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I come bearing... Well, I suppose it would be fiction. It is something that came to me during the begining of this past school year. I kind of let it alone, but I just stumbled across it again. It amused my neighbor so I thought maybe it will amuse others.

There is no plot and there are no definiates. It was just me jotting down random ideas. There are no spoilers, it would be considered AU (I suppose), and it's just meant to be funny. Crack, maybe, if I may go as far to say that. There are no pairings and there really isn't much of a summary or a rating. Although I should rate it. G, I suppose. PG if I want to be careful?

Give me honest feedback, please? I want to know whether or not I should find inspiration for more. Enjoy. ^^ ♥

I call it...

(week one)
Weekly Notes:

-Kiba, Gaara’s sandbox is not an appropriate place to lead Akamaru to the bathroom.

-With that being said, Gaara, trapping Akamaru in the sandbox is not the way to handle the situation.

-Neji, you’re using too much shampoo. We were going to restrict your use, but someone anonymously donated to your cause. The new bottles are in your room.

Complaints:

-Lack of snack food. (Chouji)

That is all.

(week two)
Weekly Notes:

-Shikamaru, your request for a skylight has been temporarily put on hold until you can dish out the money to pay for it.

-Whoever the midnight fridge raider is, please put extra money in the grocery jar. (As, unexpectedly, Sasuke glances around awkwardly.)

-Naruto, watching Danny Phantom, The Avatar, and Code Lyoko is not productive. Get off your ass and let Shino watch Law & Order.

-Shino, the house is not a court room.

-Naruto! Shino’s bugs are not to be fed to your frog!

Complaints:

-Sasuke-teme drawing his damn fan all over the food labels! (Naruto)

-Sakura’s cooking. (House)

That is all.

(week three)

Weekly Notes:

-Sasuke, learn to change with your blinds closed. Your fan club gathering across the street is blocking traffic.

-Lee, you’re using too much toothpaste. Hold back.

Complaints:

-Disappearing dental floss. (Ino)

-Shikamaru needs to stop watching game shows, he’s ruining them for the rest of us. (Kiba)

That is all.

(week four)
Weekly Notes:

-Haku, stop leaving your fanfiction around. Your pairings are creepy.

-Naruto, you’re turning into Jiraiya. Stop.

Complaints: --

That is all.

(week five)
Weekly Notes:

-Jiraiya is in town. (Warning)

-House, it seems as if you are all getting along better. Thank you.

Complaints:

-Whoever it is, stop crashing the house computer. (House)

That is all.