Crack chat!

[yira-heerai.livejournal.com]

Started when I pasted the summary of a badfic to my friend, night_mare_chan. It's pure crack XD;;

Naruto: Sas...Sasuke...wh...why....
Naruto: DO YOU HAVE BOOBS?!
Sasuke: I'd rather not talk about it, okay? ><
Naruto: But... but they're HUGE! 00 Tsunade huge!
Sasuke: I SAID I didn't want to talk about it.
Sakura: We...we can get trhough it.
Inner Sakura: It's over
Naruto: *staaare*
Kakashi: .......
Naruto: *reaches over and pokes* OO OMG THEY'RE NOT FAKE
Sakura: You can't be serious! -squish squish- Oh my god!
Naruto: -squish squish-
Sakura: -squish squish-
Sasuke: -vein vein vein vein-
Kakashi: ......*pokes with his Icha Icha Tactics* O___\\! *squish squish*
Naruto: Well looks like I'm the only real man left.
Sasuke: Hmph. I wouldn't count on it. Even as a woman I'm more a man then you.
Naruto: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Inner Sakura: I wish i was a lesbian and not a hetero T_____T
Sakura: Oh please, if anyone's more of a man it's Kakashi-sensei -_-;
Kakashi: I've even got the porn to prove it >___\\

..Then night_mare_chan didn't know how to go off that XD;; So we ended it there *cough* <<;

Comments

[pinksenshi.livejournal.com]

very amused. Sounds like many convos friends have randomly had.

[kaworu-chan.livejournal.com]

YAY! The crack I need to live is here ^^.
Sankyu!

[-monteh-.livejournal.com]

Oh god. What are we narutards coming to?! XD;;

Where the hell did the theory of man!boobs on Sasuke come from x]?

[yira-heerai.livejournal.com]

You'd have to ask her XD;; But I THINK it was a combination of badfic summaries. One had the kyuubi as a female.. and Naruto merging with "her" and the other was Naruto getting knocked unconcious during a mission. When he woke up he was in some weird place with a Sasuke who wasn't himself. Or something similar to that. Both were on adultfanfiction.net XD;

Originally, I cackled at the latter summary cause it was bad rape porn waiting to happen. Then dear night_mare_chan came up with the first three lines. It just kinda went from there.

Your icon rocks btw.

[silvertailstora.livejournal.com]

ICON LOVE.I love that song. <3

[tomato-uchiha.livejournal.com]

xD sasuke's boobs da ba dee da ba die~ *to eiffel 65's 'blue;'*

[silvertailstora.livejournal.com]

That is crack of the highest quality. XD