So, I come with porn... I think.
Aug. 12th, 2010 09:55 am1. Read the short (unfinished) oneshots posted below.
2. Choose one or more and continue them in a comment (Or, write something based on it)
3. If none of the pairings below appeal to you, then choose a pairing of your liking and post a porny drabble for it. (Length is totally dependant on the writer, of course - it can be something long and detailed, or something as short as a sentence.)
4. Everyone is welcome to continue each other's comment!fics.
5. Write porn of the sexy/sensual/sweet/soft/silly/sadistic/sick kind, but most importantly, have fun! :D
Rating for the oneshots below range from a high T to light M.
(Sasuke Uchiha/Naruto Uzumaki. Sasuke calls his name once, and then never again.)
(Naruto Uzumaki/Sakura Haruno. Warning: ...yuri? It starts out with innocent cuddling underneath the starlight.)
(Hinata Hyuuga/Shino Aburame. Hinata ducks her head in acute embarrassment. That really isn't how she had planned for it to come out.)
(Neji Hyuuga/Hinata Hyuuga. Warning: crack. Neji glared and tried not to look at Hinata's breasts.)
(Sakura Haruno/Sasuke Uchiha. Warning: mildly dark themes. Konoha is good at keeping its strays chained.)
(Orochimaru/Sasuke Uchiha. Warning: look at the pairing. Orochimaru was a genius. But he was also vain.)
That's all of it, I think. I did write some Team Seven OT3, but it's too cracktastic for public eyesthere was pissed-off!Sakura, lothario!Naruto and clueless!Sasuke. Most of these just started out as summaries to story ideas/potential plot porn, but I won't have time to elaborate on them due to real life issues, so I'd love to see some preferably sexy interpretations. :D
2. Choose one or more and continue them in a comment (Or, write something based on it)
3. If none of the pairings below appeal to you, then choose a pairing of your liking and post a porny drabble for it. (Length is totally dependant on the writer, of course - it can be something long and detailed, or something as short as a sentence.)
4. Everyone is welcome to continue each other's comment!fics.
5. Write porn of the sexy/sensual/sweet/soft/silly/sadistic/sick kind, but most importantly, have fun! :D
Rating for the oneshots below range from a high T to light M.
(Sasuke Uchiha/Naruto Uzumaki. Sasuke calls his name once, and then never again.)
(Naruto Uzumaki/Sakura Haruno. Warning: ...yuri? It starts out with innocent cuddling underneath the starlight.)
(Hinata Hyuuga/Shino Aburame. Hinata ducks her head in acute embarrassment. That really isn't how she had planned for it to come out.)
(Neji Hyuuga/Hinata Hyuuga. Warning: crack. Neji glared and tried not to look at Hinata's breasts.)
(Sakura Haruno/Sasuke Uchiha. Warning: mildly dark themes. Konoha is good at keeping its strays chained.)
(Orochimaru/Sasuke Uchiha. Warning: look at the pairing. Orochimaru was a genius. But he was also vain.)
That's all of it, I think. I did write some Team Seven OT3, but it's too cracktastic for public eyes