Blame the obscene number of characters

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

Hmm, not sure whether this has been posted before...

But as you all know, the Naruto fandom is a GOLDMINE of crack pairings, what with the 1463+ combinations you can get from pairing any and every character. You'd think there wasn't a pairing under the sun that hasn't been written about, but surprise surprise, I stumbled upon a Haku/Kiba fic on ff.net. O_o

...that...never really occured to me...Haku/Kiba...but they both like animals!...so it could work? Maybe? @_O

But anyway!

The question:

What pairing would you like to see that hasn't been written yet? Who knows, maybe I or someone else will try to write a drabble/oneshot for it. (I need to rev the writing mojo anyway. ^_~)

But yeah, share a crack pairing you're interested in seeing, and give a little insight on why/how it might work!

Ex. *thinks* Er...Sasuke/Tsunade? O_o Um, because...*draws ------------*

Share your thoughts!

Comments

[argh4itchytasty.livejournal.com]

It would be funny if it were Itachi and Orohimaru ... and a relationship gone bad in Akatsuki.

I have a lousy sense of humour.... =P

[quesolover.livejournal.com]

There have been many OroIta fics. ^^

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

My number one crack pairing is Gaara/TenTen. I've only seen ONE fic with it, and that was because I badgered my friend into writing it.

[dv8nation.livejournal.com]

Ah, so *that's* what you finished.

[fleetingly.livejournal.com]

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

OMG really?? O_o Is it posted on ff.net?

[reassuringsmile.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see Inari & Konohamaru. Mmm... Kiddie secks.

[reassuringsmile.livejournal.com]

Wait... They're all kids. Wtf. xD

[linkandluigi.livejournal.com]

I am TOTALLY an Aoba/Shizune fan.

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

*gasp*

Has an Aoba/Shizune fic been written?? If not, you better write it!

[shuqra.livejournal.com]

I love crack pairings in all forms- I'll totally write a one-shot if someone has requests!

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

*jumps on this chance shamelessly*

If you don't mind sandcest...GAATEMA! ^o^ I'm crazy and weird, yes.

[belmoon.livejournal.com]

Haha, to be honest, I'm a fan of TemarixLee, KurenaixKiba, and ShikamaruxTayuya, and do you know how impossible it is to find anything on those couplings? IMPOSSIBLE ALMOST. )':

[shuqra.livejournal.com]

Shika/Tayuya is love ♥

[nasouiishimata.livejournal.com]

I have always been a ChiyoxThe Third shipper. They are the second OTP! As well as InarixSasame!

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

AWWW! WHY do I find Chiyo/Sandaime so CUTE?! (espcially when people would find it gross since they're so old)

InarixSasame has to be the most random thing I've ever heard of. XD

[rokoroshon.livejournal.com]

There needs to be more ShikaNeji in this world. Two geniuses, they'd totally play the Jumbles every Sunday morning.

And Raido/Everybody. Yeeaahhhhh.

[yueni]

How much do I second this pairing? Smarts are hot!

[domlandbubbles.livejournal.com]

The old guy taking the chuunin exam/random naked guy.

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

XD

[aldriena.livejournal.com]

There really needs to be more Shikamaru/Sakura fics. Come on, it could SO work. :P

Hmm. If filler characters count, Sandaime/"Curry of Life" lady. Kind of too icky to think about, though. XD

[morbidmego.livejournal.com]

Hahaha oh my god, I completely agree with the Sandaime/"Curry of Life" lady pairing.

[athelice.livejournal.com]

Yea, Tsunade/Sasuke's been done O_o;;
(There was spanking involved...) And it was really well done.

I only read crack pairing for the humor value. Once it starts to take itself too seriously, it just becomes weird.
I've never seen a Konohamaru corp. X villian character (Kisame D:) before, so that'd be an eye opener.

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

OMG has it really?? O_o WHERE?

Aww, come on, crack can work out seriously sometimes! XD

PFFT. *imagines Konohamaru frolicking through a field of crimson clover with Kisame*

...*shivers*

[yueni]

I read this really awesome Sasuke/Hinata fic once: http://www.livejournal.com/community/hyugacest/12607.html

*shooes you off to read* I'm not a huge Sasuke fan, but really? This made that pairing for me.

[icefalcon.livejournal.com]

The world needs more Jiraiya/Iruka. Or maybe Yondaime/Iruka.

[shuqra.livejournal.com]

kudos to the icon XD

[ed77warr.livejournal.com]

Crack is fun! :D

I like...>>

Kisame/Zabuza, Kisame/Sir Leader, Kisame/Sasori, Kisame/Gai, (I'm on a Kisame kick right now...o.o;) Ukon/ Sasuke (Dude...I would like...Pay to see some Ukon/Sasuke out there. *_*) , Zabuza/Genyuumaru, Kakashi/Shikamaru...Umm...

I think...Um...That's all I can think of right now...o.o;;

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

WHOA. Kakashi/Shikamaru would be INTERESTING. Hmm, opportunity arises when they're assigned to collaborate on some random mission...and then...SHIT HAPPENS! O_o

Definitely try it out if you can. ^_~

[antieden.livejournal.com]

..Kankurou/Itachi is my OTP XDDDD

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

HOLY CRAP.

That's...random...and I LOVE the idea. XD I'm not really into yaoi, but I'd read that just to see how the author would manage it!

[dbnext.livejournal.com]

Chouji/Temari is my crack of choice. Just because the premise of bitchygirl/niceguy intruiges me >>;

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

Eeeee! I would love to see and attempt at Chouji/Temari! ^o^ It's definitely possible, seeing as how she could meet him through Shika. ^__^

[akageshan.livejournal.com]

I, for some reason, like ShikaxTsunade... I've seen it once before, but there weren't any explicit lemons. Actually, ShikamaruxAnyone would be hot, though I haven't really read much of them... I can think of tons of naughty things he could do with his shadow-binding jutsu... =)

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

LMFAO. If it's dirty kagemane usage you're looking for, there's a very nice hentai Shika/Tauyua/Temari doujinshi here. (http://www.livejournal.com/community/ichaicha_naruto/12394.html#cutid1)

from the shika/temari otp <3'r

[lostuponme.livejournal.com]

Gaara/Shikamaru. I don't... know. And the idea of Kankuro/Shino/Kiba facinates me, as well as Hana/Temari. This admittance even scares me.

Re: from the shika/temari otp <3'r

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

Heehee, no need to be scared! ^o^ Let it all out! Trust me, I felt loads better after admitting I have a frightening obsession with sandcest. ^__^b

[dv8nation.livejournal.com]

Ino/Naruto for me. Though Shikamaru/Sakura is also interesting.

I don't know if it's all that cracked, but Iruka/Shizune is one I like as well.

[reservoir.livejournal.com]

...your icon is possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[reservoir.livejournal.com]

I'm weird and luuuurve Kakashi/Shikamaru, but that's mostly because I want to do them both myself. So uh, yeah, if I can't do them, they can do each other.


The rest of my likes are pretty traditional (Kurenai/Asuma, Shikamaru/Temari, etc), but I'll read anything if it has one of my favorite characters in it (unless I absolutely DESPISE the pairing).

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

I'm weird and luuuurve Kakashi/Shikamaru, but that's mostly because I want to do them both myself.

LMFAO!

That's the most plausible reason for that pairing EVER. ^o^ But seriously, someone else mentioned that too and I think it would make a possible one-time fling. ^_~

[apple-addiction.livejournal.com]

Hey, I think that's really feasible! I would love to see some Lee/Hinata as well ^^ So cute!

[mipi.livejournal.com]

Kakashi x Hinata?

[yueni]

omfg. that is my top most crack pairing ever. it just seems so fitting. i've never found a well-written kakashi/hinata fic ever.

[nayamashiimigot.livejournal.com]

Temari/Tayuya, Gaara/Kimimaro, Kankurou/SakonUkon, Kabuto/Baki (If any of these have been done, I haven't seen them..though I've seen Temari/Sakon..) XD Gotta Love Sand and Sound.

[gigabomb.livejournal.com]

Ditto on all of these. I've seen a Gaara/Kimimaro... somewhere, but not the others.

Hell, maybe I should write one.

[ex-duelist.livejournal.com]

NejixKankurou is my very favorite crack. XD

[nayamashiimigot.livejournal.com]

Ooh...I love that one, too! Especially your fic, "Of the Most Beautiful Disorder". Wonderfully written. ^_~