The greatest story ever.

[nekovixen.livejournal.com]

This is Gai







This is who I fed him too.





The End

Edit: First off, sorry it wasn't behind a cut. I did it on purpose to get people's attention. I know I'm evil. Second, this is a bad joke that some friends and I came up with particularly [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] and [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]. Basically, we needed a way to kill off Gai in a roleplay and I fed him to Manda.

Comments

[haganeno901.livejournal.com]

Heh. Short stories are always awesome.
Please, behind cut? I think my flist can't take it. Thanks. ^^;

[belmoon.livejournal.com]

Uh...? Why kill one of the coolest guys ever? +_+?

[deidarachan.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

[thomasvye.livejournal.com]

>:( Stop trying to give Manda tummy ache! >O Orochi will cry. LOL!!!!

Gai senseiiiiii! I am sorry!!!! XD

[billypilgrim.livejournal.com]

LJ-cut please? XD; it kills my layout.

[stormcoming.livejournal.com]

Wow. That was short and sweet. Can I steal the picture of Manda? ^^

[nekovixen.livejournal.com]

Yea, go ahead it's a random google picture I found.

[the-loud-monk.livejournal.com]

Hey don't diss the awesomeness that is Gai-sensei!!! ;D

[mibu-roshi.livejournal.com]

*screams in terror*


Why out of every character on Naruto would you feed him Gai??

Poop.....

You know there are a few Uchiha's floating around.... feed him them instead!

*snickers*

[lunaneko.livejournal.com]

Word

[kikoshou.livejournal.com]

Woe, my flist. Please lj-cut! D:

[hikari-cyhan.livejournal.com]

xD That was so great.

Please, though, Lj-cut it to free up our f-lists.

[superheroine]

.... I am dreadfully amused, despite the fact that I love Gai XP

[profsparky.livejournal.com]

By "Gai" you meant Sasuke, right? XD

[kasumi-no-baka.livejournal.com]

As amusing as it is, it would be appreciated if this was behind a cut. ^_^;; thanks.

[moebot.livejournal.com]

This is who I fed him to.
The flower or Manda? :O

[kubikiri-houcho.livejournal.com]

XD

[profsparky.livejournal.com]

Hee!


...The flower, I bet.

[alchemistique.livejournal.com]

For a second I was like WTFISTHAT. Then I realized it's Manda. At first I thought it was one of those snake-type tongues the graboids have on Tremors. I wasn't going to say anything about that since I doubt anyone knows what I'm talking about. XD

But either way, it's a well told story! LJ-cut it though, please? ^^;;

[bmg.livejournal.com]

Gai could beat up that snake :(

[ultimademon.livejournal.com]

*gasps at icon*

Now I've seen everything.

[bmg.livejournal.com]

I could probably whip up a couple more icons to destroy your innocence... but I'll keep it civil, lol =P

[genkigeeks.livejournal.com]

Alternate version!

[kasumi-no-baka.livejournal.com]

Your icon. No.freakin.way. =O

[bmg.livejournal.com]

:D

[redninjawinz.livejournal.com]

Not my Gai!!

[sweetestblood.livejournal.com]

AHMIGAWD!!
*sobs*

[http://users.livejournal.com/hakane_/]

Um...Is anyone in here besides me horribly confused? I mean, I LOVE Gai and all, don't get me wrong, but I somehow find the image of him getting eaten by a giant purple snake amusing...

[turnip-girl.livejournal.com]

I hate Gai but love Manda. This story is perfect. ^^