chuunin_archive | SASUKE: THE MUSICAL

Yes. This is more fun than analysing The Color Purple. I shall warn you of my non-existant rhyming abilities now.
Starring:
Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Deidara, Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, Sir Leader...oh, and I guess Sasuke too...

Continuing from part i and part ii…

Enter Itachi: I-ta-chi! (Men In Black – Will Smith)
Sakura: Here comes Itachi
Kakashi: It’s the Akatsuki, here comes Akatsuki
Sakura The Sharingan sex bomb is here
Naruto: He has come to steal Kyuubi

Itachi:
Nah nah nah
The bad guys dress in black, remember that
Little bro, you’re not yet ready to face me, the king
Of the Akatsuki
(In unison)
Itachi: I-ta-chi! *good guy pose*
Sasuke: Oh Em Gee! *points*

Itachi:
Because you ain’t hatin’ like you should be
You ain’t hatin’ me when I ignore you
And steal your lover, the kyuubi
You defect without warning to
A pedophile’s home, and sully our clan’s name, yo
Being the uke, you can’t face me like that
We’re S-class seme all the way, everyday
We don’t exist outside of fear
Because we don’t need to, we’re hardcore stylin’ homeboys
Uh eh

Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi:
We all love Akatsuki
They’re the S-class criminals, oho, oho, oho
Sasuke lost all of his fangirls
To the sexbomb Itachi

Kisame:
Aha aha
Coming here from our secret hideout
Make you realise you could never be him *points to Itachi, who is posing while Sasuke’s fanclub fawns over him*
Camaras zoom on the new emo face
While the Akatsuki take your boyfriend
And we’ll show you why we’re the S-class semes
We’re criminally sexy
We are your fantasy made real baby
Not just Itachi, can’t you see? *rest of Akatsuki pose to much fangirling*
Cloaks and purple nailpolish make the man
D’ya know what I mean?
We’re Akatsuki, might’ve said it already
But you can’t get much better than us, nohow
Nowhere can you get anywhere hotter
So don’t fear us, cheer us
Embrace the Akatsuki goals and be topped by us
Itachi’s supply of L’Oreal
Makes your hair perfect, why not?
Uh eh

All bar Sasuke:
Akatsuki
Akatsuki

Tobi and Deidara:
Let us see ya just bounce it with us
Just bounce with us
Just bounce it with us
Come on let us see ya just slide with us
Just slide with us
Just slide with us
Come on let us see ya take a walk with us
Just walk with us
Take a walk with us
Come on and make your neck work
Now freeze!

Sakura: Ohhhhhoh

Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi:
We all love Akatsuki
They’re the S-class criminals, oho, oho, oho
Sasuke lost all of his fangirls
To the sexbomb Itachi

Sir Leader:
Alright check it
Let me tell you this in closing
I know Itachi might think he’s king
But his ass belongs to me, I’m your Sir Leader
And you can’t know that I am Yondaime
Cause if you do, I’d have to kill you
S-class ain’t an easy life, we’re wanted
So leave while you’re safe
Forget that battle plan
Show love to Akatsuki
We're the S-class
We're the S-class

Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi:
We all love Akatsuki, not Sasuke
They’re the S-class criminals, They’re the S-class criminals
The boy lost all of his fangirls to Itachi
That Sharingan sexbomb, ohhh, Sharingan sexbomb

We all love Akatsuki, not Sasuke
They’re the S-class criminals, oho, oho, oho
Sasuke lost all of his fangirls
To the sexbomb Itachi