sasuke crack theory.
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anigirl15 I was able to uncover a secret. A secret kept within the Uchiha clan for centuries. xD
slight spoilers post time jump ;3
Sasuke is a hermaphrodite. It's just so evident when you put it all together.
-Sasuke wants to restore his clan. To our knowledge the only living Uchihas are Itachi and Sasuke. Either Sasuke can reproduce by himself, or he wants Itachi to impregnate him.
--To add onto that, why would Sasuke not be caring/worried about the restoration of his clan while he was with Orochimaru? Because Kabuto was birthing his babies!
-On several occasions, Sasuke refers to himself as 'special'. Ever wonder why? He's more special than Naruto because he has both a penis and a vagina!
-Orochimaru has a thing for hermaphrodites. Kimimaro was his previous bitch and before that it was Anko, who's just sexy enough to have both genitles.Even before that was Envy from FMA. xD
-Sakura's a lesbian. You may deny it but it's true. xD Why else would she train with Tsunade's boobs for 2 1/2 years? So Sakura is infatuated with Sasuke because she stumbled accross him/her/it/shit in the Women's Restroom.
anigirl15 I was able to uncover a secret. A secret kept within the Uchiha clan for centuries. xDslight spoilers post time jump ;3
Sasuke is a hermaphrodite. It's just so evident when you put it all together.
-Sasuke wants to restore his clan. To our knowledge the only living Uchihas are Itachi and Sasuke. Either Sasuke can reproduce by himself, or he wants Itachi to impregnate him.
--To add onto that, why would Sasuke not be caring/worried about the restoration of his clan while he was with Orochimaru? Because Kabuto was birthing his babies!
-On several occasions, Sasuke refers to himself as 'special'. Ever wonder why? He's more special than Naruto because he has both a penis and a vagina!
-Orochimaru has a thing for hermaphrodites. Kimimaro was his previous bitch and before that it was Anko, who's just sexy enough to have both genitles.
-Sakura's a lesbian. You may deny it but it's true. xD Why else would she train with Tsunade
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Date: 2006-06-11 08:07 pm (UTC)The crack theories have reached an all new height. XD
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Date: 2006-06-11 08:13 pm (UTC)Hey, who wouldn't want to train with Tsunade's boobs, straight or not?
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Date: 2006-06-11 08:55 pm (UTC)COOL we are like, brain twins.
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Date: 2006-06-12 01:28 am (UTC)YAY! You're the light at the end of the tunnel ^^.
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Date: 2006-06-12 01:56 am (UTC)Or maybe Orochimaru promised to have a few babies when he takes over Sasuke...