Naruto Fic: Lords and Ladies, Chapter 1 (Sasuke/Hinata/Gaara, Cast)

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New Naruto fic! It might be the height of epic silliness but I hope it's at least hilarious epic silliness. Essentially, this is what happens when you take your average love story and add a splash of madness, a tincture of political in-fighting, a quart of Terry Pratchettisms and more complications than poor Hinata can properly aim her Byakugan at...

Title: Lords and Ladies, Chapter 1
Fandom: Naruto
Series: Lords and Ladies
Characters/Pairings: Sasuke/Hinata/Gaara, Neji, Itachi, Naruto/Sakura, Ino, TBA
Rating: R
Summary: Lady Hinata had expected that her life would change after being married to Lord Sasuke in a sham marriage meant to throw off the chains of their respective families. But she had no idea that the greatest of worries was only now coming...
Note: This is a purely silly, frothy, fun modern-day AU that takes place with Konoha and Suna still intact but rearranged in strange ways.

Crazed weasels, Hinata told herself, though it didn't sound believable even within her own skull. He looks *far* more like he's been attacked by crazed weasels than-- than--than tossed about in a bed with his head thrown back in ecstasy and some lucky, lucky, lucky girl about to rip his underwear off with nothing more than her *teeth*--