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chuunin_archivethis is the worst. It came to me while decorating with my mum today and my mind was thinking about KakaIru and somehow...yes...
Title: The Only Gay In The Village (if you get this reference, cookies for you!)
Summary: Iruka's fed up, Orochimaru's kinky, it's a match made in heaven.
Author: That would be me,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Rating: At least PG-13 to be safe
Pairings: IruOroSasu and IruKaka implied.
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine, the crack however, is. Definite weird!pervy!Oro and Seme!Iruka ahead...
Iruka was sick and tired of it all. Being called the “cute little chunin schoolteacher” by the kunoichi, the giggling whenever he walked by, a certain jonin thinking that they could get away with handing in reports two weeks after the deadline and then insulting him in front of the Hokage himself.
That’s what drove him here. Probably a stupid idea in retrospect, but there was no going back.
*2 months later*
“Iruka-san, Orochimaru-sama wishes to see you.” Iruka nodded in response and immediately answered the summons. Living in Orochimaru’s base was an odd experience, but for once Iruka was certain that he was not the only gay in the village. He bowed to Orochimaru in the usual show of respect while his henchmen left. Sasuke finished his training and sat next to Orochimaru who began running a pale hand through the boy's hair.
"Iruka...my dear pet Sasuke would like to have a...role reversal tonight. Are you willing to comply?" Iruka's left eye twitched.
"No. If he wants that I won't be part of it."
"But Iruka, dear, we've never done such a thing before...think of the possibilities..."
"No."
"Iruka...doesn't it interest you in the slightest?" Sasuke had finally said something, his eyes speaking of things that should only be known to those over eighteen. Iruka looked at the disrespectful youth blankly.
"No."
"Iruka...we took you in, when there was nowhere else for you to go, need I remind you?"
"...I don't care. Nobody tops me, bitch." He spat, whirling on his heel and storming out, heading back to Konoha. At least there alcohol revealed the uke in the famous copy nin...and he did have a nice ass...
Title: The Only Gay In The Village (if you get this reference, cookies for you!)
Summary: Iruka's fed up, Orochimaru's kinky, it's a match made in heaven.
Author: That would be me,
csc_lupisstoneRating: At least PG-13 to be safe
Pairings: IruOroSasu and IruKaka implied.
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine, the crack however, is. Definite weird!pervy!Oro and Seme!Iruka ahead...
Iruka was sick and tired of it all. Being called the “cute little chunin schoolteacher” by the kunoichi, the giggling whenever he walked by, a certain jonin thinking that they could get away with handing in reports two weeks after the deadline and then insulting him in front of the Hokage himself.
That’s what drove him here. Probably a stupid idea in retrospect, but there was no going back.
*2 months later*
“Iruka-san, Orochimaru-sama wishes to see you.” Iruka nodded in response and immediately answered the summons. Living in Orochimaru’s base was an odd experience, but for once Iruka was certain that he was not the only gay in the village. He bowed to Orochimaru in the usual show of respect while his henchmen left. Sasuke finished his training and sat next to Orochimaru who began running a pale hand through the boy's hair.
"Iruka...my dear pet Sasuke would like to have a...role reversal tonight. Are you willing to comply?" Iruka's left eye twitched.
"No. If he wants that I won't be part of it."
"But Iruka, dear, we've never done such a thing before...think of the possibilities..."
"No."
"Iruka...doesn't it interest you in the slightest?" Sasuke had finally said something, his eyes speaking of things that should only be known to those over eighteen. Iruka looked at the disrespectful youth blankly.
"No."
"Iruka...we took you in, when there was nowhere else for you to go, need I remind you?"
"...I don't care. Nobody tops me, bitch." He spat, whirling on his heel and storming out, heading back to Konoha. At least there alcohol revealed the uke in the famous copy nin...and he did have a nice ass...
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Date: 2006-09-03 09:40 pm (UTC)Yes for teh dominant Iruka! ^^ Great cracky fic. Wow.
his eyes speaking of things that should only be known to those over eighteen. Iruka looked at the disrespectful youth blankly.
and also this line:
At least there alcohol revealed the uke in the famous copy nin...and he did have a nice ass...
I am dying really. Do write again!
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Date: 2006-09-03 09:46 pm (UTC)Now I look at it though, the line really should have been "...I don't care. Nobody tops me, bitch." *sneakies off to edit*
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Date: 2006-09-03 11:45 pm (UTC)and.. ahaha ficlove ♥
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Date: 2006-09-04 12:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-04 10:22 am (UTC)