Crack Pairings.

[sakanda.livejournal.com]

My friend & I were discussing all of the weird, crack pairings the Naruto fandom can spew out.

The weirdest one, by far, that we would think of was TheThirdxGaara (Mind you, it's the The Third Hokage, not 'Sarutobi' xD)

I was wondering, what's the most cracked out pairing for you?

The one that just has you 'wtf'ing all over the place?

Comments

[rainejoybringer.livejournal.com]

...I've seen a fic where it's chapter after chapter of Naruto doing it with every single girl in the series... and even himself as 'Naruko'. :(

[afterburn.livejournal.com]

ADHHAHA the old man from team seven's first mission and Orochimaru.

[itaiyo.livejournal.com]

Sai and Kankuro. My crack OTP. xD

[sahara-storm.livejournal.com]

SAI/KARIN IS THE BEST CRACK!SHIP SINCE EVER. BECAUSE ME AND yukari_rin SAY SO. COME BACK ME UP, RIN.

[imarobotica.livejournal.com]

Gai/everyone else.

[leaf-kunoichi.livejournal.com]

Naruto/Rin


I swear that almost made me throw up a little in my mouth.

[gatekeeperdra.livejournal.com]

Kabuto/Ino. Do they ever meet?

[spottedtail.livejournal.com]

Kakuzu/Rin...just thinking about it is a bit...weird...

[mymonkeypjs.livejournal.com]

Gai x Tsunade... it was bad... very bad. I like Gai. I like Tsunade. There was nothing I liked about that fic.

[areku1993.livejournal.com]

Karin/Sakura.

Whut.

[areku1993.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't Rin be like

27

or something?

[blacknymph.livejournal.com]

It's never really the strangeness of the pairing that makes me "WTF?" It's how bad the pairing is written.

[sahara-storm.livejournal.com]

♥

(SAY NO TO WANK, KIDZ. EMBRACE THE LOVE.)

[leaf-kunoichi.livejournal.com]

In the first fan fic I saw this...pairing....there was some weird time-stopping-coma-like jutsu the 4th put her under because she couldn't deal with Obito's death. She awakes and falls for Naruto. O_O

The second time I saw it Naruto are around 19. Still, it was all kinds of creepy.

[leaf-kunoichi.livejournal.com]

I agree.

[rejects.livejournal.com]

....

.__.;;;

[marriot-chan.livejournal.com]

mmmm.... DeidaraxSakura -_-

They are a lot of fanfictions about that pair and... I don't know why...eeewww!! xP!

[jade-wynds.livejournal.com]

My friends and I had this discussion too...
kakashi/tonton (i haven't seen this, but it's the wierdest we thought of)

[hi-no-neko.livejournal.com]

I actually came across a KurenaixNaruto fic once.

And more ChoujixHinata fics than seems right in this universe.

[mercurychaos]

Chiyo/Pakkun


XDDDD

[sapphireluna.livejournal.com]

But Chouji and Hinata are both so kind and nice kids... It works for me XD

[sapphireluna.livejournal.com]

Naruto x Kakashi's Naruto-like dog....

[aradiantsun.livejournal.com]

HELL YEAH, BABY!!!!!! UNFUNFUNF!!!!!

[mymonkeypjs.livejournal.com]

0_o poor you. Were they at least well-drawn? Like that would absolve the scary pairing crimes?

The fic was HORRIBLE! _{And is definitely one I torn apart in the fanfiction ANBU community.}

[mymonkeypjs.livejournal.com]

I agree with you there. If I found a well thought-out and well-written fic pairing two random people who never see each other, I wouldn't mind it.

...okay, I *probably* wouldn't mind it (I would still probably shiver if I found a Moegi/Kisame fic... or Udon/Tsunade... yeah... not that I've sat around trying to think of the worst pairing ideas possible.)