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He's getting ready to take it like a- *SHOT*

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Ooooh, thanks *____* Sasuke and Naruto look so squishable. *squishes*

Ah, so he was...just...pooping. ~~Damn.~~

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It amuses me at how solemn he looks while pulling up/down his pants.

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were you expecting something more? *cough* (;J)~

they animated Ouran High Host Club already!?

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Noooooooooo!!! *jumps in front of you in slow motion, taking the bullet*

But yeah, I was thinking the same thing after I stared at it a bit. Actually, my first thought was that he was peeing on Jiraiya's face :O

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What of course not why would you think that you're crazy! *coughs*

Yup, Ouran's an anime :D You can download the eps here (http://evercool.livejournal.com/175014.html).

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*collapses down to your bullet-taking form* ;o; Why.... Why me?
*sobs and is emotionally unstable for rest of life*

Peeing on... XDD LOL. I love how emo he looks while doing it, too.
Naruto: I'm sorry Jiraiya... but this is something I must do... ): *pee**pee**angst*

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He's probably cursing his bowels and their tendency to cramp up on him at horrible times. "Blast! Foiled by the poo again!"

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Pooing is serious business. *nods*

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XD You do realize that I can never eat anything ever again without spitting it out?

Naruto does make a sexy emo, though. Rawr.

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I'm sorry D: This is usually why it's better to just let me take the hit

*pets Naruto* ♥ :D :D :D :E (extra happy)

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isn't that always what's get him in the end. he can beat the crap out of jounin, anbu, and sanin alike, he can change even the hardened criminal into a kitten-loving good guy, but when it comes to his bowels, he can *never* win.

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*slaps Sasuke* THAT BITCH! D:

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And let an innocent civilian die unjustly? Never!

... *eats Naruto*

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...I wanna make a joke about it being part of his Hokage training, but I'm not quite sure how that'd work.

THERE IS A JOKE THERE. I just can't find it XD;

But yeah XD He can pwn other people's bodies, but at the end of the day, his body pwns HIM. Poor guy.

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Well the hokage, compared to the other shinobi of the village, is "the shit".

god I hate that saying & it was a horrible pun.

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*nods solemnly* If you wouldn't have said it, someone else would have. You know it.

I think I had something lame in mind @_@ Like "It's part of his Hokage training. TO BECOME HOKAGE HE MUST DEFEAT HIS BOWELS."

It'll never happen, but the poor boy can dream. If all else fails, he can turn it into the Ultimate Weapon against Akatsuki.

Itachi: We will ask you to come with us now Naruto-kun.
Naruto: D: Can this wait? I have to take a shit. Unless, you know, you don't mind poo everywhere.
Itachi: ...We will ask you to come with us at a later time when your bowels are empty.
Naruto: Pfffttt good luck with that.

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well if one of kakashi's attacks can be 1000 years of pain (or is 100 years of pain, eh, same difference), then why can't naruto's be 10 hours of constant bowel release...honestly, how does that boy stay hydrated?

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...If I hadn't seen Naruto having bowel problems before that attack, I would wonder if Kakashi's kancho of death had something to do with it.

That would be a lot of poo.. a river... a flood and Itachi would smell like it for weeks to come. They would think twice about trying to kidnap Naruto after meal time. If nothing else, they would be able to get revenge on Oreo for leaving by dropping "hints" or some crap.

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screw using this as a defense attack, that could be one of the best offensive attacks. they could so take on aka-bad guys AND Sound at once w. the amazing river of crap technique.

you'd just have to feed him pourly the morning of the attack, and then regularly keep giving him food and water (espeically water!).

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