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[jijabi.livejournal.com]

I found an old sort-of poll about pairing preferences. I'd be interested to see people's answers.


1) One True Pairing 'Ship:
2) Canon Ship:
3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship:
4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship:
6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship:
7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship:

My own answers:
1) Naruto/Sakura
2) N/A
3) Neji/Hinata
4) Sasuke/Itachi, Hiashi/Hizashi
5) Gaara/Sakura
6) Kakashi/Iruka
7) Itachi/Kisame
8) Naruto/Ino
9) Sasuke/Naruto
10) Sasuke/Sakura

Comments

[melisaku.livejournal.com]

1) Sasuke/Sakura
2) Naruto/Sakura
3) Neji/Hinata
4) Uchihacest. >.>;
5) Ita/Saku >.>;;
6) DAMN thats hard ughh..N/A
7) Temari/Shikamaru
8) Neji/Sakura
9) Sasuke/Naruto
10) Sasuke/Sakura. =O

[moebot.livejournal.com]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship:
Orochimaru x Jiraiya

2) Canon Ship:
Zabuza x Haku (practically canon anyways >>)

3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship:
Sasuke x Sakura

4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
Sasori x Moegi (XD)

5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship:
Neji x Hinata

6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship:
Kisame x Itachi (but I loffs it anyways)

7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
Kiba x Hinata

8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
Ino x Sakura (^_____^)

9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
Naruto x Hinata

10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship:
Genma x EVERYONE

[krysyuy.livejournal.com]

Yay, I love answering these types of things... =0D

1) Ack, but I have so many... ^^;; I'd have to say Naruto/Sakura too.
2) N/A
3) Orochimaru/Anyone
4) Gaara/Temari
5) Sasuke/Hinata
6) Kakashi/Naruto
7) Kiba/Hinata
8) Gaara/Naruto
9) Kakashi/Iruka
10) I hope I understood this one right... Naruto/Anyone as long as he's happy...

[dv8nation.livejournal.com]

1) I think OTPs are kinda silly.
2) Naruto/Sakura
3) Neji/Hinata. Genetically they're half-siblings!
4) Uchihacest.
5) Naruto/Hinata
6) Again with the Uchihacest.
7) Shikamaru/Temari
8) Naruto/Ino
9) Sasuke/Sakura
10) Naruto/Sakura

[lunarwhirl.livejournal.com]

YAY for TemShika! ♥

[fatesong.livejournal.com]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship: SasuNaru

2) Canon Ship: KakaChi

3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: ShikaTem

4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: ItaKis

5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship: GaaNaru

6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship: ShikaTem

7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: ItaSasu

8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: ItaSaku

9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: ShikaTem

10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship: SasuNaru

...

*cough*

[lunarwhirl.livejournal.com]

1.) Lee/Sakura
2.) Shikamaru/Temari
3.) Kakashi/Iruka
4.) Sasuke/Itachi (EW.)
5.)Hinata/Naruto
6.)Anko/anybody =P
7.)Kurenai/Asuma
8.) Genma/Shizune
9.)Zabuza/Haku
10.)Tsunade/Dan

[move-ya-feet.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU LEE/SAKURA
^O^

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship:
Gaara/Sakura
2) Canon Ship:
Naruto/Hinata
3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship:
Sasuke/Sakura
4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
Orochimaru/child of choice
5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship:
Orochimaru/Tsunade
6) "It's like a car crash"but I love it anyway 'Ship:
Gai/Kakashi
7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
Neji/Tenten
8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
Tema/Ino
9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
Sasu/Saku
10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship:
Gaa/Saku

[sasuke-unmei.livejournal.com]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship:
Kakashi/Iruka

2) Canon Ship:
Sasuke/Naruto

3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship:
Konohamaru/anyone

4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
Orochimaru/Sasuke

5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship:
Neji/Hinata

6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship:
Kakashi/Sasuke

7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
Naruto/Sakura

8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
Iruka/Temari

9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
Sasuke/Naruto

10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship:
Sasuke/Sakura

[konohamaru-kun.livejournal.com]

Kono: I can go out with Hanabi...:/ yeh?

[kureno-rooster.livejournal.com]

I'm prepared to be hated!!
1)Naru/Sasu (that's right Naru-seme)
2)Zabuza/Haku, Sasuke/barrel
3)Sasuke/Sakura (NOOOO!! *cries emo tears*)
4)Sasori/moegi (ewwww!) Hiashi/Neji (again my eyes!)
5)Itachi/Sasuke
6)Kakashi/Sasuke (I hear the fangirls preparing their guns!)
Sasuke/and any one not Naruto or a barrel! *shot*
7)Kankuro(?)/Kiba
8)Shikamaru/Neji (I actually like this pair!)Kakashi/Kabuto (weee!)
9)see no.6, Kiba/Naruto,Kurenai/anyone not Asuma
10)Kyuubi/Yondaime (horny rabid fox/horn-ish dead(?) guy) Sasuke/can of whoop as brought to you by Naruto!

[lunarwhirl.livejournal.com]

OMG SASUKE/BARREL OTP!!!111!!!!1!
*snerk*
Just kidding. I think I love you.

[belmoon.livejournal.com]

1) ShikaxIno
2) ShikaxIno
3) SasuxHina
4) Any kind of 'Cest.
5) ShikaxTayu
6) NejixSaku
7) NaruxSaku
8) TemaxLee
9) NejixTen/SasuxSaku
10) ShikaxIno!! T3T

[move-ya-feet.livejournal.com]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship:
LEE/SAKURA

2) Canon Ship:
Gai/Lee [haha.. :3 ]

3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship:
Sasuke/Ino

4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
UCHIHACEST ^________^

5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship:
Kakashi/Sasuke

6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship:
Gaara/Lee and Kakashi/Gai

7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
Naruto/Kiba

8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
Zabuza/Gaara

9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
Sasuke/Naruto

10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship:
Kakashi/Iruka

[moebot.livejournal.com]

Zabuza/Gaara?
Ooooh, I see it now. The both have no eyebrows! XD
*love

[deidarachan.livejournal.com]

1) Sasuke/Sakura and Gaara/Sakura. I'm currently feeling conflicted on this one...
2) Hayate/Anbu-woman-who-has-a-name-but-I-forgot-it
3) Naruto/Sakura
4) Gaara/Temari
5) Gaara/Lee
6) NA
7) Shikamaru/Ino
8) Gaara/Sakura
9) Sasuke/Naruto and Kakashi/Iruka
10) Same as #1.

[deidarachan.livejournal.com]

...Haha. I have TWO One True Pairings!

[manaconda.livejournal.com]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship: SasuNaru
2) Canon Ship: N/A
3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: SasuSaku
4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: GaiLee
5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship: NaruHina
6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship: NejiLee... it's still good, though.
7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: InoChou
8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: GEPPETTO/OROCHIMARU, InoNaru
9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: SasuSaku
10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship: NaruSaku

[kookie315.livejournal.com]

GEPPETTO/OROCHIMARU? lol

[kookie315.livejournal.com]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship:
Neji/Tenten
2) Canon Ship:
Naruto/Hinata
3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship:
Neji/Hinata
4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
Orochimaru/Konohamaru (I've heard of it! x_x)
5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship:
Gaara/Sakura
6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship:
Anko/Gai!
7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
Sasuke/Sakura
8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
Kakashi/Shizune (Kakashi needs love ^_^)
9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
Sasuke/Naruto
10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship:
Shika/Ino

[kitsu-hime.livejournal.com]

Whoo whoo! NejiTen! <33

[linkandluigi.livejournal.com]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship: Kiba/Hinata
2) Canon Ship: Ino/Shikamaru
3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: I have three. Neji/Tenten, Shikamaru/Temari and Naruto/Hinata
4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Hinata/Neji
5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship: Shikamaru/Ino
6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship: A BAD car crash? Kakashi/Iruka
7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Sasuke/Sakura
8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Aoba/Shizune
9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Naruto/Hinata
10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship: Kiba/Hinata

[deidarachan.livejournal.com]

Aoba and Shizune DOES make canon sense!!

They were randomly standing in a row with some other people in that new theme song!
It's love. <3

[kitsu-hime.livejournal.com]

1) NejiTen
2) NaruHina [He'll notice her one day... she's obviously got the HOTS for him]
3) NejiSaku
4) Anyone!cest
5) ShikaIno
6) ItaKisa
7) KibaHina
8) SasuSaku
9) SasuNaru
10) NejiTen

[superheroine]

*there's a giant, blinking, neon sign about the size of Sasuke's ego, floating infront of Naruto, proclaiming, "HINATA LOVES YOU!!!" in bright blocky letters*

Naruto: What? *head tilt*

[rokoroshon.livejournal.com]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship: NaruSasu. How is Naruto not seme??
2) Canon Ship: N/A *sigh*
3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: SasuSaku
4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: NejiHina
5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship: KibaHina
6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Uchihacest. Although in a good way.
7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Ino/Chouji
8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Genma/Hayate!!
9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: NaruSaku
10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship: NaruSasu

[kureno-rooster.livejournal.com]

Yess! Naru-seme love!!

[shinobi-genius.livejournal.com]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship: Neji/Sasuke
2) Canon Ship: Naruto/Sasuke (It is SO cannon. Even my SasuSaku shipper friend agrees!), Neji/TenTen, Temari/Shikamaru/Ino
3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Sakura/Sasuke, Sakura/Neji (IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!!! WHY???)
4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Hinata/Neji
5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship: Neji/Sasuke, Sasuke/Hinata
6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship: KisaIta
7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: NejiNaru
8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Neji/Sasuke
9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Sakura/Sasuke
10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship: Neji/Sasuke

[meriness.livejournal.com]

Hola for #1/#10!

[meriness.livejournal.com]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship:
SasuNaru or....NejiSasu...but in my dreams
2) Canon Ship:
NaruHina
3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship:
NejiTenTen *GAGS*
4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship:
KankurouKiba
5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship:
NejiNaru, Neji Saku
6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship:
GaaLee
7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship:
GaaLee XD Going to hell...
8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship:
KakaIruka
9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship:
SasuSaku *kill me now*
10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship:
ShikaIno awwwwwwww!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_pink_starz_/]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship: NarutoxSakura *is shot*
2) Canon Ship: SasukexSakura
3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: InoxSasuke
4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: KakashixSakura (sorry, fans, I find it WRONG).
5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship: InoxShikamaru
6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship: SasukexHinata
7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: ItachixSakura
8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: InoxNaruto
9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: LeexSakura
10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship: NejixTenten

Because I am prone to ranting and being longwinded.

[superheroine]

1) One True Pairing 'Ship: I don't know, I bounce around from pairing to pairing like a god damned bouncy ball on linoleum.

2) Canon Ship: Eh... let's go Temari/Shikamaru. It's sort of canon. And it's really kind of hot.

3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Itachi/Sasuke. No. Really. I accept people like it. I accept that people ship it. It's not the incest that bothers me, it's the characters' personalities and histories. Sasuke looked up to Itachi like a big brother, and I'm sure Sasuke has no interest in fucking a guy who destroyed his life, and destroyed his outlook on people. That little thing Itachi did, when he held Sasuke against the wall, and put his lips to Sasuke's ear? Not a kiss, people. A nasty, cruel whisper. The day Sasuke loves Itachi is the day he falls madly in love with a tree. If Sasuke loves anything about his brother, it is most definately will be, he loves the feeling of his brother's blood spilling everywhere, and his fingers around Itachi's throat. Not a sexual love. I know other people have an arguement for this, but really, it does DOESN'T CLICK, or make any sense whatsoever for me. It's just awkward and I'll never understand it.

4) "You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Sandcest. Sort of. See, I've seen ONE good Kankurou/Temari, but it's still a twisted and odd pairing I don't find works. However, Gaara/anyone is a huge issue for me, because the kid is a twisted little sicko who delight[s/ed] in killing people. Why anyone would approach, let alone fall in love with, that kid is beyond me. Seriously - if a guy at your school went around all silent and deadly, and then murdered a guy because he was bored, would YOU love him? I think not. Same deal with Itachi.

5) "I dabble a little" 'Ship: Sakura/Lee. Cute when done correct. Which is extremely rare.

6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Kakashi/Gai. Really. I don't get it. Friendly rivalry. What is with everyone and turning rivalry into "I madly desire to fuck you"?

7) "Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Kiba/Hinata. It's cute. It puts images of Kiba giving Hinata a little puppy for her birthday in mind. It makes me giggle. But wow, they're so different and on opposite ends of the spectrum. He's TOO rough for her, I'd think, and she too gentle for him.

8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Ino/Shikamaru. My friend got me hooked on this one. It makes little sense, as they do nothing but annoy the hell out of each other, but if they could work that out, it could make a fine love/hate relationship.

9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Naruto/Sasuke. I don't get it. REALLY. I don't get it. They hate each other and dream about fighting each other. They constantly argue and insult each other. They're absolutely assholes when it comes to each other. Yet this is apparently true love. Because Sasuke and Naruto both spouted a bit of flowery words. I see the entire retrieve-Sasuke-mission partially as an arrogance thing - Sasuke was on a power trip, and I dare say Naruto wanted to bring him back to show off.

10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship: Neji/Tenten. So far, it seems good, and it IS incredibly fun to write, but I can't see them actually getting together until things have settled down. It seems that Tenten and Neji spend all their time together - they're rarely training without the other. However, I can't see them actually going past that stage until things have cleared up. They're very, very close friends, to me, maybe even bordering on lovers. But in my head, they sort of haven't fessed up to each other or anyone else that they do have a relationship. Later.

Re: Because I am prone to ranting and being longwinded.

[konohamaru-kun.livejournal.com]

LOL!

GAI: KAKaSHI! "I madly desire to fuck you"?

Kakashi: o_\\ Uhhhhh....huh?

[jewel-song.livejournal.com]

1)One True Pairing 'Ship

I don't know why but...Neji/Sakura (Or possibly Gaara/Sakura)

2) Canon Ship

N/A, but Sasuke/Sakura is kinda close...

3) "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship

Neji/Hinata

4) "You are once sick bastard" 'Ship

Itachi/Sasuke // Neji/Hinata

5) "I Dabble a Little" 'Ship

Sasuke/Sakura // Itachi/Sakura

6) "It's like a car crash" 'Ship

Gaara/Sakura... I can't stop reading it! (I think it's gonna become my OTP...)

7) "Tickles my fancy but not quite sold yet" 'Ship

Kiba/Sakura (omgwtf??) // Shikamaru/Sakura

8) "Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship

NEJI/SAKURA :3 (Kiba/Sakura too... ^^)

9) "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship

Sasuke/Naruto

10) "When all is said and done" 'Ship

Gaara/Sakura // Lee/Sakura // Naruto/Sakura // Sasuke/Sakura ^^;

I <3 Sakura... but that's kinda obvious. :3

<3333

[deidarachan.livejournal.com]

Gaara/Sakura is strangely addictive... XD

[koffee_float.livejournal.com]

1) ShikamaruxTemari
2) SasuNaru (come on)
3) SasuSaku; ShikaIno
4) ...TsunadexKonohamaru; GaaraxSakura; KibaxAkamaru
5) KakashixObito; Sandcest ^^
6) JiraiyaxOrochimaru
7) GaaraxLee
8) Um.
9) NejixLee(or anyone for that matter)
10) OroKabu. *nod*

[badfeeling.livejournal.com]

1) GaaraxNaruto
2) SasukexNaruto (like the person above me said... come on XD)
3) SakuraxItachi (Ughh. >_>)
4) KakashixNaruto (Whoo!~ Underage luvluv.)
5) NejixNaruto
6) NejixHinata
7) ShikamaruxTemari
8) NarutoxIno
9) IrukaxKakashi
10) GAARAxNARUTO 4EVVAA OMMG. (Or NarutoxHinata. Y'know. Wha'eva.)