Sooo

[ninja-demongirl.livejournal.com]

So what would happen to sasuke if someone else killed Itachi. His whole life has been dedicated to that one task

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[jix.livejournal.com]

LOL. Maybe he'd kill the person who killed itachi

[rabid-fangrrl.livejournal.com]

He would explode into tiny bishie-bits. Angsty bishie-bits.

[arandomstudent.livejournal.com]

He'd need to get to "resurrecting his clan" right away, then.
Sasuke did say he has two ambitions.
(Although it seems even Sasuke himself has forgotten about it.)

[talymil.livejournal.com]

Yeah...500 of them-OOSH!

[arandomstudent.livejournal.com]

Yup, and in order to cope with the sudden overflow of babies, he'd build his own daycare center and a factory for mass-producing diapers with Uchiha symbols on it...


Unless, of course, by "resurrection" Sasuke meant resurrection of the dead.

[elict.livejournal.com]

*squeal* hundreds of small sasukes running around all over konoha! i'll wait untill they grew up in the manga, then i'll move there and marry all of them XXXXD

[elict.livejournal.com]

he'll decide he doesn't care anymore, then he'll move into the akatsuki and take his brother's place, and bring naru-chan with him and they'll ROCK!!!

um... no.

but seriously, i think that if it was naruto who killed the weasel, after that he and sasuke kissed and made up again after this whole oro-kun-thing, then i don't think he'll mind too much.

well, a bit, but he'll be to wrung up about how on earth he could forgett his other ambition, and how the HELL he's going to be able to have any babies now that he's been proclaimed gay by so increadibly many fangirls out there in the world, and not have kishi-sensei killed for it.

...dah...

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

yeah...babies everywhere! XD

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

zomg zombie Uchihas!

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

He would sulk to death.

[kunoichi-jaden.livejournal.com]

he'd be incredibly depressed.

[splintered-soul.livejournal.com]

I'd "lol"

I'd find it even funnier if Sasuke decides to take Itachi up with his whole "Kill your best friend bit" and kills Naruto, and then Itachi looks for Naruto and find out he's already dead.

I want Kishimoto to do evil things to Naruto just to see how people react.

[ninja-demongirl.livejournal.com]

haha i never thought of that. Hmm i guess with narutos death itachi and sasuke can have thier fight.

[meriness.livejournal.com]

He'll have a mental breakdown, and start dressing up as Itachi, then try to kill himself. It's really quite clear. *nods*

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. Your icon Sasuke looks like he needs some coffee. *offers*

[cutemew.livejournal.com]

He'd need Orochimaru to help him with that, lol

[cutemew.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha Naruto should kill Itachi. I'd totally want to see what Sasuke would do if that happened...

[velcro-panda.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Your answer is THE best. ♥

[caninedreamer.livejournal.com]

Sasuke the businessman! :)

And unrelated, your icon kills me major dead. XD

[hikari-cyhan.livejournal.com]

He'd blow up his room.

[mangoo.livejournal.com]

one scenario:
well seeing as Sasuke did aquire a lot of forbidden jutsu from Oro.. he can always bring Itachi alive from the dead again and defeat him over and over again.. until he's satisfied ( into S&M, eh Sasuke-kun?XP)

second scenario- " Team 7 Reunion

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one scenario:
well seeing as Sasuke did aquire a lot of forbidden jutsu from Oro.. he can always bring Itachi alive from the dead again and defeat him over and over again.. until he's satisfied ( into S&M, eh Sasuke-kun?XP)

second scenario- " Team 7 Reunion<is that correct, i forgot?>
-(H-version) Sasuke goes back to Konoha village and reunites with Naruto and Sakura.. end up living together and eventually leads to a 3-some relationship..and for the rest of their ninja days ( time off from missions) engage themselves in their private sexual escapades

- ( H2- version)( For you sasu/naru fans out there): Sasuke goes back to Naruto ..admits his feelings and gets Naruto pregnant(free-willing sex) ( mpreg-jutsu) ..given a few years down the line a lot of kawaii chibi blonde-haired & black-haired Naruto and Sasuke jrs running around)

Third Scenario:( Sasuke's Other Ambition)" Operation get Sakura Preggrs'"
(Pg-13) Sasuke is very enraged when found out his mortal enemy& only bro, Itachi is now dead ( cause of death: Choke on a fishbone..LOL<one can dream can they).. Sasuke looks at Itachi one last time and calms down enoguh to say " Oh wells, no sense crying over spilt milk".. and skips merrily back to Konoha village,, and gets Sakura agree to marry him, and bare him many Uchiha copies of chibi him ... and live happily after until the next wave of another Uchiha Massacre happens caused by Sasuke Uchiha XIIIIIIIIII Jr.

::cringes:: 4 scenario- Orochimaru's Personal Nurse ( we all know Oro is old, after all he's one of the Sennin)- Sasuke not knowing what to do with his life after.. thinks to be going back to KOnoha to marry Sakura.. but found out that Sakura was happily married with Sai/Lee-san..and Naruto is married to Hinata.. so Sasuke turns and heads off to Oro.. who accepts him with open arms .. and thus, Sasuke becomes Oro's nurse..or vessel. < they could have made some kind of deal) ( * Imagines Sasuke in a frech-maid outfit Kawaii~ne) XP

many more scenarios (and the one you guys mention above are all possible), but yah this is what I could come up with so far.. heh
he

-Mangoo XP

[midnight-jade.livejournal.com]

I would freakin' die laughing if that happened.

He'd listen to linkin park all day, and talk to a framed picture of Itachi challenging it to a battle of death. BECUZE HE IZ TEH AVENGER RAWR1!111ONCE!!ELEVEN!!

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

That shouldn't have made me laugh so much. But it did. God. XDDD

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

I have a fanfic I'm planning on writing about that very subject. An angsty, psychological, vaguely SasuNaru fanfic. @_@

...It's going to be pretty messed-up. XD;

[fatesong.livejournal.com]

Yay version 2. XD

[fatesong.livejournal.com]

That actually seems possible...

[arandomstudent.livejournal.com]

Who knows, there's still that whaever Uchiha secret there was in the temple that only Itachi and Sasuke know about.

[arandomstudent.livejournal.com]

The diapers or the zombies, do you mean? XD
(If I had babies, I wouldn't trust Orochimaru with diapers...)

[arandomstudent.livejournal.com]

It would further aggravate Sasuke's inferiority complex, for sure. He'd need to get some help before he is declared stable and sane enough to start on the step 2: clan resurrection. Kishimoto finally ends the "Naruto" series, and starts a new manga titled "Sasuke."

[arandomstudent.livejournal.com]

(*dingdong*)
Naruto: Hello?
Sasuke: Would you like to try Uchiha brand's new line of diapers, formulas, or wet wipes today?
Naruto: Sasuke, for the last time, I don't have babies.
Sasuke: Please take a look at the free samples!
Naruto: Um...o-kay... (dunno what I'd use them for, though)

[/end slaesman scenario]
I'm having way too much fun with poor Sasuke.

::nods::

[mangoo.livejournal.com]

I agree coffee..or better yet a *good Lay* ::winkers::

-Mangoo XP

[mangoo.livejournal.com]

he he heh.. well when you have that sasu/naru fanfic you uploaded..dont forget to give a linky to it...


::mangoo is quite anxious to see what its about::

-Mangoo XP

[cutemew.livejournal.com]

no, I was referring to Orochimaru's resurrection technique...

[rabid-fangrrl.livejournal.com]

*blush* Sankyuu!

...I might have used up my year's supply of "witty"

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

I will! It might be a while before I finish that one, but I'll definitely post it.

I'm currently working on a different angsty, vaguely SasuNaru fanfic I have to finish first.

[velcro-panda.livejournal.com]

Trust me, it was WAY worth it. XD