Song Parody Crack.

[ex-akai-sen.livejournal.com]

When you watch too much Monty Python, combined with thinking too much about Naruto, you get...

THE NINJA SONG! (to the tune of "The Lumberjack Song", natch)

EDIT: The original Lumberjack Sketch/Song is here for those of you who don't know it.



I never wanted to be a porn star!
I've always wanted to be...a NINJA!
Leaping from tree to tree in the mighty Japanese forests!
The jutsu! The shuriken! The great store of hidden ninja knowledge!
And...with my best kunoichi by my side, we'd sing, sing, sing...

I'm a ninja, man, and I'm okay
I work at night and sleep all day

Jônin Chorus: He's a ninja, man, and he's okay
He works at night and he sleeps all day

I wear disguises, I kick some ass
I meddle with your brain
I point my fingers up your bum
for a Thousand Years of Pain

JC: He wears disguises, he kicks some ass
He meddles with your brain
He points his fingers...up...your bum?
For...a Thousand Years of Pain?!?

He's a ninja, man, and he's okay
He works at night and he sleeps all day

I have shuriken and ninja hounds
and all those funky toys
I masturbate to porno
With pics of little boys

JC: He has shuriken and ninja hounds
and all those funky toys
He masturbates to porno
with pics of little boys-

(Jônin Chorus: Oh, that's disgusting! Vile!)

(Kunoichi: And I thought you were so butch, like a PIRATE!)



Yeah, this is my parody. If you want to put it up on your websites, credit SPS with the authoring of this parody.

-Armand

Comments

[snapple.livejournal.com]

That really made me giggle. I love the thousand years of pain reference. Awesome job. XD

[ultrasushi.livejournal.com]

Lol. I don't know the original song, but this is pretty damn funny!

[myuki-chan.livejournal.com]

Any chance of getting the original song? XD

[touched-venus.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, hilarious. I don't know that Lumberjack song but it still cracked me up.

[hineko-eloriel.livejournal.com]

You don't know that Monty Python song? Shame on you. XP

[touched-venus.livejournal.com]

I don't watch Monty Python. I started watching Holy Grail once but I didn't finish it.

[hineko-eloriel.livejournal.com]

*gasps* Heretic!! *runs away from you*

On-topic - I thought this song was hilarious. ^^

[kasaii.livejournal.com]

HAHAAA I love it. XD You just can't get the full appreciation of how amazing this is unless you're familiar with the Lumberjack song and the whole Lumberjack sketch.. amazing. X3 ♥

[rain-of-mind.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[rain-of-mind.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ZK7CpB_Gc&search=lumberjack%20song

Lumberjack sketch in all its glory.

[ex-akai-sen.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

I edited the post so that is in it, for people who aren't Python-a-holics. :D

[palpable.livejournal.com]

Your rhyming skills make me burn with jealousy.

♥ MONTY PYTHON <3

[dusk.livejournal.com]

*DED* Oh man.... I love you. :DDDDD

[dried-frog-pill.livejournal.com]

Oh Monty Python is love regardless, and adding Kakashi to the mix just makes it all that much better <333

[fatesong.livejournal.com]

XD