Showers are no place for thinking...

[animechic1.livejournal.com]

For some reason I feel compelled to share this with people. You will all most likely think that I'm insane, but because I actually am insane, it's okay. This is a random song I thought of while in the shower today. It is to the tume of the If I Had A Million Dollars by the Barnaked Ladies 

If I had a million ninja (If I had a million ninja) 
I would buy them a mission room (I would buy them a mission room) 
If I had a million ninja (If I had a million ninja)
I'd buy furniture for the mission room (Maybe a desk and a couch or something) 
If I had a million ninja (If I had a million ninja) 
I'd buy them a Hokage tower (A big ol' impressive building) 
If I had a million ninja I'd rule the freakin' world 

If I had a million ninja 
I'd never have any enemies 
If I had a million ninja 
People would cower at my feet 
If I had a million ninja 
Everyone would fear my power 
Yeah, and then...wait a minute! That's kinda scary. 
No it's not. Shut up! 

If I had a million ninja (If I had a million ninja) 
I'd buy them a giant snake (But not a real giant snake 'cause it'd eat 'em) 
If I had a million ninja (If I had a million ninja) 
I'd buy them an exotic pet (Like a talking dog or a giant snake...wait...) 
If I had a million ninja (If I had a million ninja) 
I'd buy the First Hokage's remains (That's kinda sick) 
If I had a million ninja I'd rule the freakin' universe (Oh, so now it's the universe)

If I had a million ninja 
I wouldn't have to walk anywhere 
If I had a million ninja 
They could carry me over the rooftops 
If I had a million ninja 
It would just be really bitchin' 
I don't think I want you to have one million high level assassins awaiting you command 
You're just jealous 
And scared for my life 
Good 

If I had a million ninja (If I had a million ninja) 
I'd buy them a gia...(No giant snakes!) 
If I had a million ninja (If I had a million ninja) 
I'd buy them some kunai (Oh crap...pointy objects for the ninja. Just great.) 
If I had a million ninja (If I had a million ninja) 
I'd totally own the world (What about the universe?) 
If I had a million ninja I'd have you killed (What?) 

If I had a million ninja
Thank God you don't
If I had a million ninja
You don't...do you?
 If I had a million niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinja...By the way, look behind you 
Oh f***...

Comments

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Baths/showers ARE NOT good places for thinking. I get wuch strange fanfic ideas in the bath... At least I'm not alone. ^-^;;

[fujiappletan.livejournal.com]

*dittos like hell*

[sarinthesky.livejournal.com]

Hehhee. I want a squad of ninjas.
And minions.

[animechic1.livejournal.com]

Minions rule. If I actually had minions, I would rule everything. Or at least part Australia. I'll probably conjure up some crazy plan tomorrow in my shower about how to recruit minions. Maybe a bake sale...

[kitsukikun.livejournal.com]

dood, I do all my thinking in the shower. =)

[chibi-lothlen.livejournal.com]

I enjoyed that. XD Thanks for sharing!

[animechic1.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it. I was a bit nervous about sharing something so completely stupid, but I thought someone would get a kick out of that.