Soooo manyyyyyyyyy plotlinesssssssss (SPOILERS)

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It's safe to say that there's a lot, a LOT going on in Naruto right now.  Someone help me sort them all out:

(Numbers don't mean anything.)

1. How Kakashi managed to get his Mangekyou Sharingan
2. How Kabuto's managing Orochimaru
3. What Team Hawk's condition is at the moment
4. Who's really pulling the strings--Pain or Madara
5. Is Tobi really Madara?
6. What happened to Nagato, Yahiko, and Konan that changed them so much
7. What happened to the other Swordsmen of the Mist
8. How much power Gaara lost after having Shukaku removed from him
9. What the Kages will do when they convene
10. Backgrounds on all the minor characters (Shino, Ino, TENTEN)
11. What Killer Bee is doing right now
12. What exactly Akatsuki will do once they capture every tailed beast
13. Why no one has told Naruto that he's of royalty
14. How this current arc will finish (obvious one)
15. What Danzou is secretly plotting
16. The secret behind Pain (another obvious one)

I know there's more, so add onto the list plz.