[Ep 141] Caps and Thoughts
Jun. 29th, 2005 06:24 pmThoughts from Naruto Ep 141 or how I learnt to love loathe the filler arcs and Sakura too in possibly equal though not inconsiderable measures.
Summary:

Sakura: I suck...
Everyone: YES YOU DO

Ewwwww
Sakura's guide to being a ninja:
Stand and watch as Friend gets owned by Arashi-stein

Shout friend's name in helpful manner


As sharp razor pincer like objects come hurtling towards you, stay rooted to spot because, y'know, otherwise they might miss.
And in the process, mess up your friend's game plan. Oh, and get him a major stab wound in the process.


Sakura: I suck...
Everyone: Yes you do

Watch as friend gets owned #2

Shout friend's name in helpful manner #2

Friend gets owned #3

Do I even need to say anything...

Sakura: I suck...
Everyone: YES YOU DO
NEXT:
How to kill large mutant who laid the smack down on Naruto with 4 clones:

Run up to said mutant calling his name

PHEER the power of 1 kunai wielded by hysterical 12 year old girl.

HA! That old 'There's good in you still' line only works in Star Wars...

And apparently Naruto filler arcs as well...

OOoh spot the parallels "I just wanted power..."

PHEER the power of the single kunai wielded by single hysterical 12 year old girl against BIG MUTANT #2

To fight for what's right?
To save all the kittens?
To actually do something USEFUL?

That the way to save your friends is to put your head in the middle of some BIG SODDING PINCERS controlled by someone who wants to kill you.
Way to go Sakura.
How to be a great filler episode baddie #1

Don't kill the annoying pink haired bimbo when she sticks her head in your pincers. Instead remove said pincers and wave them in threatening manner whilst taunting ninja who you Already Have In A Death Grip.
(Oh and Sakura, don't attempt to do anything about large mutant monster who can apparently be injured so long as you scream Arashi Niichan in a suitably angsty manner. Just, yeah, watch.
Even when you get shown up by a filler character. You know, you could help disrupt his jutsu, or stab him, or perhaps even scream his name enough times that he gets fed up...)

o_0

Oh No! This filler arc is about to end and I need to die in a suitably heroic manner!

Ow...

Does this not look vaguely wrong to anyone?

Everyone: well....

Sakura: I suck!
Everyone: YES YOU DO

Now you have finished yourcharacter development wussy angsting I can finally come in without having done anything remotely useful or anything...

Everyone: WTF???? Didn't they swear to come here to get Sasuke back no matter what? Huh?
Translation:
Well, journey (tick), humorous encounters (tick), meet new and annoying filler characters (tick)had at least one of them act in noble and inspiring manner (tick) saved byannoying shouting love of another (tick), teh angst (tick) done a big climactic battle (tick) Well, that's the enough action for one filler arc, it's about time we got back to canon now, so long and thanks for all the SMEXY KABUTO.
Everyone: AAARGH! This filler arc was actually going somewhere! YOU SUCK!

Well, that about wraps everything up boys and girls

And we all learned an Important Lesson

See rant above.

Sakura: I suck
Everyone: YES YOU DO AAaaarghHHHH *incoherent*

Isn't that what they always said to the kid in class that always came bottom, to try and make him feel better, though really it was because he sucked and everyone knew it?

Because, yeah, all those times you cried like a sissy and shouted 'Naruto' as I got beaten the **** out of was really y'know, inspiring.

Err.. if Sakura-chan wasn't there, you wouldn't be incapacitated with a major stab wound....

Yay Shikamaru!

(I just wanted to include this image because of the truly comedy expression)

Phew, canon!
(OK at this point I admit to having a moment of if not Sakura tolerance, at least Sakura-isn't-a-complete-wiener-ness. Because y'know, everyone isn't good at everything, and it's a good lesson to learn, to find a way to use your strengths and not try and do things you can't, and all that, but This Is Why Canon Wins Mr Filler Arc Writer Man.)

Viewers of the show: YOUR time maybe...
END
Everyone: KAKASHI GAIDEN! KAKASHI GAIDEN! KAKASHI GAIDEN! KAKASHI GAIDEN!
Our Preview Says:

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*incoherent*
*rips up seats and trashes the place*
Edit:
Note - Apologies, I love Naruto (And hey, it still isn't Tea Country...) And also for Sakura-bashing. I love her, I really do. I shall continue to in about half an hour after I finish going AAArGh about this episode...
Summary:

Sakura: I suck...
Everyone: YES YOU DO

Ewwwww
Sakura's guide to being a ninja:
Stand and watch as Friend gets owned by Arashi-stein

Shout friend's name in helpful manner


As sharp razor pincer like objects come hurtling towards you, stay rooted to spot because, y'know, otherwise they might miss.
And in the process, mess up your friend's game plan. Oh, and get him a major stab wound in the process.


Sakura: I suck...
Everyone: Yes you do

Watch as friend gets owned #2

Shout friend's name in helpful manner #2

Friend gets owned #3

Do I even need to say anything...

Sakura: I suck...
Everyone: YES YOU DO
NEXT:
How to kill large mutant who laid the smack down on Naruto with 4 clones:

Run up to said mutant calling his name

PHEER the power of 1 kunai wielded by hysterical 12 year old girl.

HA! That old 'There's good in you still' line only works in Star Wars...

And apparently Naruto filler arcs as well...

OOoh spot the parallels "I just wanted power..."

PHEER the power of the single kunai wielded by single hysterical 12 year old girl against BIG MUTANT #2

To fight for what's right?
To save all the kittens?
To actually do something USEFUL?

That the way to save your friends is to put your head in the middle of some BIG SODDING PINCERS controlled by someone who wants to kill you.
Way to go Sakura.
How to be a great filler episode baddie #1

Don't kill the annoying pink haired bimbo when she sticks her head in your pincers. Instead remove said pincers and wave them in threatening manner whilst taunting ninja who you Already Have In A Death Grip.
(Oh and Sakura, don't attempt to do anything about large mutant monster who can apparently be injured so long as you scream Arashi Niichan in a suitably angsty manner. Just, yeah, watch.
Even when you get shown up by a filler character. You know, you could help disrupt his jutsu, or stab him, or perhaps even scream his name enough times that he gets fed up...)

o_0

Oh No! This filler arc is about to end and I need to die in a suitably heroic manner!

Ow...

Does this not look vaguely wrong to anyone?

Everyone: well....

Sakura: I suck!
Everyone: YES YOU DO

Now you have finished your

Everyone: WTF???? Didn't they swear to come here to get Sasuke back no matter what? Huh?
Translation:
Well, journey (tick), humorous encounters (tick), meet new and annoying filler characters (tick)had at least one of them act in noble and inspiring manner (tick) saved by
Everyone: AAARGH! This filler arc was actually going somewhere! YOU SUCK!

Well, that about wraps everything up boys and girls

And we all learned an Important Lesson

See rant above.

Sakura: I suck
Everyone: YES YOU DO AAaaarghHHHH *incoherent*

Isn't that what they always said to the kid in class that always came bottom, to try and make him feel better, though really it was because he sucked and everyone knew it?

Because, yeah, all those times you cried like a sissy and shouted 'Naruto' as I got beaten the **** out of was really y'know, inspiring.

Err.. if Sakura-chan wasn't there, you wouldn't be incapacitated with a major stab wound....

Yay Shikamaru!

(I just wanted to include this image because of the truly comedy expression)

Phew, canon!
(OK at this point I admit to having a moment of if not Sakura tolerance, at least Sakura-isn't-a-complete-wiener-ness. Because y'know, everyone isn't good at everything, and it's a good lesson to learn, to find a way to use your strengths and not try and do things you can't, and all that, but This Is Why Canon Wins Mr Filler Arc Writer Man.)

Viewers of the show: YOUR time maybe...
END
Everyone: KAKASHI GAIDEN! KAKASHI GAIDEN! KAKASHI GAIDEN! KAKASHI GAIDEN!
Our Preview Says:

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*incoherent*
*rips up seats and trashes the place*
Edit:
Note - Apologies, I love Naruto (And hey, it still isn't Tea Country...) And also for Sakura-bashing. I love her, I really do. I shall continue to in about half an hour after I finish going AAArGh about this episode...
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Date: 2005-06-30 05:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-30 05:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-30 05:58 pm (UTC)It was done better than the angst parade they tried to give Sasuke in Tea Country, anyway.
Everyone: KAKASHI GAIDEN! KAKASHI GAIDEN! KAKASHI GAIDEN! KAKASHI GAIDEN!
Pazuzu: NO! NO! NO! NO! ANIME CATCH UP MANGA VEWY VEWY BAD
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Date: 2005-06-30 06:01 pm (UTC)I love your comments, they are so true and yet so funny. Damn that Sakura.
Well thank you for the entertainment. It was greatly appreciated!
~fae
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Date: 2005-06-30 06:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-06-30 06:05 pm (UTC)Sakura sucks.
And so do filler episodes.
Specially if they're not all about Kabuto and Orochimaru.no subject
Date: 2005-06-30 06:05 pm (UTC)...plus, who actually needs a reason...things happen all the time w.o reasons. No need to make us suffer w. hours of mind-numbing Sakura angst.
~fae
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Date: 2005-06-30 06:13 pm (UTC)I hate Sakura.
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Date: 2005-06-30 06:51 pm (UTC)Btw, to add to the Sakura bashing, which amuses me as though I think she's a whiney and deeply creepy stalker girl, I neither like or dislike her, I would just like to say (again, as we're all being contraversial!) I have no interest in the Gaiden whatsoever. ^^ In fact, skip it. Skip it and cut to the
sexAkatsuki. :PPPno subject
Date: 2005-06-30 06:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-30 06:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-30 06:54 pm (UTC)...Well, except for those shots of Kabuto. That made me happy.
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Date: 2005-06-30 06:55 pm (UTC)KAKASHI GAIDEN
Date: 2005-06-30 06:57 pm (UTC)I hear yah whats this crappy fillers for!
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Date: 2005-06-30 07:08 pm (UTC)*discussion already gone over a million times but yeah...*
As above, I love Sakura, I really do. And I think the message that even though you don't have Kyuubi!Power or UchihaTalent, you can be a great member of the team, so long as you play to your strengths is a really valuable one.
This does come through in the Sakura-We-All-Know-Is-There-Behind-The-Filler-Arc-Characterisation.
Because I think what people (ok, I) found frustrating was that, ok, we've been through this before, as mentioned in the last post, in the Chuunin exam arc. And she vows to be stronger etc etc. But here we just retread old ground. Hey, I'd be scared ***less faced with a two ton mega-mutant, so you know, I probably can't say much, but given we've seen Sakura act with far more guts than this from DAY 1 (viz the Zabuza arc when she protects the architect from the two Mist-nin), for 90% of the episode, she doesn't even *try* to do anything, she just watches as people get beat up, and it's Sasame of all people that actually helps.
But I do agree that the point that they are trying (though perhaps without much success) to make, about giving Sakura a real reason to be a Medic nin, is a good one; it just seems like people are arguing at different angles they (ok I) haven't made clear - SakuraIsActingLikeAWussInThisEpisode =/= SakuraSucks.
I just wish there could be more, Hey, actual showing of Look How Good Sakura Is At This, because that would rock.
(And yay LJ discussion for clearing out points like these and not just letting Sakura be bashed by people like me who are eyesporking after an episode like this...)
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Date: 2005-06-30 07:12 pm (UTC)But in all honesty, how long is the Gaiden going to end up being in the anime? If they wanted to, they could cover it in only 1 episode. Or one extra long episode if they were feeling generous.
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Date: 2005-06-30 07:12 pm (UTC)Just to say yay LJ discussion for people having different points of view, and thankyou to everyone who stands up for Sakura, though I've had a thorough go at bashing SakuraIsSuckAWussInThisEpisode, that is different from I think the concept of Sakura's development is crap.
(probably gone through already a million times)
I just wish that some of the Naruto Episodes could show her being actually good at something...