chuunin_archive | SHIPPUUDEN POST: ZOMBIES ATE MY HOMEWORK (Reply)

So this week is a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of Naruto for MANY, MANY reasons. I pretty much called a friend during the midst of this one to scream incoherently in her ear (and if you refresh 2ch like a friend of mine does, LOL, you will know why).

BEFORE WE START: Everyone July Fourth is not just the birthday of my homecountry that I love to bits (USA!USA!USA!), but also the birthday of one of my bffs,

dukesamcules. WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And now, the episode. LOL SPOILERS

Well, Itachi might. :3

First: OBITO. WAS. IN. THIS. EPISODE. Also, there are about cameos from every character I care about (including Jiraiya and Orochimaru, more or less. And yes, I count them because HEY I COUNTED OBITO LOL)

In short: This episode rocked because of Zombies and cameos. YES BABY. ZOMBIES

So we start off with some delicious ANBU running through the forest and finding Danzo who is "LOL HAI GAIZ, WASSUP?" They are not amused by his lolcat, and proceed to capture him and take his crazy old man ass back to Konoha. Yay. The opening song appears, I check on my cake, life goes on.

Back in Konoha, Naruto is visitig his good ol' buddy Sai, and reading his books on friendship while eating an apple. (Probably one of the apples from a fruit basket someone brought to him as a get well present. Oh Naruto) Sai's wearing all white and looking really washed out. LOL.

Meanwhile, outside, Danzo is in chains being dragged off to Tsunade for ~~badtouching~~ interrogation.

So, while being interrogated by Tsunade (and yamyams and Asuma, wtf), you may notice that Tsunade-sama is kinda flat. Jiraiya would not have been pleased. Smirking, Danzo seems to be up to no good, just like always. Sigh.

So, he refuses to talk, that little smirk on his face, and Tsunade's had enough. Time for the Gun Show. And by that, I mean IBIKI.

Things are looking pretty fierce. See, also here in this scene is a cute little Amegakure guy that they found with Danzo. As Ibiki looks like he is going to get his badass on, the Elders come in and crash the party. Apparently, Danzo was meeting with the village double agent, a dude working in Amegakure for Konoha. Tsunade is, of course, highly not pleased with this turn of events. However, the Elders say the random dude has also been keeping an eye on Sora, who is as dangerous as Naruto is cause of that crazy demon in him. Imagine that.

Meanwhile in the cieling, ceiling Sora watches you masturbate. And is not pleased. Also: despite his seemingly awesome, he is not getting away with this unseen. Yuugao and random ANBU capture him, and after the commercial bring him into the torture chamber. It is there that Sora confronts Asuma about what Potato man said, and Asuma confirms that yes, he did kill Sora's Daddy.

Sora goes crazy with his demon powers, but Asuma is MORE BADASS, and uses his wind chakra to stop Sora and knock him back. However, Asuma remain concerned, unto Sora falls to the ground, and we see Naruto with blood coming out of his mouth. Taking his cues from Iruka in the first episode, Naruto has blocked shuriken with his back with the "Meat Sheild no Jutsu" that he copied from Iruka way back. Making to kill things, Sora lunges for Asuma but then dissappears in a whirlwind never to be seen again, THANK GOODNESS.

Naruto keels over and has a dream about Sora screaming and getting his demon sealed away by the monks and having it fail. HAHA, he mistakes that for being related to his Hidan and Kakuzu dream, LOL. Fool. He wakes up in the hospital.

So Sora actually hasn'tr left us (a shame, but good Sues never die), and he is having a friendly chat about politics with Sora. "You see Sora," he says while pouring the boy tea, "We here at Potato Fillers Inc don't apperciate the way that this country is currently be run. So we have decided to destroy the Fire Country, to save it and rebuild it to it's former glory. Is that one lumps or two?"

So everyome is looking For Sora, and the only reason this is notable is because Chouji is freaking ADORABLE. Naruto and Sakura are looking together for awhile (awwww), and then eventually split up at night to get some sleep. There is ominous thunder, and Naruto recognises Sora's chakra from the direction of the Hokage House, and ends up flattening Tsunade to the floor and saving her. Mind you, I am sure she was going to avoid that, she's a fucking Sannin and not THAT full of fail. DX But that would be silly. NARUTO IS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST NINJA EVER OMG HE'S GONNA BE HOKAGE, BELIEVE IT. It was Sora who did it, and we cut to.

Um. OBITO. HERE, HAVE A LINK. http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa181/Dukesamcules/obito-kakashi-team4.png

I pretty much was screaming in my house so I missed the part where apparently Danzo was a hottie back in the day. But, I do't really care. OBITO. OMG HIS SPIKES LOOK LIKE TOBI'S EEEEEEEEEEEE<333333

OBITO.

So, apparently while I was. . . . preoccupied (I told you, I was MAKING A CAKE!), the lights went out in the city. Which is just a BRILLIANT IDEA, I mean, Ninja in the dark? I am sure they cannot function. =/ OMG POTATO MAN THAT'S FAIL. THEY ARE NINJA, THEY DO THIER BEST WORK AT NIGHT IN THE DARK YOU COMPLETE LOSER. Teuchi beats some people over the head for losing faith in Tsunade (lol, I did that a Looooooong time ago, old man), and then Potato man and company ENTER THE VILLAGE. If Konoha wasn't hurting for manpower before this, they are REALLY hurting now, because the Filler Four keep swallowing the nameless ninja into HUGE ravines and well. . . bye guys, it was nice knowing ya. It's kinda hilarious, they way they just keep coming out of the woodwork to get eaten like that.

The Trap does some wierd jutsu and then creates this wierd Tepmle of Bad Shit in the middle of the village. Ebisu and Team Konohamaru discuss what's going on, and then there are like. . Tokujou cameoa all over. Genma, Izimo, Kotetsu, all we were missing was Hayate but LOL he's kinda dead.

A shiny light appears behind Genma, and at first he figures it's someone staring at his ass cause he is the village bicycle ad all, but no. It is a message from Potato man. "GIVE US YOUR POTATOES, AND WE WILL NOT DESTROY YOUR VILLAGE. --wait what? Oh, OH!-- SORRY. I MEAN GIVE US YOUR POTATOES AND WE WILL DESTROY YOUR COUNTRY. . . . .ANYTIME NOW GUYS, I AM HUNGRY."

So then in response. . .they bring out the best thing ever.

ZOMBIES.

So a gret hand reches dor Izumo and I am all like "wtf this cannot be SOMBIES that would be TOO AWESOME" and LO!!!! I get Zombies. We get a WHOLE MICHAEL JACKSON MUSIC VIDEO'S WORTH of ZOMBIES. Great googly moogly. There are fires and all sorts of stuff and srdytufgklhi. This episode. It might be filler, BUT THERE ARE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE AND THEREFORE IT IS AWESOME.

So yeah, Naruto's been chasing Sora and Asuma's been following. They catch up to him, and Asuma is all liuke "You want revenge on me for killing you Dad, right? Well, you are kind of doing it wrong, killing the whole village. Is that what you want?" Well, Sora has no idea what he wants and then he rages.

There is a flashback to the torture chamber. Not sure what was going on here, I was still squeeing over Obito to my Gaiden BFF.

Konohamaru is hearding children off to the safety caves a la what was going on during the Chuunin Exam war, and the Tokujou are fighting Zombies. (IZUMO!!! KOTETSU!!!) Asuma is trying to reason with Sora which isn't entirely working (it's like reasoning with a BRICK WALL), and look, Potato man and friends are doing thier fake edo tensei in a corner. How darling.

. . . . . Dude where is Kakashi? =/ ~~Probably visiting Tobi's cave of wonders. Or Obito's grave.~~

I am sure you've all seen the new end theme. It's Naruto and Sasuke as Samurai. It's actually. . I dunno. Man, I thought it was meh. Pretty, but meh. Obito was WAAAYYY more exciting.

Omake: Ebisu times.

NEXT TIME: Michawl Jackson preforms "~~FILLER! FILLER!~~THRILLER! THRILLER!" for us. YAY ninja zombies!

See you next time!