Akatsuki memebers?

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

OK, so this is what I see...

1) Itachi
2) Kisame
3) Sir Leader XD;
4) Sasori
5) Zetsu? (considering you cant see his head, you know?)
6) No Clue
7) Deidara? (He'd do something weird like that, right?)
8) No Clue
9) No Clue

So, when do you think we're going to see everyone else? :D I want more Akatsuki crack OTP fandoms >O!!! names and ablities!!

And DUDE, number 9? Just his hight is like scaring the crap outta me o___o;

...I also shouldn't be allowed to eat udon at midnight along with a bottle of Dr Pepper... x___x;

Comments

[lokilo.livejournal.com]

wouldn't five be deidara, the round part looks like his hair? even though it looks like he has flipped on the other side usually. and seven be zetsu? cuz he's got those spiny venus fly trap thingys.
i don't know....

and nine does scare the heck outta me. he's like three times as tall as Itachi and Itachi is what five foot something so that guy is about 15 feet.... but i don't think those are the proper proportions... kisame is only supposed to be eight inches or so taller than Itachi and he looks double the height in the pic

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

For your thoughts on seven, Zetsu's trap closes inwards and do believe would fan out like that, unless hes 'blooming', LOLZ

There's the Zetsu Crack OTP for you - He's blooming and must be pollinated! ITACHIII!!

...I can't believe I just wrote that...

[lokilo.livejournal.com]

((He's blooming and must be pollinated! ITACHIII!!))



LOL, there's a fic waiting to be writen! they can help Sasuke bring back the clan! half black and white children with red eyes....

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

OMG, they would be so beautiful!! They would be so pretty in spring after a long winter! They'll bloom just like daddy! <33333

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

And imagine the angst it would cause Sasuke... XD XD XD

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

BLINDING, I TELL YOU!!

SOOOO blinding I think I might need to wear Itachi's glasses!!

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

SOOOO blinding I think I might need to wear Itachi's glasses!!

That might explain how he and Zetsu got together, as well..
"Kisame, you grew leaves?"

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

That would be the best one night stand, since Zetsu doesn't speak much and Itachi would be all like... "WTF?"

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

What, with Itachi blinded and thinking that Kisame's just been rolling around in kelp? XD

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

Most likely! Very plausable!

LOL, Kisame in kelp XD;;;;; That just made my night.

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

Theirloveissosalty!

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN! *Offers internet*

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

*licks it and sticks it to her monitor*

[lokilo.livejournal.com]

oh kisame in kelp could be logical too, with all that beauty schedule they must keep up... you notice there is never chipped nail polish! and Itachi's hair...

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I bet you anything under all that "Grr, we're Akatsuki, PH34R!!", they're really like these health nuts and hang out in GNC stores talking about what herbs to mix with their coffee or some shit XD; And Zetsu is SOO the manager!

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

Why, that's how Itachi and Kisame got together, after all. Itachi heard something about kelp being good for your hair, Kisame sleeps in it to try to make his skin look all bishounen-like... And then Kisame woke up one night to Itachi rubbing his scalp all over him, and next thing you know it's love!

oh jesus, it's contagious... Must write parody now!

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

It makes PERFECT sence now x___x Holy geez! At first I was like, "Why would a shark hang out with a weasel?"

YOU WIN, YET AGAIN >OOO!! *poutangsthate*

*Ish a sore loser*

~<3

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

*is a gloating and gleeful winner!* XD

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

That or he's hungry of weasels instead of people XD;

And don't worry! We type VERY odd things <333333

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

I might be afraid. :)

(I might be right there with you, too, but hey?)

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

What you should be afraid of is my crack!OTP

Now THAT would give the common Narutard nightmares <33

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

Heh, Kisame/Gai came up in our one crack challenge response @ SONPS...

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

@ SONPS

I have NO idea what that is sadly... Whats more sad is that I love that crack pairing so much that I made a community for it x_X;

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

sonps
linkity to the post I'm thinking of (http://www.livejournal.com/community/sonps/14751.html)

I made the community for my crack pairing, though it's not as cracked-out as yours? :)

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

Oh god, you're making me wanna post my OroxGai crack fic I wrote so you people can beta it x____x;;;;;

And if you couldn't tell, I love to whore Gai out... Ku, hes such a skank! Its too perfect. >3

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

naruto_betas is probably the place for a beta-reading. At sonps we tend to just run in about six different directions at once, snarking all the while.

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

Well it isn't serious anyway XD;; The whole point I waste my life typing that horrible thing up is to make people snark.

[randomsome1.livejournal.com]

Well, hell! By all means then, join the insanity!

Repost

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine said that seven is Deidara, he was pulling the pose there in anime and as for five, I don't know, Die's hair isn't THAT long, is it?

For your thoughts on seven, Zetsu's trap closes inwards and do believe wouldn't fan out like that, unless hes 'blooming', LOLZ

Nine = SPOOKY MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'LL SMASH YOU GOOD WITH A HAMMER!

And Kisame is only that much taller then Itachi? Dude, that isn't enough, Kisame towers over Itachi... but again again, eight inches is alot! Take my word for it...

Damn typos.

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[glitteringloke.livejournal.com]

7 IS deidara beause he speaks in the shadows at one point and uses teh "...un." at the end of his sentences which is his distinctive style

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[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

hehehehehhe "...un" XD;;;;;

It sucks I can't watch the episodes or other wise I wouldn't be posting this meaningless post XD;;;

[criticaldamage.livejournal.com]

I think the reason why the height thing is so weirddd is because they're standing at an angle. :S

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

True but still, even on a angle 9 looks like HUGE compaired to Kisame x__x;

[raineyz.livejournal.com]

I bet 8 is Iruka's evil long-lost twin and 9 is Ibiki's evil half-brother.

[athelice.livejournal.com]

You're so right! XD When it's finally revealed that it's them, I'll remember that I heard it here first!

[smokesinaki.livejournal.com]

AKATSUKI IS SO GAAAAAAAAAAANGSTERRRRRRRRRRRR!
Imagine them in real life, or like modern style, hm... I bet they'd wear black suits with the red thing on the back, cloth covers half their face, guns and weapons definitely under the suits, hm... may be sunglasses too. Haha.

I agree on you on #9, that's one fucking huge bastard, I hope he's not all monster looking though, 'cause that's so OBVIOUS! #7 definitely is weird looking, haha.
I'm only watching the anime, and I'm kinna disappointed that Itachi isn't the leader :/ He seems like that type to me.

[smokesinaki.livejournal.com]

I forgot about the head band, defintely that too!

[smokesinaki.livejournal.com]

and the awesome nails! hm... sandals too. HAhA, gangsters in suit with sandals and purple nails, haha... that's like DRAG gansters club or sumthing.

ok, ill shut up now :D

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

XD You're funny! <33333

[smokesinaki.livejournal.com]

yay, thanks! that icon is hilarious, dancing is love!

[criticaldamage.livejournal.com]

Oh my. Throw Shino into the gangster akatsuki as well then. XD <3

[smokesinaki.livejournal.com]

sure, he's mysterious! his glasses reminds me of jackie chan or some old chinese man XD