Modified version of
frozendeliqent's post, which was a
BLEACH VERSION of the following.
Use the month you were born as the first part of your sentence.
January: I devoured
February: I used Kage Bunshin no Jutsu on
March: I threw a shuriken at
April: I made art jutsu of
May: I used Rasengan on
June: I yelled at
July: I sat on
August: I cosplayed as
September: I kidnapped
October: I slashed
November: I took the virginity of
December: I married
Use the date you were born on as the second part of your sentence.
01: Konohamaru
02: Gaara
03: Kisame
04: Neji
05: Lee
06: Tenten
07: Hinata
08: Jiraiya
09: Kurenai
10: Chouji
11: Shikamaru
12: Sasuke
13: Sakura
14: a random shinobi
15: Itachi
16: Yondaime
17: a bijuu
18: Kiba
19: Naruto
20: Ino
21: Deidara
22: Gai
23: Shino
24: Kabuto
25: Tsunade
26: Sai
27: Hanabi
28: Iruka
29: Kakashi
30: Sasori
31: Orochimaru
Use the first letter of your username as the last part of your sentence.
A: for no reason.
B: in support of the dub.
C: and nothing happened.
D: because my mom made me.
E: to escape death.
F: as a protest against the dub.
G: and died.
H: and it was the best moment of my life.
I: and broke my leg.
J: because I was brainwashed.
K: all night long.
L: and got bored.
M: for a free cookie.
N: to impress my friends.
O: because Naruto sucks.
P: because Naruto is the best anime ever.
Q: Because I'm an anime junkie.
R: as my first mission as a shinobi.
S: in the Hokage tower.
T: yesterday.
U: in Orochimaru's closet.
V: and got sealed in a baby.
W: to become the Hokage.
X: because I was horny.
Y: because a voice told me to.
Z: in an attempted suicide.
Mine, for instance, is:
"I cosplayed as Gaara in the Hokage tower." Now have fun everyone!