The Cracktastic Cast of Naruto

[amuckgirl.livejournal.com]

Late Last Night:



Me: The voice of Spike and Mugen is going to be the voice of Kakashi in the English version of Naruto.
Telia:…..
Me:…..
Telia:……
Me: Doesn’t quite match does it?
Telia: No, not at all.

So, trying to look on the bright side,


Sakura-Paris Hilton
Sasuke- Hal Sparks
Naruto- Pauly Shore
Kakashi- Jim Brewer
3rd Hokage- Mark Hamill
Lee/ Gai- Hank Azaria
Gaara- Robin Williams
Haku- Elijah Wood
Zabuza- Dave Chapell "I'm Zabuza BITCH!!"
Ino- Katherine Moennig
Hinata-Hillary Duff
Neji- Colin Farrell
Itachi- Blond queer eye guy
Anko- Ellen Degenerous
Ibiki- John Liquizamo
Shikamaru Kyle Brofloftski
Chouji- Eric Cartman
Orochimaru- Johnny Depp
Kisame- Kiefer Sutherland
Jiraiya- YODA
Kazekage- Mr. Movie Phone Sound
Sound 5- ‘NSYNC
Kiba-Triumph the insult comic dog
Shino- Usher
Temari- Rosie O’Donnell
Kankurou- James Hetfield
Tenten- Gwen Stephani
Ebisu- Gilbert Godfrey
Konahamaru- Orlando Bloom
Tsunade- Roseanne
Shizune- Reese Witherspoon


PLEASE keep in mind that we were just joking around by thinking up the most ridiculous cast we could think of. Don’t be offended, in fact feel free to suggest your own idea of the most cracktastic voice actors.

Comments

[officialbizness.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting for Eric Stuart to be cast as someone. Anyone. Then I can die happy and laughing.

[dv8nation.livejournal.com]

Not going to happen. He's New York-based. Naruto is being dubbed in LA.

[angelwolf24.livejournal.com]

OT but I love your Hinata icon. Did you make it? Could I possibly snag it with credit??

[amuckgirl.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I found it on an old Naruto site that has gone under, but I doubt that anyone would care if you took it.

[splintered-soul.livejournal.com]

I don't really think it's a bad match up at all, I kinda figured he would play Kakashi... especially considering...

On topic: Paris Hilton doing voice acting is kinda creepy. But not as much as the Orlando Bloom and Konohamaru match up.

[silchi.livejournal.com]

O.O

I am totally dying now. your choices for Naruto and Tsunade are great. And Anko's - that one kills me dead. I actually do like Ellen's voice. I might go for that. XD

[red-donkey.livejournal.com]

*shudders* Those match up would be horrible

not rant or flame

[bishounen-ken.livejournal.com]

hey, keyfer sutherland as kisame wouldnt be abad thing, he has a nice craspy voice that would go really well with the character.

also rbin williams as orochimaru*shudders*

Asuma: Samuel L. Jackson
Kurenai: Lisa Lampaneli

[in-full-bloom.livejournal.com]

O_o Are you serious about Kakashi's English VA???? OMG

[nazonatte69.livejournal.com]

Pakkun - Chris Rock
Kyuubi - Bernie Mac
Inner Sakura - Lindsay Lohan
Shukaku - Dane Cook
Shikaku - Stephen Lynch
Baki - Howard Stern
Sasori - Christopher Reeve
Granny Sasori - Utada Hikaru
Kabuto - Carson Daly

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

*falls over* dane cook! am i thinking of the right guy...this crazy-ass comedian who flings himself all over the stage? cuz that is freaking hilarious. and omg chris rock...XD

[temari-whore.livejournal.com]

Zabuza- Dave Chapelle "I'm Zabuza BITCH!!"

Oh gawds, poor Dave Chapelle will never live that one down.

[tekdeath.livejournal.com]

Imagine VIZ appealing to the hip-hop culture, ghetto zabuza and crew lol they oculd even come from the hidden hood of mist :P

[13512.livejournal.com]

Since they are already similar,

Tounge man (Orochimaru) - Michael Jackson

[kookie315.livejournal.com]

lol, good idea.

Haku- Elijah Wood (BRILLIANT!)
Hinata-Hillary Duff (Scary)
Neji- Colin Farrell (TERRIFYING!)
Orochimaru- Johnny Depp (depp has a way of making anyone look sexy in a role. nice.)
Shino- Usher (strangely works... kinda?)

[dv8nation.livejournal.com]

So is it that you don't like Steve Blum's acting ability or is it that he doesn't sound like Kakashi did in Japanese that bothers you?

[firefairy128.livejournal.com]

Dude you are way too serious, we were having fun in the basement being fucktards and therefore thinking of the most fucktastic cast we could, and we thought we would share the hilarity with all. It's not that we have a problem with Steven Blum it's just we think he is too edgy for Kakashi's laid back style of speaking. Kakashi is so happy go lucky, lazily exuberant, we just think that someone more easy going and smooth but can also be firm but only when necessary. But really join in the fun and think of who would be an interesting casting choice.

[belmoon.livejournal.com]

AWW! You killed me dead! Now why'd you go and do that? :O This had me rolling in the floor, nice job.

Hyate - Wayne Brady

[belmoon.livejournal.com]

Oops! I meant Hayate! Stupid typos!! DX

[queendopple.livejournal.com]

Kiba-Triumph the insult comic dog

that one wins.

"Ah, this is a nice mission... FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

wouldn't he be better as akamaru? XD XD XD

[pappel64.livejournal.com]

"
Me: The voice of Spike and Mugen is going to be the voice of Kakashi in the English version of Naruto.
Telia:…..
Me:…..
Telia:……
Me: Doesn’t quite match does it?
Telia: No, not at all."

Off topic, and I know this is a joke entry, but I disagree with that. I think Steven Jay Blum (or whatever his name is) would make a logical choice. He is good at doing calm, cool and collected guys, and kakashi is one of the most cool and collected in the entire Naruto series (except when you show him some Come come paradise... XD). The only thing I would improve is lower the voice a bit and make it sound less young, combined with good direction and they would have a good match.

But this is me speculating, we will know for sure when it's released on September.

[badfeeling.livejournal.com]

The Hilary Duff one deded me. Yes. Turn Hinata into the shy artistic girl in a tween movie who will get the guy.

*deded again*

[vash3857.livejournal.com]

XD

[melisaku.livejournal.com]

Pariis Hilton as Sakura? DEAR LORD. XD
I can see it now..

Dubbed!Sasuke: I can totally kick ass with my sharingan MIRROR WHEEL EYE.
Dubbed!Sakura: That's hot.

[firefairy128.livejournal.com]

Oh my god that's exactly what we were saying when we created this, we said Sakura would just kinda be background and say "That's hot" a LOT!!

[alchemistique.livejournal.com]

*dies* That made my day. XDDD

[lunarwhirl.livejournal.com]

Pauly Shore as Naruto would be kinda funny (in a claw-your-ears-out sort of way), but I know what's worse.
Mike Myers as Naruto.

[memoriez-lost.livejournal.com]

*faints*

[foxy-princess.livejournal.com]

wow! that is so freaking funny!!

[nekovixen.livejournal.com]

That certainly gave me the giggles. XD.

[inuzuka-ieshu.livejournal.com]

James Earl Jones = Kisame

[lattebayo.livejournal.com]

"I'm Zabuza BITCH!!"

You just made my century. XD