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May. 14th, 2006 12:25 pm'cause I'm a whore like that. All serious!crack, or crack with meaning, whatever you call this:
Title: Standing in the Rain
Author:
kissing_off
Fandom: Naruto (Shikamaru/Sasuke)
Rating: M (NC-17, in the future)
Word Count: 1266
Summary: Uchiha Sasuke. Nara Shikamaru. After high school the world falls apart and comes together and one rainy night Shikamaru drove into the red lights. [AU, sex, prostitution, and violence]
Part I: The City
The city lights are bright and they sing along with the engine. The seat beside me is cold and empty and the bottle is full. I could rock myself to sleep to the sound of that engine… if I were one to cry. I could drown myself in the arms of a bitter substance, if I were one to care.
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Title: Cat and Mouse (Fox and Weasel)
Fandom: Naruto (Naruto/Itachi)
Word count: 606
Rating: T (for violence and, le gasp, men kissing!)
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto. After this… I never will.
Notes: AU. Sasuke and Sakura are dead -- killed in some alternative sequence by Itachi. Only Naruto is left and he has a plan (sort of) and Itachi thinks he Knows (but he doesn’t).
He watched apathetically as the claws detached the ring from his comrade’s limp fingers. The victor took it, examined it, turned it over and over, and then put it on, kicking the shark’s corpse into a crater. He watched the blue disappear. It was a shame.
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Title: Makeup The Breakdown
Fandom: Naruto (Sai/Sasuke)
Word count: 1894
Rating: T
Notes: A first person experiment with Sai (and Sasuke). Kind of an odd, impromptustyle; I’m not sure if I like it yet. (AU, due to chapters 302 and above.)
The world was spinning. I had made sure the room was secure before I pressed my cheek against the cold, steal desk they had provided with the room and bed. The world was spinning; the kind of feeling (not emotion) one falls into after too many turns. My head presses into the desk harder and fingers find the cold edges. I close my eyes.
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Title: Deliberate
Fandom: Naruto (OT3: Tenten/Sasuke/Lee)
Word count: 1,614
Rating: T (one naughty word, violence, innuendo)
Notes: Exploring the uncommon relationship between Sasuke, Lee, and Tenten.
It wasn’t deliberate when he came upon their private training ground (and Sasuke only calls it private because he’s never seen them there before). Tenten is blocking Lee’s kick with a baton, and he can see her fingers methodically working the semi-visible lines – setting the trap. A single flick of her wrist sends a barrage of points and deadly edges soaring toward Lee.
Title: Standing in the Rain
Author:
Fandom: Naruto (Shikamaru/Sasuke)
Rating: M (NC-17, in the future)
Word Count: 1266
Summary: Uchiha Sasuke. Nara Shikamaru. After high school the world falls apart and comes together and one rainy night Shikamaru drove into the red lights. [AU, sex, prostitution, and violence]
Part I: The City
The city lights are bright and they sing along with the engine. The seat beside me is cold and empty and the bottle is full. I could rock myself to sleep to the sound of that engine… if I were one to cry. I could drown myself in the arms of a bitter substance, if I were one to care.
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Title: Cat and Mouse (Fox and Weasel)
Fandom: Naruto (Naruto/Itachi)
Word count: 606
Rating: T (for violence and, le gasp, men kissing!)
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto. After this… I never will.
Notes: AU. Sasuke and Sakura are dead -- killed in some alternative sequence by Itachi. Only Naruto is left and he has a plan (sort of) and Itachi thinks he Knows (but he doesn’t).
He watched apathetically as the claws detached the ring from his comrade’s limp fingers. The victor took it, examined it, turned it over and over, and then put it on, kicking the shark’s corpse into a crater. He watched the blue disappear. It was a shame.
---
Title: Makeup The Breakdown
Fandom: Naruto (Sai/Sasuke)
Word count: 1894
Rating: T
Notes: A first person experiment with Sai (and Sasuke). Kind of an odd, impromptustyle; I’m not sure if I like it yet. (AU, due to chapters 302 and above.)
The world was spinning. I had made sure the room was secure before I pressed my cheek against the cold, steal desk they had provided with the room and bed. The world was spinning; the kind of feeling (not emotion) one falls into after too many turns. My head presses into the desk harder and fingers find the cold edges. I close my eyes.
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Title: Deliberate
Fandom: Naruto (OT3: Tenten/Sasuke/Lee)
Word count: 1,614
Rating: T (one naughty word, violence, innuendo)
Notes: Exploring the uncommon relationship between Sasuke, Lee, and Tenten.
It wasn’t deliberate when he came upon their private training ground (and Sasuke only calls it private because he’s never seen them there before). Tenten is blocking Lee’s kick with a baton, and he can see her fingers methodically working the semi-visible lines – setting the trap. A single flick of her wrist sends a barrage of points and deadly edges soaring toward Lee.