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Just a spot of crack that struck me like a sledgehammer and had to be written down.

Title: The $6,000,000 Puppet
Words: 75
Warning: Potential spoilers for post-timeskip.

"I've found him, Kabuto! He's right over here! And almost perfectly intact, too!"

"But...Orochimaru-sama...Sasori seems kind of...dead. Really, really dead."

"No matter, no matter. Quickly, bring me a screwdriver."

"...Orochimaru-sama?"

"We can rebuild him. Make him stronger."

"...Orochimaru-sama?"

"Faster. Smarter. Better. Oh, yes, so much better..."

"But...Orochimaru-sama..."

"...Kabuto, didn't I just ask you to bring me a screwdriver?"

"Yes, but, how can we..."

"You're still not getting it."

"But Orochimaru-sama, I..."

"Screwdriver, bitch!"

"...Yes, Orochimaru-sama."

Comments

[23crayons.livejournal.com]

That.

That is AMAZING. Pure genius. Can I marry you? :D ♥~~~

[darksideofstorm.livejournal.com]

"Screwdriver, bitch!"

*cracks up* that just finished it for me. Pure gold *laughs* someone should make an icon out of this =D

[http://users.livejournal.com/____ero__sennin/]

If they did, I would be so, so happy. And amused, endlessly.

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[spikora.livejournal.com]

Text only, but. Yeah.

Abridged: Full version:

Was too lazy to do non-text only icons. -__-

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[http://users.livejournal.com/____ero__sennin/]

Sweetness. Totally stealing the abridged version.

[aradiantsun.livejournal.com]

♥

[goodbye--kitty.livejournal.com]

my sister and I took turns. so much fun! crack is great!