Naruto 308 crack worse than ever
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chuunin_archiveJust more 308 crack with me explaining the chapter to my friend who lacked a computer at the time and therefore had no access at all to the images so I could tell him whatever I wanted. Bwahah! Yeah, it only makes the basic elements of sense.
Naruto 308 for the extremely gullible
Nayami:
Uh, so Sasuke's all ready to stabbity and stuff and everyone's doing their usual splitscreen ZOMG. Sai's all "MY FOX!" and Yamato's all "Can I please leave now?!" And then Sai sprongs behind Naruto so they can totally rape him together...I mean so he can grab Sasuke's hand and prevent him from stabbing Naruto. Sasuke is clutching Naruto btw. BITCH FIGHT! And Sasuke glares and is all "And what?" But it's a I don't really care enough to be pissed but you get the idea glare. And Sai's all BZAH? Then Naruto's like fuck you and your interfering with our sexual tension, slut-boy and totally backflips over Sasuke and Sai. And Sasuke is all oh no you did NOT. So Yamato pulls out the wood. And Sasuke is all PIKACHUUUUUUU!!!!!! Everybody else is ouchies. Sasuke doesn't like being threatened with wood. Naruto's all fuck that HURT and starts feeling a little more demony.
Sakura decides Sasuke is loooong due to a good bitch-slapping. Sasuke almost looks at her. She charges forward...(Also should be noted Sasuke is playing with his Sharingan again.)...but Yamato having the pedo-hots for Sakura freaks over Sasuke's eyes and JUMPS IN THE FUCKIN WAY. You bitch, you ruined Sakura's coolness. Then he gets stabbed AS HE SHOULD. Sasuke gets cocky. Sakura fans curse Yamato. Yamato haters cheer.
Sasuke: Yamato meet Mr. Sword and Mr. Rock.
Sakura AKA I'vebeenpossessedbysomedemonthatmakesmeatotallypussy is upset. Sasuke announces his sword is named KusKus and strokes it for a while, saying it's as more special as he is. Yamato bitches about how Sasuke and KusKus pwned him and how he's become so numb he can't feel you there. Apparently KusKus makes you channel Linkin Park. That's its speshul power. Literally, it makes his body numb. I wish it would work on his brain. Sasuke is slightly pleased by this and does his I wanna smirk but am pretending to feel nothing because I wanna be a Nobody too expression. Then he remembers Naruto. XD
Sasuke: oh yeah I was killing you wasn't I *pokes Yamato some more with sword just for kicks*
Kyuubi starts egging naruto. come on all the cool demon-carriers are calling us out? you don't wanna be lame do you?
Naruto: *glares*
Kyuubi: aw man, don't be like that? i wanna maul...
Kyuubi: what about all the fun we had last time? don't lie. you enjoyed it too
Kyuubi: pwease for old time's sake. we can do it together. let's off this bitch.
Naruto proclaims drug-pushing demons are bad and he's straight-edge now
Kyuubi takes this badly and calls Naruto a pussy and a narc
Naruto: I don't need no steroids to be cool. I'm made of awesome. I'm breaking up with you, Kyuubi.
Kyuubi: LOL
Kyuubi goes into jilted bf-mode, telling naruto how worthless he is without him, how he can't do anything by himself, how he begged for him, how they belong together. He tells naruto to remove his magical sticky note so together they can rule the galaxy
Naruto: talk to the hand and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
Kyuubi: OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Suddenly the kyuubi is distraught. A disembodied hand strokes his perdy bubbly demon face. IT'S SASUKE. AND HE'S *INSIDE* NARUTO! *WINKWINK* So Sasuke continues to sex up Kyuubi with his fingers while Naruto battles his conflicting desire for them both.
Kyuubi: Uchiha taste good with ketchup
Naruto asks Sasuke wtf he's doing in his HEAD
Sasuke: i'm in your head, stealing your fox
And then the chapter ends with Sasuke hitting on the kyuubi
Sasuke: hey hot stuff. you should have told me, Naruto. we could have shared.....
The end
Nayami: understand now?
Cyan: Yeah
Nayami: what did you learn?
Cyan: That sasuke is a furry
Nayami: um...what?
Cyan: He wants Kyubi
Nayami: just because he wants to have violent sex with the kyuubi doesn't make him a furry
Nayami: it makes him a psycho. ^^
Cyan: A furry Psycho
Nayami: what else did we learn?
Cyan: That I don't understand
Naruto 308 for the extremely gullible
Nayami:
Uh, so Sasuke's all ready to stabbity and stuff and everyone's doing their usual splitscreen ZOMG. Sai's all "MY FOX!" and Yamato's all "Can I please leave now?!" And then Sai sprongs behind Naruto so they can totally rape him together...I mean so he can grab Sasuke's hand and prevent him from stabbing Naruto. Sasuke is clutching Naruto btw. BITCH FIGHT! And Sasuke glares and is all "And what?" But it's a I don't really care enough to be pissed but you get the idea glare. And Sai's all BZAH? Then Naruto's like fuck you and your interfering with our sexual tension, slut-boy and totally backflips over Sasuke and Sai. And Sasuke is all oh no you did NOT. So Yamato pulls out the wood. And Sasuke is all PIKACHUUUUUUU!!!!!! Everybody else is ouchies. Sasuke doesn't like being threatened with wood. Naruto's all fuck that HURT and starts feeling a little more demony.
Sakura decides Sasuke is loooong due to a good bitch-slapping. Sasuke almost looks at her. She charges forward...(Also should be noted Sasuke is playing with his Sharingan again.)...but Yamato having the pedo-hots for Sakura freaks over Sasuke's eyes and JUMPS IN THE FUCKIN WAY. You bitch, you ruined Sakura's coolness. Then he gets stabbed AS HE SHOULD. Sasuke gets cocky. Sakura fans curse Yamato. Yamato haters cheer.
Sasuke: Yamato meet Mr. Sword and Mr. Rock.
Sakura AKA I'vebeenpossessedbysomedemonthatmakesmeatotallypussy is upset. Sasuke announces his sword is named KusKus and strokes it for a while, saying it's as more special as he is. Yamato bitches about how Sasuke and KusKus pwned him and how he's become so numb he can't feel you there. Apparently KusKus makes you channel Linkin Park. That's its speshul power. Literally, it makes his body numb. I wish it would work on his brain. Sasuke is slightly pleased by this and does his I wanna smirk but am pretending to feel nothing because I wanna be a Nobody too expression. Then he remembers Naruto. XD
Sasuke: oh yeah I was killing you wasn't I *pokes Yamato some more with sword just for kicks*
Kyuubi starts egging naruto. come on all the cool demon-carriers are calling us out? you don't wanna be lame do you?
Naruto: *glares*
Kyuubi: aw man, don't be like that? i wanna maul...
Kyuubi: what about all the fun we had last time? don't lie. you enjoyed it too
Kyuubi: pwease for old time's sake. we can do it together. let's off this bitch.
Naruto proclaims drug-pushing demons are bad and he's straight-edge now
Kyuubi takes this badly and calls Naruto a pussy and a narc
Naruto: I don't need no steroids to be cool. I'm made of awesome. I'm breaking up with you, Kyuubi.
Kyuubi: LOL
Kyuubi goes into jilted bf-mode, telling naruto how worthless he is without him, how he can't do anything by himself, how he begged for him, how they belong together. He tells naruto to remove his magical sticky note so together they can rule the galaxy
Naruto: talk to the hand and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
Kyuubi: OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Suddenly the kyuubi is distraught. A disembodied hand strokes his perdy bubbly demon face. IT'S SASUKE. AND HE'S *INSIDE* NARUTO! *WINKWINK* So Sasuke continues to sex up Kyuubi with his fingers while Naruto battles his conflicting desire for them both.
Kyuubi: Uchiha taste good with ketchup
Naruto asks Sasuke wtf he's doing in his HEAD
Sasuke: i'm in your head, stealing your fox
And then the chapter ends with Sasuke hitting on the kyuubi
Sasuke: hey hot stuff. you should have told me, Naruto. we could have shared.....
The end
Nayami: understand now?
Cyan: Yeah
Nayami: what did you learn?
Cyan: That sasuke is a furry
Nayami: um...what?
Cyan: He wants Kyubi
Nayami: just because he wants to have violent sex with the kyuubi doesn't make him a furry
Nayami: it makes him a psycho. ^^
Cyan: A furry Psycho
Nayami: what else did we learn?
Cyan: That I don't understand
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