The Cracktastic Cast of Naruto

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Late Last Night:



Me: The voice of Spike and Mugen is going to be the voice of Kakashi in the English version of Naruto.
Telia:…..
Me:…..
Telia:……
Me: Doesn’t quite match does it?
Telia: No, not at all.

So, trying to look on the bright side,


Sakura-Paris Hilton
Sasuke- Hal Sparks
Naruto- Pauly Shore
Kakashi- Jim Brewer
3rd Hokage- Mark Hamill
Lee/ Gai- Hank Azaria
Gaara- Robin Williams
Haku- Elijah Wood
Zabuza- Dave Chapell "I'm Zabuza BITCH!!"
Ino- Katherine Moennig
Hinata-Hillary Duff
Neji- Colin Farrell
Itachi- Blond queer eye guy
Anko- Ellen Degenerous
Ibiki- John Liquizamo
Shikamaru Kyle Brofloftski
Chouji- Eric Cartman
Orochimaru- Johnny Depp
Kisame- Kiefer Sutherland
Jiraiya- YODA
Kazekage- Mr. Movie Phone Sound
Sound 5- ‘NSYNC
Kiba-Triumph the insult comic dog
Shino- Usher
Temari- Rosie O’Donnell
Kankurou- James Hetfield
Tenten- Gwen Stephani
Ebisu- Gilbert Godfrey
Konahamaru- Orlando Bloom
Tsunade- Roseanne
Shizune- Reese Witherspoon


PLEASE keep in mind that we were just joking around by thinking up the most ridiculous cast we could think of. Don’t be offended, in fact feel free to suggest your own idea of the most cracktastic voice actors.