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[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

Fugaku wears a SKIRT!?!?

No wonder Itachi killed 'em all.

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[sevetenks.livejournal.com]

XD It all makes sense!

When Itachi walked in on his parents one night and discovered his mother was a Gary Stu from an AU where M-PREG existed, he knew the madness that was the Uchiha clan had to end.

Plus, he was the only guy who DIDN'T like guys. And being eyed all the time by your RELATIVES was creepy.

>.>

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

Of course, after Itachi killed his clan, he began to go through certain changes. He was still young, much younger than he looked, and his opinions of sexual activity began to change.

The other Akatsuki members, unfortunately, were unable to take advantage of this. Every attempt they made caused Itachi to have a vision of his skirt-clad father hitting on him, sending him into fits of seizures. The spasming made it impossible to do anything with Itachi.

[sevetenks.livejournal.com]

Until one day, when Itachi met a frog. This frog kicked him and told him it was a toad, and led him to a mystical place, where he came across something rather peculiar - the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki parading around as a naked woman in hopes of getting traied. Instead, he/she got "trained," right there in front of... Well, Itachi and the toad were the only ones watching.

No one knew what made Itachi get on the road to recovery after the insanity of the skirt wearing man of his past, but all were thankful, espescially when Itachi started buying porn for them all to watch (the rest of the Akatsuki had all been banned from adult video stores due to previous crimes).

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

And they all lived happily ever after, except for the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki who died three days later.

The End. ♥

[princess-emmi.livejournal.com]

You guys win the entire universe. You really do~

~Lyn

[princess-emmi.livejournal.com]

And it all finally makes sense~ Poor Itachi... so much crack going on around him, jow could we expect anything else to come from him but mass homocide?

Secretly cheers for the Uchihacest~ <3

Silly Uchiha's.

~Lyn

[ladymetaka.livejournal.com]

I don't know where that's from, but it just made me die of giggles.

[confusedkain.livejournal.com]

I agree D: Hes such an ugly asshat that he needed a sexy man-skirt kilt to try and give him a sexier image.

[rinnychan.livejournal.com]

"It seems that making yourself seem homosexual these days is 'hip'...maybe Itachi will warm up to me if I act 'cool.'"

[ed77warr.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT! I KNEW MIKOTO WORE THE PANTS IN THAT FAMILY!

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rofl! haha, that's funny ^^

[panksters.livejournal.com]

No no no. Itachi killed his family because they all liked Bukkake.

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

Itachi: How many times must I tell you, father. NOT IN THE SAFE. D:

And Sasuke was all like: Lol icecream 8D

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

... Face, not safe. I CAN SPELL RLY.

[panksters.livejournal.com]

O RLY?

Sasuke became Sick Sick Sasuke after word of the Uchiha's Bukkake obsession got out. He has a fetish for everything. Even walking. And breathing.

[panksters.livejournal.com]

O RLY?

Sasuke became Sick Sick Sasuke after word of the Uchiha's Bukkake obsession got out. He has a fetish for everything. Even walking. And breathing.

[lvkyo.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, Sasuke decided one night to get all of the rookie nine together at a drunken slumber party to reinvent the Uchiha bukkake tradition. The Team Gai and Gaara's team crashed the party and went home with a new addiction.

also meanwhile my saxophone section talks about bukkake all the time o_O;;;

[panksters.livejournal.com]

Naruto works at a daycare and has to keep Sasuke outside. If he doesn't, he'll hump more than the trees.

Who doesn't?