really pisses Sasuke off.

Wishes Rin was still around to take care of his eye whenever sharingan acts up again.

Then reminds himself Rin dumped him for a real boyfriend and left Konoha.

Is strangely satisified with that thought.

Doesn't like questions directed to him about Itachi's Tsukiyomi.

Actually, doesn't like questions about Itachi, period.

Does not believe the sharingan will eventually make him blind, despite medical advices otherwise.

Memorized all of the shinobi sayings by age seven, but had forgotten most of it by age fourteen.

Does not believe in god, but does believe in fate.