Three daddies minus one

[nayami.livejournal.com]

Mini-crack before work. Since I haven't had the chance to summarize the latest Naruto chapter for my friend yet, instead I shall share the insanity that crept into my mind after seeing the last chapter and reading a few comment entires. Warning now, it pretty much butchers any character it touches.



Wow, Sasuke is so grounded when he gets back to Sound. How dare you undermine your father's authority in front of all the peons, boy? I can see it now.

Orochimaru: All right, young man. You've had enough excitement for one day. Time to go.
Sasuke: DAMMIT! You never let me have any fun...Shut up, Naruto.
Orochimaru: No jutsu for you.
Sasuke: You can't tell me what to do! You're not my father!
Orochimaru: Correct. You're father died violently at the hands of your brother.
Sasuke:....;_; ihateyou. *runs away, sobbing*
Kabuto: Well put, Orochimaru-sama.
Sasuke: *locks self in room with Linkin Park turned way up, writing angry entries in his friends-locked livejournal*
Kabuto: You really shouldn't let him get away with that.
Orochimaru: I can't help it. He's just so *kyute* when he's all bitchy. ^_^

Seriously, petulant teenage brate Sasuke rocks!

Comments

[selenia-actimel.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Since right now I'm in a state of war against a petulant teenage emobrat... I loved this!

[thomasvye.livejournal.com]

>:) So very true. Daddy Orochimaru sama and Mummy Kabuto should be putting Sasuke on the naughty step for his rude and bratty behaviour! :DDD

[gabzillaz.livejournal.com]

Orochimaru: I can't help it. He's just so *kyute* when he's all bitchy.

LMAO

Orochimaru: *sqeals* Look at him! He is pouting! *pinching Sasuke´s cheeks* Isn´t he the cutest?

[0wizwiz.livejournal.com]

The happy Sound family! XD

[kunoichi-jaden.livejournal.com]

I said "Papa Oro!" out loud when I read the chapter. XD

[kaworu-chan.livejournal.com]

Sasuke has a LJ account!!!
Sasuke likes Linkin Park!!!

Each time we get to know Sasuke a little bit better ^^.

";_; ihateyou." Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you ^^.

[mahoushoujo-ari.livejournal.com]

XD thats was good, made me laugh rather loudly :P The image of Sassykins angsting away in a Livejournal is priceless :)

[sitiomania.livejournal.com]

This is awesome. Mainly because ever since the beginning of the series I have always thought that Sasuke listened to bad emo bands and made angsty Livejournals. He probably has a Xanga and a MySpace too. xD

[bloodnblack.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDD

*mems*