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chuunin_archiveTitle: Hazardous Missions 101
Author: Cella [![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Genfic
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitch-fights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, even more children, and lots of ninjas.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: To Rose, Jen and Sorah. They all know who they are, and why they’re so utterly important to me. Thanks for the boost. If this doesn’t work, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.
A/N: Well, this spawn was caused by a random thought. I’ve read a lot of “Sasuke/Naruto/Shikamaru gets a genin team under his care” fics, and usually they’re funny—I think, I don’t usually read them much? XD—but the thing that nagged at me was “what about Sakura?”. And what about her, really? How would SHE act as a genin sensei? Well, here’s to finding out. (Oh gods, what am I getting into?!)
( PROLOGUE: Decissions The Hokage Shouldn't Take When Drunk. ["Tough luck, Sakura." "THAT's your significant advice?!"] )
( CHAPTER ONE: Teams Of Different Variations [Well, second son. He’s either a Sasuke-clone, or a Shikamaru-clone. My vote’s for Shikamaru-clone.] )
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Title: Lucky Number Twenty
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Sakura/Chouji
Rating: Teen+
Summary: And now, Sakura is confronted with another dilemma: cooking. Lucky for her, someone is willing to help. SAKURA. CHOUJI. On waiting, numbers, failed hobbies, and cake. Lots of cake.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: Toladyofrohan439, because she’s the only one—I think—that likes this ship, other than me. And because I love her dearly.
A/N: HAH! Bet you never expected THIS pairing, either, did you? Well, I should open a club for crack-ships, I think. Anyway, as usual, not meant to be taken so seriously. But I think it’s nice, in a weird way. Right? Right.
( Just think of this as a life or death situation, then. )
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Title: On Adjectives and The Like
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Sakura and Gai
Rating: Teen+
Summary: She doesn’t even know what she’s doing at this party. Aside from getting drunk. SAKURA. GAI. On adjectives and why doctors shouldn’t go to parties. Ever.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: Toinfiniteviking, BECAUSE WE RULE THE WORLD WITH YOUTH AND ZEAL AND FLOWERS! Poisoned.
A/N: Not particularly meant to be serious—totally isn’t serious. You plebes are acquainted with the word “crack”, a-yes? There you go!
( Of course, as the saying goes, the worst thing you can be at a party, is a doctor. )
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Be gentle? XDBut I like it rough, too...
Author: Cella [
stereotype_vamp] Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Genfic
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitch-fights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, even more children, and lots of ninjas.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: To Rose, Jen and Sorah. They all know who they are, and why they’re so utterly important to me. Thanks for the boost. If this doesn’t work, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.
A/N: Well, this spawn was caused by a random thought. I’ve read a lot of “Sasuke/Naruto/Shikamaru gets a genin team under his care” fics, and usually they’re funny—I think, I don’t usually read them much? XD—but the thing that nagged at me was “what about Sakura?”. And what about her, really? How would SHE act as a genin sensei? Well, here’s to finding out. (Oh gods, what am I getting into?!)
( PROLOGUE: Decissions The Hokage Shouldn't Take When Drunk. ["Tough luck, Sakura." "THAT's your significant advice?!"] )
( CHAPTER ONE: Teams Of Different Variations [Well, second son. He’s either a Sasuke-clone, or a Shikamaru-clone. My vote’s for Shikamaru-clone.] )
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Title: Lucky Number Twenty
Author: Cella [
stereotype_vamp] Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Sakura/Chouji
Rating: Teen+
Summary: And now, Sakura is confronted with another dilemma: cooking. Lucky for her, someone is willing to help. SAKURA. CHOUJI. On waiting, numbers, failed hobbies, and cake. Lots of cake.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: To
ladyofrohan439, because she’s the only one—I think—that likes this ship, other than me. And because I love her dearly.A/N: HAH! Bet you never expected THIS pairing, either, did you? Well, I should open a club for crack-ships, I think. Anyway, as usual, not meant to be taken so seriously. But I think it’s nice, in a weird way. Right? Right.
( Just think of this as a life or death situation, then. )
____________________________
Title: On Adjectives and The Like
Author: Cella [
stereotype_vamp] Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Sakura and Gai
Rating: Teen+
Summary: She doesn’t even know what she’s doing at this party. Aside from getting drunk. SAKURA. GAI. On adjectives and why doctors shouldn’t go to parties. Ever.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: To
infiniteviking, BECAUSE WE RULE THE WORLD WITH YOUTH AND ZEAL AND FLOWERS! Poisoned.A/N: Not particularly meant to be serious—totally isn’t serious. You plebes are acquainted with the word “crack”, a-yes? There you go!
( Of course, as the saying goes, the worst thing you can be at a party, is a doctor. )
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Be gentle? XD
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