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chuunin_archivethis might be considered spoilers (though i doubt it) , or inappropriate, so im going to cut it just in case ^.^
does anyone else thing that in the dub, naruto and sasuke sound like they're having bondage sex? or do i just think to many weird thoughts? O.O
does anyone else thing that in the dub, naruto and sasuke sound like they're having bondage sex? or do i just think to many weird thoughts? O.O
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Date: 2005-11-13 03:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-13 03:01 am (UTC)I won't be able to watch the dub anymore without thinking that!
Even though I'll probably agree by next week....If they're having bondage sex, and Kiba is cosplaying Gohan, I wonder what Neji's going to sound like.
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Date: 2005-11-13 03:10 am (UTC)*tries to immagine neji* *brain explodes* ow... and what about lee too? hm... O.O
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Date: 2005-11-13 04:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-13 03:12 am (UTC)Think of your AUDIENCE, dub company! D:
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Date: 2005-11-13 03:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-13 05:30 am (UTC)(doesn't remember dub voices except Naruto's "BELIEVE IT!")
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Date: 2005-11-13 06:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-13 06:43 am (UTC)In fact, I just posted it today along with some others, feel free to use
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Date: 2005-11-13 06:33 am (UTC)And you know what? I just remembered how Gohan sounds. *d34d of laughter*
I bet Neji will have a British accent, like Ren from Shaman King. And I will laugh because I will think of Monty Python. XD;
And I will forever be reminded of the buccolic nonentites.no subject
Date: 2005-11-13 10:42 am (UTC)OK, so Naruto's going on and on about Sasuke being a witch, and demanding he be burnt at the stake. "HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!"
Tsunade says "A newt?"
Naruto's all "I got better?"
Kakashi makes a lewd comment about Sasuke being made of wood.
Neji says "Stop it. Now, stop being silly."
Then Lee pops in, and says in a French Accent. "You're mother smelled of elderberries, you filthly Japanese/English shiiiiin-obi!"
Neji asks "Are you suggesting British accents are migratory?"
Sakura walks in. Lee "blows kisses in her general direction"
She avoids the kisses walks over to Sasuke and demands that he spank her, she's been naughty after all. Ino, apparently, has been very naughty too, and also demands spankings. His harem joins in on the request.
Sasuke runs away.
Naruto chases after him singing a chorus of "When danger roared its ugly head, he bravely turned around and fled, sir SASUKEEEE! RAN AWAY!!!"
They both return not to long after, Sasuke with a sly grin on his face, and Naruto doing an 'ahem' silly walk.
Kisame randomly pops in with his freaky sword. "Can I have your liver?" He asks no one in particular.
They all give him a funny look
"And now for something completely different..."
...
Let's Not go to Konoha...it is a Silly Place
Date: 2005-11-13 01:18 pm (UTC)"Why do you think he's an Uchiha?"
"Because he looks like one!"
I think Python Naruto is all too true. ^^
Re: Let's Not go to Konoha...it is a Silly Place
Date: 2005-11-13 07:13 pm (UTC)Here's another:
Orochimaru: I am kage!
Random Sound villiager 1: Oh kage, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
Random villager 2: I didn't know we had a kage. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
1: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
2: Well, how did you become kage then?
Orochimaru: The Lady of the Snake... [angels sing] ...her tongue clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Kusanagi from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Orochimaru, was to carry Kusanagi. [singing stops] That is why I am your kage!
1: Listen, strange animals lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Orochimaru: Be quiet!
1: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Orochimaru: Shut up!
1: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was a kage just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Orochimaru: Shut up, will you. Shut up!
*attempts to use the Nara's shadow strangle jutsu*
1: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Orochimaru: Shut up!
1: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
Orochimaru: Bloody peasant!
1: Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
*Orochimaru beheads them both and stalks away angrily*
Re: Let's Not go to Konoha...it is a Silly Place
Date: 2005-11-13 08:06 pm (UTC)Re: Let's Not go to Konoha...it is a Silly Place
Date: 2005-11-14 12:29 am (UTC)From the inside of Orochimaru's stomach you hear "I'm not dead yet!"
"Well you shaln't have been mortally wounded in vain!!!"
"I think I'm getting better... I wonder what this is doing in here?"
*Orochimaru's stomach splits open and villager 1 is weilding Kusanagi*
They all look at Oro bewildered.
Orochimaru says "um... it's only a flesh wound?"
Re: Let's Not go to Konoha...it is a Silly Place
Date: 2005-11-14 12:58 am (UTC)villagers: flesh wound!? I'LL GIVE YOU A FLESH WOUND! *they attack him with hatchets*
O.O
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Date: 2005-11-13 05:06 pm (UTC)i can't miss out on sasuke in his bondage voice XD
and and neji, or itachi
ooh naruto dub is gettign better XD
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