Happy Birthday INO!
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chuunin_archiveSo Shikamaru figured he should make Ino a birthday cake.
Normally lazy, untroubled and uncaring for such a trivial thing as birthdays, he recalled that Ino had given himquite the sexy lapdance a present for his birthday, and he ought to at least try to make an effort in return.
So he settled on a cake.
It would be perfect, he thought, with flowers on a white sheet of icing, with "For Ino" written in carefully crafted letters. It would sit on a glass platter, perfect, spectacular.
And thus his adventure began.
Lovely! He had made a LOVELY failure. Oh, Shikamaru realized. He was supposed to let the cake cool before it was iced! It COLLAPSED! It FELL! It FELL FROM GLORY INTO SQUASHY FAILURE!!
He realized, then, he needed to put in the letters. Already the cake was beyond pathetic, but if he was extra careful, perhaps he could fix it with his handwriting...
Unfortunately, he was out of purple icing. In fact, in the first place, the only icing he had was some leftover, cruddy green and blue and yellow goop, aged from months in the refridgerator, and half a bag of icing sugar. Milk turned it into a runny soup-like icing mix. It would suffice, he figured. Wrong.
The icing too cold to work in a decorating syringe, so he popped it in the microwave to warm it up. Thirty seconds wasn't much, he figured.
WRONG.
It turned into an acidic, toxic goop waste.
He dumped it in the sink, and ran it with cold water, and lo and behold, it hardened into a horrid, mangled Flubber thing.
THERE WAS ONLY ONE SOLUTION LEFT TO THIS HORRID PROBLEM.
........
and that was....
to beg for forgiveness.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY INO!!! from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
himitsu_x and gunneryunagirl!!!!
^___________________^
PS: Yes, everything here was intentional.
Normally lazy, untroubled and uncaring for such a trivial thing as birthdays, he recalled that Ino had given him
So he settled on a cake.
It would be perfect, he thought, with flowers on a white sheet of icing, with "For Ino" written in carefully crafted letters. It would sit on a glass platter, perfect, spectacular.
And thus his adventure began.
Lovely! He had made a LOVELY failure. Oh, Shikamaru realized. He was supposed to let the cake cool before it was iced! It COLLAPSED! It FELL! It FELL FROM GLORY INTO SQUASHY FAILURE!!
He realized, then, he needed to put in the letters. Already the cake was beyond pathetic, but if he was extra careful, perhaps he could fix it with his handwriting...
Unfortunately, he was out of purple icing. In fact, in the first place, the only icing he had was some leftover, cruddy green and blue and yellow goop, aged from months in the refridgerator, and half a bag of icing sugar. Milk turned it into a runny soup-like icing mix. It would suffice, he figured. Wrong.
The icing too cold to work in a decorating syringe, so he popped it in the microwave to warm it up. Thirty seconds wasn't much, he figured.
WRONG.
It turned into an acidic, toxic goop waste.
He dumped it in the sink, and ran it with cold water, and lo and behold, it hardened into a horrid, mangled Flubber thing.
THERE WAS ONLY ONE SOLUTION LEFT TO THIS HORRID PROBLEM.
........
and that was....
to beg for forgiveness.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY INO!!! from
himitsu_x and gunneryunagirl!!!!^___________________^
PS: Yes, everything here was intentional.
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Date: 2005-09-24 03:41 am (UTC)I love this. The goop. So very Shikamaru. XD
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Date: 2005-09-24 03:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-24 05:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-24 08:33 am (UTC)And of couse Ino will forgive him.
After some hot smex, that is =Dno subject
Date: 2005-09-24 05:49 pm (UTC)Of course Ino forgave him. She loved it. Then they had hot smex.