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The One True Purpose of the Uchiha clan is to create the perfect Angsty Bishie Boi. They got too much Chemical X in Itachi's formula, causing sociopathic tendencies. They got too much Chemical Whine in Sasuke's formula, but at least he doesn't have those weird face wrinkles.

Too bad their experiments were cut short.

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So Sasuke reading that stuff after the whole Konoha being destroyed/I'm-a-wuss-even-with-my-cursed-seal arc is like:

"True purpose of my clan...and yet I still fall short...too much whine, not enough bad...must...join...evil..."

*shrugs* makes sense...

Itachi: bwahahah I escape your malevolent secret plans by becoming a mass murderer

(sees raving Itachi fangirls)

oh holy crap

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1. What happened to Rin?
2. Is Akamaru full grown? (Kiba looks like he has the potential to be a big boy...with a weenie little dog...actually that would be really cute.)
3. How do the Aburames get dates?
4. Where did Iruka's nose scar come from?
5. Who were Yondaime's genin teammates?
6. Is Jiraiya the reason Tsunade is so stacked?
7. Who are Konohamaru's parents?
8. Is Lee ever going to stop growing?
9. If Gaara is really making little sand castles in the sky (wah!), who's gonna be the next Kazekage?
10. Where does Pakkun go when he's not hanging out with Kakashi? (Picking up babes, I bet.)
11. Did Iruka teach them all to read?
12. Who changed Naruto's diapers? (I can't see Kyuubi doing it.)
13. Does Sasuke live in that humongous compound all by himself?
14. Why did Kakashi quit ANBU?
15. Why traffic cone orange?

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I can just see Itachi running into the streets:

"I WILL NOT BE YOUR BISHIE BOY!! I WILL BE FREEEEEEEE!"

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13. Does Sasuke live in that humongous compound all by himself?

Dude sasuke must have the most pimp house EVER, prolly has the coolest parties too lol. I can see another reason why all the girls love XD.

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15. Why traffic cone orange?

WORD.

9: DENIAL!

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1. Will Lee ever be made a jounin, since he can't use any jutsus?
2. Will Mrs. Gamabunta ever make an appearance? Those toad kids had to come from somewhere... unless... o_O
3. How did Iruka get his scar?
4. Will there ever be a sound ninja that isn't totally gay?
5. What's with all the mesh, and how is it only partially see-through?
6. What the hell happened to Raidou's face?
7. What do Shino's eyes look like?
8. Need more info on the other hidden villages (cloud, stone, etc.) That wasn't a question. Oh well.
9. Exactly how naughty are the Icha Icha stories?
10. What are they going to do in Konoha when they run out of room for Hokage faces on the mountain?

I tried to stay semi-serious... it didn't work. ._.

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#5 OMG! YES! That whole bit during the Chuunin exam, I'm going, "shouldn't we be getting a better look at Shika's bod?"

~~Not that I wanted to. After all, I'm not a pervy old bat, of course I'm not. No sirree. Not a lecherous geriatric granny, not at all...~~

~~Dude, "geriatric granny" is redundant. I'm so dumb.~~

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I bet he keeps like 500000 really pimped cars in those extra houses that he shows to chicks to get 'em in bed. Or guys, which ever works.

1)Why does Lee keep getting that stupid haircut?

2)Why are all chicks medi nins?

3)Why do the teams always have 2 boys and a girl?

4)How come Yondaime is the only one wearing pants and shoes?

5)Why doesn't Jiraiya look 50, and why does Tsunade have REALLY wrinkley hands when she does look 50?

6)Did jiraiya, in fact, introduce pot to the Konoha ninjas, and where do he, Iruka, Genma, Asuma, Kakashi, and Mizuki go to smoke it?

7)Why don't ninjas use guns, or drive cars?

8)How do all the Hyuuga and Uchiha manage to have black hair? Do they inter-marry?

9)Why does everyone from Mist look like freaks?

10)When the hell did the ninja war end? Right after kakashi gaiden? Coz that would suck

11)How the hell did Kyuubi get out?

12)Why does Orochimaru like young boys?

13)Why is Sasuke okay with number 12?

14)Why didn't Gaara just kill Kazekage if he kept trying to have him assassinated?

15)Why does Yashamaru look so much like a chick?

16)Why does everyone have the same start of their names as their dad? (Ex:Ino and Inoichi, Shino and Shibi)

17)Why does everyone have the same hair cut as their dad?

18)Why don't people run out of kunai?

19)Did the first member of Akatsuki call himself and Organization?

20)How did Dan get Tsunade, when he's obviously the biggest flamer on the face of the planet?

21)How many dreams will be crushed when naruto becomes Hokage?

22)Why did Sasori suddenly accumulate more fans, and why do people claim to have been his fan since the beginning? Seriously, it's okay. We all hated him as one. Just admit you like him because you think he's sexy.

23) Finally, why do the animators make Jiraiya's nose ring flesh-colored? o.O

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18)Why don't people run out of kunai?

~~Hammer~~KunaiSpace?

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#4 What?

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#18 Why don't people run out of kunai?

Ninjas secrete them from their necks. You know, like how Legolas never ran out of arrows. Neck secretion.

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#20... LOL.

And for the record, I liked Sasori even when he was "ugly"... :P

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9. Exactly how naughty are the Icha Icha stories?

Icha-icha books?

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22)Why did Sasori suddenly accumulate more fans, and why do people claim to have been his fan since the beginning? Seriously, it's okay. We all hated him as one.

LIES!!!! *glares at all the people who ever thought Sasori was not sexy...* Puppet death for you!!!!

XD

(He suddenly accumulated more fans because he's pretty. :( But Sasori will *always* be the sex, no matter what form he presnets to the world. :P

*huggles him, he's so huggable!*

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Oh, man. He's probably got the Uchiha fortune too. (A family that prominent must have a lotta cash. How else could they afford to have that fan pasted on EVERY SINGLE THING they own. I guess that answers the "well, does it have your name on it?" question.) Even though Itachi's technically got more claim to it than Sasuke, killing off the entire family probably puts a kink in the inheritance.

I wonder if they have Uchiha ATM cards...there's probably a little fan on it.

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I thought of more because I'm bored.

11. The people with facial markings (the Inuzukas, Jiraiya, etc.) - are those tattoos or just some freakish... thing? Jiraiya's seemed to grow as he aged...
12. What's up with Deidara's left eye?
13. Kisame... shark-man. Was there some cross-species luff going on in order for that to happen? This could apply to Zetsu as well.
14. How the hell could no one hear Kiba asking Akamaru for the answers in the first part of the chuunin exam?!
15. Similarly, how did Tenten set up her wire/kunai/mirror thing to show Lee the answers? AND how did Lee even hear her when she told him to tie his hitai-ate around his forehead if he saw it - is she telepathic all of a sudden?
16. How does Lee get his bandages to do that? You know what I mean... wrap around stuff like they do.

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#14a) And how did no one notice that Gaara was holding A GIANT EYEBALL in his hand?

#16a) How long does it take Lee (or Neji or Sasuke) to wrap themselves up in the morning? Because, damn. And I sure hope they change those thing every day because, ew, sweaty.

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One more.

Did Yondaime have a "grab the bells" ~~Oh, for chrissake that sounded dirty~~ test for his kids? Who got tied to the post? ~~This sounds even dirtier.~~ Did Kakashi get both and have to share? ~~Aaaaaahhhhhgggg!~~

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How long does it take Lee (or Neji or Sasuke) to wrap themselves up in the morning?

Or Dosu! His entire head and neck are covered in bandages, probably the rest of his upper body too. WAIT I thought of another question! XD

17. How do the ass-pouches (as I call them) stay on? The little tan pouch things that hold shuriken and stuff... they're not connected to belts, there can't be velcro or straps because they would be visible, so whaa?!?! *brain explodes* I had a theory about ass magnets, but we won't go into that.

I'm a little suspicious of Dosu's fur cape thing too... it doesn't seem to have any logical purpose for being there, and if it's not sewn onto his shirt I don't see how it stays there either. XD I need to sleep.

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Yeah, how do those things stay on? Especially Sakura's. How does she sit down?

And how do they wash those hiai-ate? Because they probably get sweaty and gross too, but there's that metal thingy on it, so you can't just chuck it in the washing machine.

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I'm just going to resort to the old standby answer for these types of questions: magic. Ninja magic. *nods*

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