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[vanilla-rapture.livejournal.com]

I had a dream last night that Orochimaru stole my cheese pizza, and Sasuke wouldn't tell me where he hid it.

...yeah. Anyone else have a weird Naruto dream to share?

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[fathomthis.livejournal.com]

hahaha RANDOM! XD

I wish I did have some to share. I spend so much time watching anime, you'd think it would invade my dreams eventually, but it never does D:

[infinitefirefly.livejournal.com]

ROFL. I like your dream. XD

*coughs* I once had a dream about Kisame giving Temari a tattoo of waves on her naked back...with a senbon needle. Yes. :D

[ultrasushi.livejournal.com]

...

That's hot.

[sahara-storm.livejournal.com]

Sasuke's a meanie. D:

I've had a couple, but my Naruto dreams are boring, and mostly have to do with holding down Sasuke and violating him. And then letting Naruto and Sakura have him.

I did have an interesting one about Bleach, wherein I was a captain, didn't have on any pants, my squad was going to battle, I was armed with a kitchen knife and Shuuhei was chatting me up.

[vanilla-rapture.livejournal.com]

I've had a couple, but my Naruto dreams are boring, and mostly have to do with holding down Sasuke and violating him. And then letting Naruto and Sakura have him.

Who DOESN'T have those kind of dreams? ;D

[nothingwasleft.livejournal.com]

i had one where it was me and my friends playing dodgeball (yes, strange)against the rookie nine and sasuke got carried away and chidori'd my friend. las time i watch naruto and Dodgeball in the same night while eating a LOT of sugar....

yours is funnier though...

[rejects.livejournal.com]

LMAO. I can picture Oro stealing someone's pizza too...

Let's see. I've had a few Naruto related dreams.

In one of them, I was witnessing the dub of Shippuden...like, not sitting there watching it, just seeing the events. ANYWAY. So it was some random episode where Hidan and Kakuzu finally appear in physical form and not just holograms. And Kaku, you know, had the normal crappy dub voice. But...Hidan...he had a cowboy voice. Many Brokeback Mountain jokes ensued.

Then I had two different dreams in which Temari was pregnant. In the first one, she had to explain to Tobi the process of making a baby and what pregnancy was. Tobi didn't quite comprehend. In the second one, Shikamaru was the father, and some ANBU were like...interrogating her about it, like if she wanted to keep the baby, and what her reasons for keeping the baby were, and she was kind of confused because she just wanted to have her little happy family, but ANBU thought she had ulterior motives.

[skei.livejournal.com]

I just let out a huge laugh when thinking about Hidan with a cowboy voice. And then a cowboy hat. Etc etc. xD ♥ Thanks for sharing that, haaahaha~

[katia-san.livejournal.com]

Last summer, I had a dream that Gaara had to help me free Squidward from quicksand.

I like your dream too. <3

[vanilla-rapture.livejournal.com]

:) Yay for quicksand!

[yura.livejournal.com]

The first Naruto dream I ever had, I was some random Leaf chuunin getting ready to take an exam to become a jounin. When they announced my next opponent was going to be Gaara, I nearly pissed myself and ran away. XD

The second dream I had, took place during the fillers. Naruto and crew were going to help out the Hidden Village of Bittorrent. I was, again, some random nameless chuunin who was probably destined to get killed quickly and pathetically. The only thing I really remember about that dream were the Bittorrent headbands - one arrow going up, and another going down. :P

[ex-itmatters548.livejournal.com]

Hidden Village of Bittorrent.

You win hxc.

[ex-cryoclai.livejournal.com]

Recently i had a dream about Neji making out with an android >> There was also Naruto with 3 tails..and it seems that he was pusueing Neji, but i really don't know, a lot of stuff happened in that dream 0__o
(i think i had other dreams too, but i always forget them :<)

[aubreywitch.livejournal.com]

Only two I've had (that I can remember) were sex dreams. O_O Guess I'm not interested in ninja unless they're in the sack, lol.

[endofjulia.livejournal.com]

mmm… I could go for a cheese pizza right now ;p

My latest Naruto dream was actually a crossover from hell combination of Naruto, Harry Potter, and X-Files.

Sirius Black was helping Sakura, who was undercover as a Victoria’s Secret Sales Associate, spread rumors to flush out the bad guy.

Naruto and Kakashi were investigating an underground lair of Death Eaters.

Monica Reyes was at her friend’s funeral with Dogget investigating the same case as Sirius, Sakura, Naruto, and Kakashi. It turns out Monica’s friend was a zombie wasn’t dead, and was setting up Monica and Dogget in a trap/worked for the bad guy.

Scully was arguing with Mulder over why he shouldn’t double dip his celery in the veggie dip.

And the last scene change was a view of the bad guy… who was, weirdly, a talking mini Tyrannosaurus Rex.

This was all with the opening and closing credits of the X-Files, and also included scenes from the next episode. x.x

[skei.livejournal.com]

Well there was that one time where I disguised myself as/transformed into Yugito to be in ninja disguise (they were filming a ninja movie and I had been running from bad guys, don't ask!). And then I transformed into a raccoon. Yay for tailed demon references! That dream was really long though, so I'll spare you the details.

There was also a dream where I entered a Hot Topic and it was filled to the brim with Naruto merchandise (and I was mildly disgusted).

And Iruka was chillin' with DBZ characters in another. *nods*

That's all I've got, really. >_>; Your dreams all kick my dreams in the ass...es.

[sahara-storm.livejournal.com]

D: Poor Bob. And you.

[storm-maven.livejournal.com]

In every Naruto dream I've had, I'm alway having mad, passionate sex with Jiraiya. Birds of a feather!

[flyingmhe.livejournal.com]

My dream was wierd, I was giving Akamaru a bath. Then I went grocery shopping with Ayame and we ate ramen with Naruto, Sai, Kiba, and Akamaru watching The Joy of Painting.

Sai got pretty pissed off, because he was trying to paint like Bob Ross and couldn't make his trees 'happy' enough.

I know it sounds boring as hell, but it was actually FUN! :D

[vanilla-rapture.livejournal.com]

Happy trees! Muahaha!

[vanilla-rapture.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it does.

[thehpobsessor.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA, I totally had a dream where I was walking out of my high school with Naruto, who was apparently my best friend. While walking to his guardians(?) house, I went to his room to help him with homework, sitting on his bed next to him...

Naruto: Sometimes I get so upset that you're older than me.
Me: Uh... k?
Naruto: *leans in and kisses me*
Me: 0-0 Um... *blushes*
Naruto: Yeah, I know your eighteen and I'm fifteen, but it would work out if we tried.....

and makeout session ensues.... with Iruka walking in on us... taking our clothes off.

I woke up... >.>





And the one with the apocalypse and Sasuke admitting to me that he loved Naruto, and that he was sorry he never said anything.... T-T I woke up crying... At least I got with Ino in the middle of it! XD

[thehpobsessor.livejournal.com]

I have different ones... like the one where Shikamaru was teaching me how to make eggrolls... it didnt make sense...

[teddybear-angel.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, the only really weird dream I had involved Naruto in a barn, sitting on a bale of hay and watching this one kid eat ramen or something because he needed more than Naruto did. There was a mouse and a cat, and the mouse dived into a bathtub. The cat covered it with it's body, Naruto moved it out of the way, and kept the mouse as a pet, despite Kyuubi telling him to fatten it up, it'd be good in a stew. XD

My dreams never make sense anyway. I woke up one morning with Hidan on the brain. ^^;

[shini-chii.livejournal.com]

... >_>. My cellphone's ringtone is that Sasuke-confessing-to-Naruto clip. So... *ahem*. It's my wake-up ringtone too. *cough*.



I gave myself Bonus points for sexy-no-jutsu!Orochimaru (boy she was hot... God it hurts to think about that).

I also had this crack dream about me helping Iruka-sensei with a class. I'm ashamed of this one, I was such a blushy shoujo girl -_- but GOD I love guys like sensei!! *flails* *is shot*.

[ylmik-wisty.livejournal.com]

I have 3 dreams that I can remember in somewhat good detail. Some of them are in story format because I wrote them down. o.o

1) Sasuke, my mom, and I were eating at some dark little resturant. My mom was ordering and then when we asked what Sasuke wanted to eat, he said "roasted mice". And I made a face and went, "roasted mice?! EW" and he looked upset (so cuuuuute<3333) and I felt very bad, and my mom scolded me. So we ordered it for him. XD He wanted mice because I was unconciously associating Sasuke with a snake, probably...

2) Naruto ran away on a roadtrip with his gay buddy and they stopped to play with cows. Naruto grabbed onto his new buddy and pretended that his new buddy was his wife and they played around and hugged under a bush. And then a giant tractor came to herd off the cows and Naruto and his new buddy screamed and thought it was so rude to the cows as they too were chased off. They hopped into their car and drove away.

Back home, Sakura's upset, Kakashi's perturbed, and Sasuke is also angrily upset and hiding it pretty well. Sasuke goes off to look for Naruto. He finds him living in a dome house like a beaver! When Sasuke climbs down the hatchet, it seems time has gone by, because Naruto is wearing a white polo shirt and a monocle.

"Naruto!" Sasuke says but Naruto ignores him. Sasuke is understandably upset and he tries to shake Naruto, only to walk right through him. Naruto is ignoring him completely. Sasuke throws his hands up in the air.

Some time has passed. This time Sakura goes to look. She finds Sasuke and Naruto in a cafeteria. Sasuke is standing off to the side, a tall lanky woebegone thing in a bright shade of blue. Naruto is pushing his tray across the counter and talking to the lunch lady.

"Why aren't you doing anything?!" Sakura asks Sasuke, but Sasuke just sulks. She tries to gain Naruto's attention but he ignores her. Sasuke is being useless, so Sakura heads back towards the door.

And all of the sudden, my POV pops into existence!

A silver haired man in a black mask comes through the door. It's obvious he's looking for Naruto.

"There's Naruto," I say, pointing in Naruto's direction. Naruto is now leaning into a wooden booth and talking to whoever is in there.

Sasuke and Sakura follow Kakashi as he goes over to Naruto. He's about to grab Naruto's shoulder and make Naruto turn around and-----

then I woke up.


3) A longer description is in an lj post (http://community.livejournal.com/sasuxnaru/1225975.html), but at one point Sasuke and Naruto are insulting each other by calling each other dickheads and what not...
"You dick!" Naruto insults.
"Is he?" someone else asks.
"How would I know?" Naruto scowls.
"You've seen it!" frowns Sasuke.
"Only once!" Naruto protests, flushing.
"You touched it, too." Informs Sasuke, peeved at Naruto's denial.
"I was curious, okay?!" Naruto defends himself.
"Anyway, I'm definately bigger than you," says Sasuke.
"Oh god, you looked at his too?" someone cries out.
"Yeah, it had a smiley face on it." Sasuke says haughtily. Suddenly, in anime style, a huge Asian style painting of a cock (a rooster) balloons out of nowhere filling the "screen", and the gallant cock has a purple smiley face on its white breast. ROOSTER!

[endofjulia.livejournal.com]

...Naruto is wearing a white polo shirt and a monocle.

This mental image had me laughing for 5 minutes straight XD

[nakitamanomiko.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I've only had one Naruto dream, though it was fairly uneventful.

Team 7 minus Kakashi were waiting on that bridge for said Kakashi. I appeared suddenly like RIGHT behind Sasuke, pressed up on his back. I try to ask him to please move up a bit, but I pronounce his name 'Sa zoo key' and the three of them suddenly turn towards me and give me this LOOK. Sakura in particular looks very angry. Fearing for my life, I try to correct myself, and apologize etc, but end up calling him something similar to 'sausage' instead. At this point Sakura punches me in the gut and when I wake up my stomach hurts.

[vanilla-rapture.livejournal.com]

HAHA. Sazookey (SUZUKI? SASUKE IZ CAR?) and sausage. That's awesome!

[aradiantsun.livejournal.com]

A few weeks ago I dreamed the opening song animation to Kakashi Gaiden. It was really cool. >>; *wants Gaiden to be animated so much*

That's the weirdest Naruto dream I've had. The others have been quite normal.

[arsenicgraffiti.livejournal.com]

And here's me hoping that your dream's a premonition. =P

[kidgeonpat.livejournal.com]

The weirdest Naruto-related dream I've had, that I can remember.. Involved Gai and Genma.

They were walking down a sidewalk, going to this house which was all full of people. There was this big party going on, and Gai and Genma had some special ninja mission to do there. And for this mission Genma had to dress up as a girl. And Gai was in a suit. But when they got to the party, the house was all empty and deserted, and the sun was suddenly setting, and there was a note on the door. And then Genma saw some deer going over a hill and he chased after them, but they ran off, and Genma was sad. And then Gai said that if they turned into deer, the deer wouldn't be afraid of them. And Genma was all happy and he hugged Gai, and then they turned into deer and ran off with the real deer.

Hm.

[vanilla-rapture.livejournal.com]

I think... that is the best thing... I have ever heard.

[jiah.livejournal.com]

One dream I had was some weird Naruto/Bleach/Final Fantasy crossover where Sasuke (myself) and Naruto were sneaking into this warehouse that was some Shinigami base. Naruto screwed up and we ended up running aaall the way around th eperimeter of the place high up on these railings (which was DAMN cool, we were going fast 8D). We finally got out, but CID was late with the airship, and he he ended up showing up with some hologram disguise of a transvestite.

Another one involved Hidan coming into a class at school, and we were bitching about something. Most of my dreams (like the one up top) will be in cartoon form if they involve cartoon characters, but oddly I'd dreampt up REAL Hidan. He's never visited since :(

[midnight-mind.livejournal.com]

I had one where I was a random strategist chuunin with weak combat abilities. I was trying to work with Ino and Chouji (Shikamaru was on another mission) and because she was so used to Shika being brilliant, Ino. Wouldn't. Listen. At all.

...it was really, really frustrating.

[fjazz13.livejournal.com]

I had dream once that I finally got to see Kakashi´s face and he was extremely handsome just like I think he is, nice dream indeed XD