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[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

How many toothbrushes do you think Deidara needs? One for his hand and one for his mouth? Or it is the same toothbrush? Damn, he must go through a lot of toothpaste.

Wait - does his hand need breath mints?

Damn, it would suck if his hand snored.

Yeah, you're allowed to shoot me now, but the thought struck me as amusing. (Sorry if someone already thought of this and posted, but I didn't see any previous thoughts on it.)

Comments

[ryals-shoal.livejournal.com]

Hmm... that is a very intriging question! I wonder if he brushes all at the same time? or two at a time? or one at a time? AAAAHH! MY BRAIN!!!!

[ryals-shoal.livejournal.com]

waitaminute....I wonder if there's a club for 'face in your hands' people? D from Vampire Hunter D would be in it XD

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good point, but that hand of D's is annoying. It should shut up sometime. That would make me very happy. It's too talkitive. XP

[ryals-shoal.livejournal.com]

He can always punch something with it. That'll shut him up *rwarr!*

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

*snickers* True, very true.

[starry096.livejournal.com]

Well...I'd say 2 toothbrushes. He duz have two mouths...

I'm actually quite convinced that Deideria has a lot of potential for schizophrenia. He has two mouths! There is a lot you can do with two mouths....*proceeds to think dirty thoughts*

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

Lucky Deidare, ne? XD

[caninedreamer.livejournal.com]

Or lucky Deidara's boyfriend/girlfriend ~.^

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

Zetsu must be happy. XD

[starry096.livejournal.com]

Ah, that depends really....XD

[mipi.livejournal.com]

I think he needs just one toothbrush. Those are HIS mouths, ne? Although... if he did nasty stuff with his hands... maybe two would be better. Yeah. You don't want to get THAT stuff in your mouth-that-is-on-your-face.

But... maybe when he does nasty stuff he closes his mouth?

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

It's a lot to contemplate, isn't it? I think only Deidara truly knows, and he's just laughing at our speculation. XP

[caninedreamer.livejournal.com]

I think they would both use the same toothbrush (or he would use the same toothbrush?). Then again, if he had two, he could try to do two at once or...have a double-ended one! That way if he brushed with the tooth-hand, he could do both at once.

But,uh... why would he be carrying it around anyways? And when would he have time to brush? The same time he uses to change into his akatsuki 'jammies before he goes to bed?

Do they give you a standard issue akatsuki toothbrush when you join? And what flavor toothpaste?

(and, *poke*, aren't you supposed to be in Paris?)

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

OMG, PEN I died laughing reading this. (Yes, I'm supposed to be in Amsterdam by tomorrow. THere was a slight change in the driving plans to Newark Airport.)

Yes, standard issue toothbrush, toothpaste (bubblegum, since we know the akatsuki are really all softies at heart), and jammies. I want those jammies. *jealous*

[caninedreamer.livejournal.com]

(so, uh, where are you?)

Black jammies with the red clouds! *squee!* I can just imagine an akatsuki sleepover! Awwww!

(hey you with the talent, draw it! *threatens with shovel* you'll have enough free time after being all ambassadorial all day)

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

(I'm not going to have any time. Between classes and AP homework, I'm going to die. But I'll try. I'm currently sitting at my mother's computer.)

I want those jammies. T_T

[caninedreamer.livejournal.com]

(so you aren't gone. Oookay. And hey, with an hour each night devoted to it, we should make out alright. I figure. I hope.)

Don't we all ^_^

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

(Technically, in my head, I'm gone. And AP is going to keel me. XP)

I'm going to draw that. When I get my computer back. It's currently snoozing. And I'm up to my waist in adapter plugs for Europe. It's not fun. Physics is over and I'm still convert volts to watts to figure this all out.

[kitsu-hime.livejournal.com]

XD!

Akatsuki jammies! You made my day~ ♥

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. Good question. I wonder what happens when he washes his hands too. Does his mouth hand have to hold its breath? Or does Deidei have a special Criminal Scented soap/mouthwash?

I wonder if he ever puts lipstick on it...

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

He'd have to be right handed to put the lipstick on nicely. I wonder what shade it would be. Hopefully nothing like Sasuke's wonderful shade of purple.

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

See, this is why we need to find out his hair color. We wouldn't want his hand-mouth lipstick to clash. That would just be gauche, and Akatsuki is never gauche.

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

Very true. *chuckles* What color do you think it is? Everyone seems to think so far that's it a shade of blond, very light blond.

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

White would be striking against that Akatsuki duster.

I wonder if he had thumbsucking issues as a child.

"Hey, Deidara! Wanna play catch?"
"Can't. Hands stuck together."

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

I wonder if he was confused as a child.

"Deidara. Don't put that in your mouth!!"
"Which one...?"

"Deidara, use your chopsticks!"
"Aw, but 'Kaa-san, this is easier..."

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

"Deidara! Take that out of your mouth!"
"Okay."
"With your OTHER hand!"

Man, I'd hate to have him as a brother. He'd steal all your food.

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!

Deidara is the reason we all shake hands with our right hands.

my name is cheese

[(Anonymous)]

._. i think dei chan has an electric tooth brush , and one of those mini child size ones with hello kitty on it for the mouth hand.

coz, it's a lot smaller right?

everyones noticed the pointy teeth right? do they grow? does dei-chan need to file them?

Re: my name is cheese

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

That's an odd though, filing his hand-teeth instead of using a file on his nails or something. XD

[peridots13.livejournal.com]

L. O. L. I wonder where he gets the money. Well, being Akatsuki, he probably just kills people who oppose him. And even those who don't oppose him.

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

Kills them and steals their toothpaste. XD

[peridots13.livejournal.com]

He can't forget the floss!

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

Very bizarre. Half of me is glad I posted this, and the other half is cringing, thinking, "I must have been half asleep when I posted this."

[arandomstudent.livejournal.com]

Here already is a fan-art that may be worth regretting!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com...

[kitsu-hime.livejournal.com]

*cracking up*

At this moment, I love you and everyone else whose answered at this thread. XDDDDDDDDD~!

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

W00T. That's lotsa love. XD

[kitsu-hime.livejournal.com]

XD Hell yeah! This thread deserves it, lol~

[7mharris.livejournal.com]

...wow.

This brings a whole new meaning to "practicing kissing with your hand."

[sidestep-life.livejournal.com]

XD God. I didn't even think of that. *dies laughing*

[kasaii.livejournal.com]

His hand wouldn't snore because there isn't a nasal passage/nose/whatnot. :D

Hkdsfl;dk;'akl;dgl;fl;fh;'k

*coughs*

[rejectedstalker.livejournal.com]

I just figured he could give himself oral. ^^;

Re: *coughs*

[kasaii.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha I like that idea!! He'd have to watch out for those teeth, though. :x

[turnip-girl.livejournal.com]

*lmao* My love for Deidara has increased ten-fold and I loved him enough before! ^^
I reckon two toothbrushes. Because even though they belong to the same person, they are seperate mouths.

[lunarwhirl.livejournal.com]

*snerk*
YOU ARE LOVE. XD