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chuunin_archiveHEY HEY GUYS! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE STALKERS, FRIENDS, HATE MY GUTS, OR DON'T EVEN KNOW ME... YOU GUYS NEED TO COME SEE MY BEAUTIFUL STORY! XD;;
I have called it "The adventures of Tomatoey-eyed May and Sasuke."
XD These were all drawn on an MSN conversation when I told her I was gunna shove tomatoes into her eyeballs. TOTAL CRACK D8
The Adventures of Tomatoey-Eyed May and Sasuke
By Ilan
+Starring: Miss May of Tomato and Uchiha Sasuke
+Side Characters: Random Tomatoes Numbers 1-30 yes I counted, May's Mother and Ilan
+Disclaimer: Anything of or relating to Uchiha Sasuke belong to Kishimoto. Tomatoes, May, Ilan, and May's mother, however, are all copyright of Elyse Desrochers aka. Ilandere123. No actual consent was taken with the claiming of May and her mother, but I'd prefere if we never spoke of this matter ever again.
+Note: No actual tomatoes were harmed in the making of this project. Sir Sasuke of the Uchiha's has informed us that they are all in 'good hands'
Once upon a time there was a cute young girl named May. Ever since she was a little girl she had had tomatoes for eyes. She loved them very much.
On the other side of 'once upon a time', however, there was an angsty little emo boy named Uchiha Sasuke. For some odd reason, his favorite food was tomatoes. They were the only thing in the entire world that he loved, and thus formed a great obsession over them ♥
One day, May decided she would go for a walk! In her happily dazed state, she didn't realize she had crossed the border lines of "Once upon a time"!! But Uchiha Sasuke did...
AND HE POUNCED!poor may!
AND THEN HE ATE HEREYEBALLS TOMATOES. Sasuke was very proud of himself. May was very upset D:
So Now-None-Tomatoey-eyed May went home to her mother to get new eyeballs.
Sasuke followed...
But then one day... Now-None-Tomatoey-Eyed-May's coolest and most awesomely wicked friend Ilan came and saved the day!
May regained her eyeballs and all went back to normal. Although she disliked putting them in because the tomatoes reminded her somewhat of a brooding Sasuke...
Sasuke also went home later that night and stuffed himself full with tomatoes. I hope he gets fat.my arm hurts, bitch
ZE END!!
That last picture was added for no reason other than my own amusement...
JDHAFUICHEFNSIUE DX
APPRECIATE THE WORK THAT WENT INTO THIS PIECE. I spent countless minutes on it!
DX
x-posted everywhere
-ilan♥
PS- If you feel the need to shoot someone after the reading of this story, shoot ilan. Don't feel bad. She gets that a lot.
I have called it "The adventures of Tomatoey-eyed May and Sasuke."
XD These were all drawn on an MSN conversation when I told her I was gunna shove tomatoes into her eyeballs. TOTAL CRACK D8
By Ilan
+Starring: Miss May of Tomato and Uchiha Sasuke
+Side Characters: Random Tomatoes Numbers 1-30 yes I counted, May's Mother and Ilan
+Disclaimer: Anything of or relating to Uchiha Sasuke belong to Kishimoto. Tomatoes, May, Ilan, and May's mother, however, are all copyright of Elyse Desrochers aka. Ilandere123. No actual consent was taken with the claiming of May and her mother, but I'd prefere if we never spoke of this matter ever again.
+Note: No actual tomatoes were harmed in the making of this project. Sir Sasuke of the Uchiha's has informed us that they are all in 'good hands'
Once upon a time there was a cute young girl named May. Ever since she was a little girl she had had tomatoes for eyes. She loved them very much.
On the other side of 'once upon a time', however, there was an angsty little emo boy named Uchiha Sasuke. For some odd reason, his favorite food was tomatoes. They were the only thing in the entire world that he loved, and thus formed a great obsession over them ♥
One day, May decided she would go for a walk! In her happily dazed state, she didn't realize she had crossed the border lines of "Once upon a time"!! But Uchiha Sasuke did...
AND HE POUNCED!
AND THEN HE ATE HER
So Now-None-Tomatoey-eyed May went home to her mother to get new eyeballs.
Sasuke followed...
But then one day... Now-None-Tomatoey-Eyed-May's coolest and most awesomely wicked friend Ilan came and saved the day!
May regained her eyeballs and all went back to normal. Although she disliked putting them in because the tomatoes reminded her somewhat of a brooding Sasuke...
Sasuke also went home later that night and stuffed himself full with tomatoes. I hope he gets fat.
ZE END!!
That last picture was added for no reason other than my own amusement...
JDHAFUICHEFNSIUE DX
APPRECIATE THE WORK THAT WENT INTO THIS PIECE. I spent countless minutes on it!
DX
x-posted everywhere
-ilan♥
PS- If you feel the need to shoot someone after the reading of this story, shoot ilan. Don't feel bad. She gets that a lot.
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Date: 2006-04-10 01:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 01:39 am (UTC)Sasuke is a bully.
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Date: 2006-04-10 01:40 am (UTC)I'm not allowed to have free time anymore D:
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Date: 2006-04-10 01:46 am (UTC)I anxiously wait for the day somebody finally decides to put me out of their misery >__>;;
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Date: 2006-04-10 01:45 am (UTC)annoyingcute! ♥ XDno subject
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Date: 2006-04-10 02:10 am (UTC)XD ♥ ♥ ♥
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Date: 2006-04-10 02:12 am (UTC)I feel the sudden urge to draw a big, fat, rolly-polly tubby-kins Sasuke o__o
I'm so mean to sasuke XD;;no subject
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Date: 2006-04-10 03:50 am (UTC)DUCKBUTT!
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Date: 2006-04-10 06:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 03:52 am (UTC)*bows*
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Date: 2006-04-10 03:49 am (UTC)XD
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Date: 2006-04-10 04:13 am (UTC)very cute though... including when sasuke's eating the girls face.
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Date: 2006-04-10 04:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 04:35 am (UTC)awww, sasu-chan's such a meanie! he couldn't even leave may with one eye? D=
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Date: 2006-04-10 04:38 am (UTC)Sasu-chan didn't leave May even one eye because he is a big, fat, tomato-eating bully >/
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Date: 2006-04-10 06:08 am (UTC)This Ilan person looks like Sasori.Thank you for sharing the most wonderful story. It kept me on the edge of my seat, and was so beautiful I, a man, admit it. I cried.
Cept not really. ^_^and I hope there will someday be a sequel featuring fatass Sasuke being poked by Tomato-Eyed May and Sasuke not being able to do anything because he's so fat 8D^_^
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Date: 2006-04-10 11:18 pm (UTC)I... look like Sasori? :D I'm flattered :DHmm yes! It seems to be a book made for the movies! So powerful and intense and heart breaking. I think it has the potential to become a real block-buster!
Sequel... please don't tempt me XD I'm enough of a loser as it is. ♥
... *starts plotting it out*KEKEKE
Date: 2006-04-10 07:04 pm (UTC)I exploded.
HAHAHAHAHA. Fabulous.
KUKUKU
Date: 2006-04-10 11:15 pm (UTC)Don't explode!
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Date: 2006-04-10 09:09 pm (UTC)Does anyone know the origin of the whole Sasuke loves tomatoes joke? I've been trying to get to the bottom of it for quite a while now, and I can't seem to find where it came from...
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Date: 2006-04-10 11:14 pm (UTC)Ummmm... Here! Wikipedia saves the day! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uchiha_Sasuke) Be enlightened :D
Wiki says: According to the official handbook, Sasuke's favorite food is Tomatoes and rice balls (bonito flake filling). His least favorite is Natto (fermented soy beans). His favorite phrase is "chikara" (strength). His hobbies are training and taking walks.
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Date: 2006-04-11 12:25 am (UTC)Ohhh--so that's the origin! My friends and I always theorized it was something fan-created that somehow circulated to all corners of the globe. Thanks for the enlightenment!
...I have that official handbook, too. >.> Too bad I can only read a little over half of the Japanese in it... ._.;
Haha, that excerpt sounds suspiciously like something that would be on some stupid dating website or something. "He likes training and taking long walks on the beach." XD;;
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