Discussion and speculation...

[sarinthesky.livejournal.com]

Just as a sort of discussion topic, was wondering, what are the (so far) unanswered questions you'd most like to know the answer to in Naruto? (aside from the fact that actually you'd like to wait until they're played out in the storyline etc.)

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1. What is the true purpose of the Uchiha clan? Because whatever Sasuke read, it made him pretty angry, and it certainly didn't do anything to stop Itachi going over the edge... (Massive conspiracy theory? Overthrow Konoha? Murder all the kittens?)

2. What is it exactly Akatsuki are trying to raise? (Because it looks pretty damn scary..)

3. Who is the leader?

4. Who is the person before Itachi who can use Mangekyou Sharingan?

5. Who were Naruto's parents? (And his connection (if any) with Yondaime?)


(Warning for potential spoilerage)

Comments

[hidden-gems.livejournal.com]

1. Is Yondaime Naruto's father?

2. What's under Kakashi-sensei's mask?

3. Is Gaara truly...you know...?

4. Where the f*** is Sasuke??

5. Are Shikamaru and Temari dating?


OK, there's a lot of crack in there, but I would like the answers...

[hidden-gems.livejournal.com]

By the way, maybe you ought to put your questions behind a cut...

[superheroine]

2. His face! XD

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

The One True Purpose of the Uchiha clan is to create the perfect Angsty Bishie Boi. They got too much Chemical X in Itachi's formula, causing sociopathic tendencies. They got too much Chemical Whine in Sasuke's formula, but at least he doesn't have those weird face wrinkles.

Too bad their experiments were cut short.

[sarinthesky.livejournal.com]

^_^

So Sasuke reading that stuff after the whole Konoha being destroyed/I'm-a-wuss-even-with-my-cursed-seal arc is like:

"True purpose of my clan...and yet I still fall short...too much whine, not enough bad...must...join...evil..."

*shrugs* makes sense...

Itachi: bwahahah I escape your malevolent secret plans by becoming a mass murderer

(sees raving Itachi fangirls)

oh holy crap

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

1. What happened to Rin?
2. Is Akamaru full grown? (Kiba looks like he has the potential to be a big boy...with a weenie little dog...actually that would be really cute.)
3. How do the Aburames get dates?
4. Where did Iruka's nose scar come from?
5. Who were Yondaime's genin teammates?
6. Is Jiraiya the reason Tsunade is so stacked?
7. Who are Konohamaru's parents?
8. Is Lee ever going to stop growing?
9. If Gaara is really making little sand castles in the sky (wah!), who's gonna be the next Kazekage?
10. Where does Pakkun go when he's not hanging out with Kakashi? (Picking up babes, I bet.)
11. Did Iruka teach them all to read?
12. Who changed Naruto's diapers? (I can't see Kyuubi doing it.)
13. Does Sasuke live in that humongous compound all by himself?
14. Why did Kakashi quit ANBU?
15. Why traffic cone orange?

[tekdeath.livejournal.com]

13. Does Sasuke live in that humongous compound all by himself?

Dude sasuke must have the most pimp house EVER, prolly has the coolest parties too lol. I can see another reason why all the girls love XD.

[sarinthesky.livejournal.com]

15. Why traffic cone orange?

WORD.

9: DENIAL!

[superheroine]

2. Akamaru is three years old before the time jump ^_^

13. No, he has an apartment elsewhere.

[forever-alone.livejournal.com]

1. Will Lee ever be made a jounin, since he can't use any jutsus?
2. Will Mrs. Gamabunta ever make an appearance? Those toad kids had to come from somewhere... unless... o_O
3. How did Iruka get his scar?
4. Will there ever be a sound ninja that isn't totally gay?
5. What's with all the mesh, and how is it only partially see-through?
6. What the hell happened to Raidou's face?
7. What do Shino's eyes look like?
8. Need more info on the other hidden villages (cloud, stone, etc.) That wasn't a question. Oh well.
9. Exactly how naughty are the Icha Icha stories?
10. What are they going to do in Konoha when they run out of room for Hokage faces on the mountain?


I tried to stay semi-serious... it didn't work. ._.

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

#5 OMG! YES! That whole bit during the Chuunin exam, I'm going, "shouldn't we be getting a better look at Shika's bod?"

Not that I wanted to. After all, I'm not a pervy old bat, of course I'm not. No sirree. Not a lecherous geriatric granny, not at all...

Dude, "geriatric granny" is redundant. I'm so dumb.

[sasugay.livejournal.com]

I bet he keeps like 500000 really pimped cars in those extra houses that he shows to chicks to get 'em in bed. Or guys, which ever works.

1)Why does Lee keep getting that stupid haircut?

2)Why are all chicks medi nins?

3)Why do the teams always have 2 boys and a girl?

4)How come Yondaime is the only one wearing pants and shoes?

5)Why doesn't Jiraiya look 50, and why does Tsunade have REALLY wrinkley hands when she does look 50?

6)Did jiraiya, in fact, introduce pot to the Konoha ninjas, and where do he, Iruka, Genma, Asuma, Kakashi, and Mizuki go to smoke it?

7)Why don't ninjas use guns, or drive cars?

8)How do all the Hyuuga and Uchiha manage to have black hair? Do they inter-marry?

9)Why does everyone from Mist look like freaks?

10)When the hell did the ninja war end? Right after kakashi gaiden? Coz that would suck

11)How the hell did Kyuubi get out?

12)Why does Orochimaru like young boys?

13)Why is Sasuke okay with number 12?

14)Why didn't Gaara just kill Kazekage if he kept trying to have him assassinated?

15)Why does Yashamaru look so much like a chick?

16)Why does everyone have the same start of their names as their dad? (Ex:Ino and Inoichi, Shino and Shibi)

17)Why does everyone have the same hair cut as their dad?

18)Why don't people run out of kunai?

19)Did the first member of Akatsuki call himself and Organization?

20)How did Dan get Tsunade, when he's obviously the biggest flamer on the face of the planet?

21)How many dreams will be crushed when naruto becomes Hokage?

22)Why did Sasori suddenly accumulate more fans, and why do people claim to have been his fan since the beginning? Seriously, it's okay. We all hated him as one. Just admit you like him because you think he's sexy.

23) Finally, why do the animators make Jiraiya's nose ring flesh-colored? o.O

[sarinthesky.livejournal.com]

18)Why don't people run out of kunai?

HammerKunaiSpace?

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

One more.

Did Yondaime have a "grab the bells" Oh, for chrissake that sounded dirty test for his kids? Who got tied to the post? This sounds even dirtier. Did Kakashi get both and have to share? Aaaaaahhhhhgggg!

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

Oh, and does Kakashi put the little outfits on his dogs himself? Did he make them?

*mental image of Kakashi knitting little doggie sweaters*

And what's with the pimp dog with the sunglasses?

[queendopple.livejournal.com]

pimp dog w/ sunglasses = shino.

check it, 8 nindogs, 8 genin boys, they're all represented except sasuke, who i just assume is Pakkun since he's Kakashi's lapdog.

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

And do Kakashi's dogs hang out with the Inuzukas?

Has domlandbubbles always wanted a pet dog but never been able to have one? Yes.

Does domlandbubbles need to go to sleep so she won't be totally moronic at work later today? Yes.

[queendopple.livejournal.com]

i have a theory that the inuzukas breed all the nin dogs, and somehow kakashi got the ins and totally got 8 of them. Probably cause his dad's nickname was the White Fang, and Kiba's name means fang... i don't know where i'm going with this anymore. But yes, Inuzukas and Kakashi's dogs totally chill together.

[ninja-demongirl.livejournal.com]

The special jutsu jiryaya tells naruto not to use, Could that be the jutsu or transformation to the kyubi like gaara can with the shukaku?

[sarinthesky.livejournal.com]

ooooh yes!

(And given that Jiraya tells Naruto not to use it, we can be sure it'll happen at some point...)

[turnip-girl.livejournal.com]

What I want to know: Just how long is Orochimaru's tongue?

[superheroine]

And how does he keep it all in his mouth without suffocating?

[andrew-jp.livejournal.com]

1. What are the forms and powers of the seven remaining tailed demons?

2. Who are the remaining unknown Akatsuki members?

3. How much stronger and cuter did Hinata become during the time jump?

[sasugay.livejournal.com]

Hinata became an Anbu, going around assassinating people and using poison. She stopped sucking, and actually decided that looking ugly was no longer an option. Then she gave up on naruto and went out with... um... Shino or something. Who the hell cares?

[sasugay.livejournal.com]

24)Exactly how far can neji see?

25)Is there a ninja outlet store? because everyone wears the same damn thing.

26)How did Mizuki pass the Chuunin exams?

27)Was Iruka lying when he said Naruto couldn't beat him up?

28)Why did Haku say he and Zabuza had the same eyes, when haku's are huge, and Zabuza's are small and evil?

29)why do all bad guys have either no eyebrows ro very tiny eyebrows?

30)Why does Itachi have bigger eyelashes than Tsunade and Temari combined?

31)Does Kankuro wake up every morning and put that makeup on, or does he just not shower for days on end?

32)Are those face things everyone has paint, tattoos, or were they born that way?

33)Why do all ninja chicks like spandex?

[yukinakid.livejournal.com]

Umm... I guess I'll think up a few XD

1. Why do ninjas always get hurt, but never get sick?

2. Does Kankuro wear that creepy make-up after the time jump?

3. Are there REALLY Sexy no jutsus for Kakashi and Sasuke? *found game screencaps I think*

4. What would Lee look like if he did Sexy no Jutsu *just to scare some people XD*

5. Where do people get the idea to pair Sakura and Gaara? *do they even MEET?*

6. How old was Obito when he died?

7. Was Orochimaru just born with blue-ish skin or was it like bleaching? *coughmichaeljacksoncough*

8. Is Rin, Kakashi's girl teamate, still alive? o.o

9. Does Gaara shave his eyebrows?

10. Why do ninjas wear these heavy winter coats when it seems like it's always summer in Konoha? (i.e. Kiba, Hinata)

11. They have a shrine for all the heros who died right? How do they fit them all in there?

12. Did Naruto just live alone when he was a baby? o.o

13. In the screencap here () Who is holding Naruto? Jiraiya? o.o;;

14. How old was the 4th Hokage when he died?

15. Was the 4th Hokage married? o.o *it'd be vital to know if he is Naruto's papa*

16. Does Hinata have a mom?

All I can think of for now XD;;

[richter03.livejournal.com]

4) Very, very scary. With big eyebrows and a bowlcut. And probably flat too.

5) Maybe he has albinoism >.>

9) Perhaps Temari goes in there while he's asleep and shaves 'em for 'im XD

10) Because it makes them hawt (pun intended)

11) Like, a trash compacter maybe o.o

13) Looks like The 3rd Hokage.

15) If not, then he's a very bad boy >.>

16) Yesh, they just never show her <.

[jeeto.livejournal.com]

Hmm, some things I've been wondering

1) Did anybody else think Neji was wearing a towel on his head when they first saw him before they realized he just had really nice hair?
2) Does Sasuke's mom have the sharingan too (this is probably known and I just missed it)?
3)How the heck does the ninja school system work?? Like, what age do they start at the academy, do they learn regular stuff there, and
4) If Naruto failed the final exam three times, how is he not older than everyone (so lame, cliché question)?
5) Is it just me or do the statues where Naruto and Sasuke have their fight look like Sasuke and Neji (or a distant Uchiha/Hyuuga)? It's probably just me...

[yukinakid.livejournal.com]

1) I thought that it was a towel XD
4) I think Iruka had something to do with it... >>; That's all I can think of.
5) XD; I always thought they looked like the 1st and 2nd Hokages... XD; Oh well.

[stormcoming.livejournal.com]

I figured I'd go ahead and post some questions of my own, I tried to do ones that hadn't already been brought up... lesse...

01) How could Kakashi finish Zabuza's Waterfall Jutsu if he can't actually see the future, and all he can do is mimic? Did he just have an educated guess?

02) Where is Neji's mom? You see her (or some lady) huddling over Neji's dad's dead body. Is she still alive? Or just not important at all?

03) For that matter, where is Hinata and Hanabi's mom? And Shino's mom? And Kiba's dad? You get it.

04) Are all the Aburame clan secretly formicophilacs?

05) How exactly did Kimimaro manage to get himself from sickly and strapped to a hospital cot to being in fighting condition? The mental will is only so strong, after all. Did Kabuto give him some drugged morphine or something?

06) Can the Byakugan look, not just at the chakra in people, but like, through there clothes? If so, Neji could be the ultimate pervert.

07) Is seeing a male medic nin a little uncommon, like male nurses? Not to offend any male nurses out there, I respect all nurses. They have needles.

08) Are the animal summon's actual animal determined by some kind of 'what kind of animal fits you best' thing, or just determind by what kind of scroll you have?

09) Why does Orochimaru need his blood and that tatoo on his arm to summon Manda, when the others only need their blood? Is Manda just extra special?

10) When will Ino and Sakura get over it! Come on, ladies, it's just an angsty pretty boy. Live and let live and forgive and all that, now.

[iponly.livejournal.com]

07) no, we saw male medics at the chunnin exam (such odd clothes) and there is also Kabuto.
09)Jiraya has a swirly tattoo on his hand I think. It's small though. Manda is extra special though. :p
10) When Kishimoto comes up with something new to define his female characters with. So.... possibly never.

[rasenth.livejournal.com]

Because probably all the other commenters posted every single other unanswered question possible... I'll only ask ONE question...

Why do NONE of the Naruto characters change their hair color as they age? O_O;

[turnip-girl.livejournal.com]

Sarutobi went grey, does that count? ^^

[lunarwhirl.livejournal.com]

1.) Yondaime and Naruto related?
2.) What the FUCK happened to Rin?
3.) While we're on the subject of Kakashi's past, where is his Mom?
4.) What is Sasuke doing?
5.) What the HELL are the Akatsuki thinking, trying to control a demon that powerful?!?!

[lunarwhirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, and...
What does Kakashi's face look like?

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

And how does Akamaru stay up in Kiba's jacket? Is there a little doggie pouch in there or something?

Doesn't that get really warm? I mean it's a parka to begin with and there's an extra little warm body in there. Ick.

[sasha-janre.livejournal.com]

He stays there with velcro. It's a magical invention, that. XD

[sasugay.livejournal.com]

1)Why does Kankuro have brown hair, when his mother had blonde and his father had red?

2)Why are the Inuzuka dogs so smart?

3)If Sakura's family can make such great ninja, why are they total losers?

4)Why have we seen everyone else's parents, but not Sakura's?

5)Isn't it fortunate that moegi and that other kid contrast Konohamaru enough to be on his team?

6)On that note: Ebisu is a jounin?

7)How come we never see Hidden Cloud?