Blame the obscene number of characters

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

Hmm, not sure whether this has been posted before...

But as you all know, the Naruto fandom is a GOLDMINE of crack pairings, what with the 1463+ combinations you can get from pairing any and every character. You'd think there wasn't a pairing under the sun that hasn't been written about, but surprise surprise, I stumbled upon a Haku/Kiba fic on ff.net. O_o

...that...never really occured to me...Haku/Kiba...but they both like animals!...so it could work? Maybe? @_O

But anyway!

The question:

What pairing would you like to see that hasn't been written yet? Who knows, maybe I or someone else will try to write a drabble/oneshot for it. (I need to rev the writing mojo anyway. ^_~)

But yeah, share a crack pairing you're interested in seeing, and give a little insight on why/how it might work!

Ex. *thinks* Er...Sasuke/Tsunade? O_o Um, because...*draws ------------*

Share your thoughts!

Comments

[argh4itchytasty.livejournal.com]

It would be funny if it were Itachi and Orohimaru ... and a relationship gone bad in Akatsuki.

I have a lousy sense of humour.... =P

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

My number one crack pairing is Gaara/TenTen. I've only seen ONE fic with it, and that was because I badgered my friend into writing it.

[fleetingly.livejournal.com]

[reassuringsmile.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see Inari & Konohamaru. Mmm... Kiddie secks.

[linkandluigi.livejournal.com]

I am TOTALLY an Aoba/Shizune fan.

[shuqra.livejournal.com]

I love crack pairings in all forms- I'll totally write a one-shot if someone has requests!

[belmoon.livejournal.com]

Haha, to be honest, I'm a fan of TemarixLee, KurenaixKiba, and ShikamaruxTayuya, and do you know how impossible it is to find anything on those couplings? IMPOSSIBLE ALMOST. )':

[reassuringsmile.livejournal.com]

Wait... They're all kids. Wtf. xD

[nasouiishimata.livejournal.com]

I have always been a ChiyoxThe Third shipper. They are the second OTP! As well as InarixSasame!

[shuqra.livejournal.com]

Shika/Tayuya is love ♥

[rokoroshon.livejournal.com]

There needs to be more ShikaNeji in this world. Two geniuses, they'd totally play the Jumbles every Sunday morning.

And Raido/Everybody. Yeeaahhhhh.

[belmoon.livejournal.com]

ShikaxTayu IS love. Grumpy love, but love nonetheless.

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

The old guy taking the chuunin exam/random naked guy.

[aldriena.livejournal.com]

There really needs to be more Shikamaru/Sakura fics. Come on, it could SO work. :P

Hmm. If filler characters count, Sandaime/"Curry of Life" lady. Kind of too icky to think about, though. XD

[athelice.livejournal.com]

Yea, Tsunade/Sasuke's been done O_o;;
(There was spanking involved...) And it was really well done.

I only read crack pairing for the humor value. Once it starts to take itself too seriously, it just becomes weird.
I've never seen a Konohamaru corp. X villian character (Kisame D:) before, so that'd be an eye opener.

[icefalcon.livejournal.com]

The world needs more Jiraiya/Iruka. Or maybe Yondaime/Iruka.

[ed77warr.livejournal.com]

Crack is fun! :D

I like...>>

Kisame/Zabuza, Kisame/Sir Leader, Kisame/Sasori, Kisame/Gai, (I'm on a Kisame kick right now...o.o;) Ukon/ Sasuke (Dude...I would like...Pay to see some Ukon/Sasuke out there. *_*) , Zabuza/Genyuumaru, Kakashi/Shikamaru...Umm...

I think...Um...That's all I can think of right now...o.o;;

[antieden.livejournal.com]

..Kankurou/Itachi is my OTP XDDDD

[shuqra.livejournal.com]

kudos to the icon XD

[icefalcon.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I was going to make a set... because really, all the Hokages are pretty damn hot when they were young.

Not as hot as Yondaime though.

[dbnext.livejournal.com]

Chouji/Temari is my crack of choice. Just because the premise of bitchygirl/niceguy intruiges me >>;

[akageshan.livejournal.com]

I, for some reason, like ShikaxTsunade... I've seen it once before, but there weren't any explicit lemons. Actually, ShikamaruxAnyone would be hot, though I haven't really read much of them... I can think of tons of naughty things he could do with his shadow-binding jutsu... =)

from the shika/temari otp <3'r

[lostuponme.livejournal.com]

Gaara/Shikamaru. I don't... know. And the idea of Kankuro/Shino/Kiba facinates me, as well as Hana/Temari. This admittance even scares me.

[dv8nation.livejournal.com]

Ino/Naruto for me. Though Shikamaru/Sakura is also interesting.

I don't know if it's all that cracked, but Iruka/Shizune is one I like as well.

[dv8nation.livejournal.com]

Ah, so *that's* what you finished.