SASUKE: THE MUSICAL - Enter Itachi
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chuunin_archiveYes. This is more fun than analysing The Color Purple. I shall warn you of my non-existant rhyming abilities now.
Starring:
Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Deidara, Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, Sir Leader...oh, and I guess Sasuke too...
Continuing from part i and part ii…
Enter Itachi: I-ta-chi! (Men In Black – Will Smith)
Sakura: Here comes Itachi
Kakashi: It’s the Akatsuki, here comes Akatsuki
Sakura The Sharingan sex bomb is here
Naruto: He has come to steal Kyuubi
Itachi:
Nah nah nah
The bad guys dress in black, remember that
Little bro, you’re not yet ready to face me, the king
Of the Akatsuki
(In unison)
Itachi: I-ta-chi! *good guy pose*
Sasuke: Oh Em Gee! *points*
Itachi:
Because you ain’t hatin’ like you should be
You ain’t hatin’ me when I ignore you
And steal your lover, the kyuubi
You defect without warning to
A pedophile’s home, and sully our clan’s name, yo
Being the uke, you can’t face me like that
We’re S-class seme all the way, everyday
We don’t exist outside of fear
Because we don’t need to, we’re hardcore stylin’ homeboys
Uh eh
Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi:
We all love Akatsuki
They’re the S-class criminals, oho, oho, oho
Sasuke lost all of his fangirls
To the sexbomb Itachi
Kisame:
Aha aha
Coming here from our secret hideout
Make you realise you could never be him *points to Itachi, who is posing while Sasuke’s fanclub fawns over him*
Camaras zoom on the new emo face
While the Akatsuki take your boyfriend
And we’ll show you why we’re the S-class semes
We’re criminally sexy
We are your fantasy made real baby
Not just Itachi, can’t you see? *rest of Akatsuki pose to much fangirling*
Cloaks and purple nailpolish make the man
D’ya know what I mean?
We’re Akatsuki, might’ve said it already
But you can’t get much better than us, nohow
Nowhere can you get anywhere hotter
So don’t fear us, cheer us
Embrace the Akatsuki goals and be topped by us
Itachi’s supply of L’Oreal
Makes your hair perfect, why not?
Uh eh
All bar Sasuke:
Akatsuki
Akatsuki
Tobi and Deidara:
Let us see ya just bounce it with us
Just bounce with us
Just bounce it with us
Come on let us see ya just slide with us
Just slide with us
Just slide with us
Come on let us see ya take a walk with us
Just walk with us
Take a walk with us
Come on and make your neck work
Now freeze!
Sakura: Ohhhhhoh
Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi:
We all love Akatsuki
They’re the S-class criminals, oho, oho, oho
Sasuke lost all of his fangirls
To the sexbomb Itachi
Sir Leader:
Alright check it
Let me tell you this in closing
I know Itachi might think he’s king
But his ass belongs to me, I’m your Sir Leader
And you can’t know that I am Yondaime
Cause if you do, I’d have to kill you
S-class ain’t an easy life, we’re wanted
So leave while you’re safe
Forget that battle plan
Show love to Akatsuki
We're the S-class
We're the S-class
Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi:
We all love Akatsuki, not Sasuke
They’re the S-class criminals, They’re the S-class criminals
The boy lost all of his fangirls to Itachi
That Sharingan sexbomb, ohhh, Sharingan sexbomb
We all love Akatsuki, not Sasuke
They’re the S-class criminals, oho, oho, oho
Sasuke lost all of his fangirls
To the sexbomb Itachi
Starring:
Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Deidara, Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, Sir Leader...oh, and I guess Sasuke too...
Continuing from part i and part ii…
Enter Itachi: I-ta-chi! (Men In Black – Will Smith)
Sakura: Here comes Itachi
Kakashi: It’s the Akatsuki, here comes Akatsuki
Sakura The Sharingan sex bomb is here
Naruto: He has come to steal Kyuubi
Itachi:
Nah nah nah
The bad guys dress in black, remember that
Little bro, you’re not yet ready to face me, the king
Of the Akatsuki
(In unison)
Itachi: I-ta-chi! *good guy pose*
Sasuke: Oh Em Gee! *points*
Itachi:
Because you ain’t hatin’ like you should be
You ain’t hatin’ me when I ignore you
And steal your lover, the kyuubi
You defect without warning to
A pedophile’s home, and sully our clan’s name, yo
Being the uke, you can’t face me like that
We’re S-class seme all the way, everyday
We don’t exist outside of fear
Because we don’t need to, we’re hardcore stylin’ homeboys
Uh eh
Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi:
We all love Akatsuki
They’re the S-class criminals, oho, oho, oho
Sasuke lost all of his fangirls
To the sexbomb Itachi
Kisame:
Aha aha
Coming here from our secret hideout
Make you realise you could never be him *points to Itachi, who is posing while Sasuke’s fanclub fawns over him*
Camaras zoom on the new emo face
While the Akatsuki take your boyfriend
And we’ll show you why we’re the S-class semes
We’re criminally sexy
We are your fantasy made real baby
Not just Itachi, can’t you see? *rest of Akatsuki pose to much fangirling*
Cloaks and purple nailpolish make the man
D’ya know what I mean?
We’re Akatsuki, might’ve said it already
But you can’t get much better than us, nohow
Nowhere can you get anywhere hotter
So don’t fear us, cheer us
Embrace the Akatsuki goals and be topped by us
Itachi’s supply of L’Oreal
Makes your hair perfect, why not?
Uh eh
All bar Sasuke:
Akatsuki
Akatsuki
Tobi and Deidara:
Let us see ya just bounce it with us
Just bounce with us
Just bounce it with us
Come on let us see ya just slide with us
Just slide with us
Just slide with us
Come on let us see ya take a walk with us
Just walk with us
Take a walk with us
Come on and make your neck work
Now freeze!
Sakura: Ohhhhhoh
Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi:
We all love Akatsuki
They’re the S-class criminals, oho, oho, oho
Sasuke lost all of his fangirls
To the sexbomb Itachi
Sir Leader:
Alright check it
Let me tell you this in closing
I know Itachi might think he’s king
But his ass belongs to me, I’m your Sir Leader
And you can’t know that I am Yondaime
Cause if you do, I’d have to kill you
S-class ain’t an easy life, we’re wanted
So leave while you’re safe
Forget that battle plan
Show love to Akatsuki
We're the S-class
We're the S-class
Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi:
We all love Akatsuki, not Sasuke
They’re the S-class criminals, They’re the S-class criminals
The boy lost all of his fangirls to Itachi
That Sharingan sexbomb, ohhh, Sharingan sexbomb
We all love Akatsuki, not Sasuke
They’re the S-class criminals, oho, oho, oho
Sasuke lost all of his fangirls
To the sexbomb Itachi
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Date: 2006-09-07 09:47 pm (UTC)I wish one day, Kishimoto-sensei could saw that ^^. Freakin hilarious and perfect ^^. We all love Akatsuki :p!
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Date: 2006-09-07 09:49 pm (UTC)We really do.
I would pay to see Itachi in the good-guy pose...no subject
Date: 2006-09-07 09:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-07 10:15 pm (UTC)Loved this!:D
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Date: 2006-09-07 10:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-07 10:42 pm (UTC)To the sexbomb Itachi"
Died due to laughing too hard.
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Date: 2006-09-07 10:50 pm (UTC)^-^
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Date: 2006-09-08 03:06 am (UTC):3
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Date: 2006-09-08 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-08 03:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-08 03:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-08 04:48 pm (UTC)(I really am. I swear I could supply every one of England's drug addicts...)
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Date: 2006-09-08 04:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-08 04:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-08 09:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-08 09:13 pm (UTC)This is a rap. *pouts* Which means I can't write it to music...
Now, I really really have to catch up with this so I can join in, with the lyricising if not the composition ^_^
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CONVERT MY POETRY!MUSES TOO, DAMMIT!!!
*whimpers*
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Date: 2006-09-08 09:15 pm (UTC)I see Itachi stripping to "I'm Too Sexy" *nosebleeds*
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Date: 2006-09-08 09:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-08 09:41 pm (UTC)Yeah, I couldn't remember the tune so it probably doesn't even work. XD
*cowers* I am writing the Disneyland crack (it would so help if I'd ever been to Disneyland...XD)
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Date: 2006-09-08 09:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-08 09:47 pm (UTC)Then, you shall be forgiven. By me, at least. I'm not so sure what my music teacher will think if I highjack his computer for the composition software... "What -are- you doing?" " ... Well, there's this thing called fanfiction..."
x.x
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Date: 2006-09-08 09:54 pm (UTC)Just say you're composing some extra curricular music to improve your grade. Teachers seem to buy BS like that...
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Date: 2006-09-08 09:57 pm (UTC)Mmm, fried brain...
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<(^.^)>
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Date: 2006-09-08 10:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-08 10:08 pm (UTC)Question: is SasukeTehMoosikal set mid-timeskip? I'm currently up to manga chapter 160 (mid-Tsunade) so just wondering how much catching up I've left to do...
(And, yeah, I've given up on spoilers. I already know most of the plot from fics...)
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Date: 2006-09-08 10:19 pm (UTC)