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chuunin_archiveTitle: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Genre: AU, gen (implied, largely unrealized slash), post-massacre
Characters Shisui, Itachi
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Summaries are for stories that mean something. This is a mirage.
Notes: For Itachi's birthday, and for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nthcoincident, who drew absolutely gorgeous biker!AU Itachi/Shisui and has used these dark powers to spawn more biker!Uchiha than fandom ever knew it was capable of. XP
You dumped my body in a river and I festered at the bottom of a reservoir for three days before they dredged me up. And you know what? I still looked prettier than your mother, by the time they found her. Don't underestimate summer in New York City, Itachi.
Genre: AU, gen (implied, largely unrealized slash), post-massacre
Characters Shisui, Itachi
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Summaries are for stories that mean something. This is a mirage.
Notes: For Itachi's birthday, and for
nthcoincident, who drew absolutely gorgeous biker!AU Itachi/Shisui and has used these dark powers to spawn more biker!Uchiha than fandom ever knew it was capable of. XP You dumped my body in a river and I festered at the bottom of a reservoir for three days before they dredged me up. And you know what? I still looked prettier than your mother, by the time they found her. Don't underestimate summer in New York City, Itachi.
