in which i am a retard

[gazzums.livejournal.com]

... So, I had this really stupid idea. I was looking at those "put your playlist on random" memes, and wondered what it would be like to fill one out as a Naruto character... So, since I'm a terribly shameless Sasuke fangirl, I downloaded some Sasuke FSTs and put them in a special playlist and... this resulted.

Uh, yeah, so I wanted to see how much the "answers" to this meme would pertain to Sasuke. You know... Sasuke FSTs and all... and the answers were actually strangely fitting and/or hilarious.

... Boredom makes me do really strange things. D:

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!


1.How are you feeling today?
Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying - Belle and Sebastian
[Aww, lol, way to support the emokid stereotype.]

2.Will you get far in life?
I Don't Love Anyone - Belle and Sebastian

3.How do your friends see you?
Wonderwall - Catwoman
["I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now"... d'aw *sap*]

4.Will you get married?
What Have You Done - Within Temptation
[... Why does this make me laugh so hard?]

5.What is your best friend's theme song?
Portions of Foxes - Rilo Kiley
[LMFAO]

6.What is the story of your life?
Under Serious Attack - Emery

7.What was high school like?
Ninja Rap (Go Ninja Go!) - Vanilla Ice
[AHAHAHA... ninja academy X'''D]

8.How can you get ahead in life?
I Can't Stop Loving You - Ray Charles

9.What is the best thing about your friends?
Back To You - John Mayer
[............................................. Wow wow wow that is so fitting, D'AWWWW D'''''''''''''''''''''': <33333]

10.What is in store for this weekend?
Tainted Love - Soft Cell

11.To describe your grandparents?
Wake Up - The Arcade Fire

12.How is your life going?
Wipe That Smile Off Your Face - Our Lady Peace
[... Hahaha MORE OF THIS SUPPORTING THE EMOKID STEREOTYPE wtf saucegay]

13.What song will they play at your funeral?
Just Like You - 3 Days Grace

14.How does the world see you?
If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch
[... SDFLVCDFJKASGHFJKSJA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAJABNSDA *SNORT*]

15.Will you have a happy life?
Fix You - Colplay
[*Cue more d'awwing*]

16.What do your friends really think of you?
I Know I Know I Know - Tegan and Sara
["I know, I know, I know, you're still my love"... oh man I just keep d'awwing tonight]

17.Do people secretly lust after you?
I Want You Back - NSYNC
[I LOL'D]

18.How can I make myself happy?
Build Your Cages - Pulse Extra
["Sacrifice everything you know, you love, the dream entices you to give yourself away, sacrifice everything you know, you love, you miss the things you hated long ago". Omg noooo... Sasuke, that's how to make yourself unnnhappy D':]

19.What should you do with your life?
Down With the Sickness - Richard Cheese

20.Will you ever have children?
Slow Motion - Third Eye Blind

21.What song would you strip to?
One of Us Is Gonna Die Young - The Ark

22.If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
What Is Love -- Haddaway

23.What does your mom think of you?
The Kids Are All Fucked Up - Cobra Starship
[... LOL]

24.What is your deep dark secret?
Echo - Incubus

25.What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Crimes - The Blood Brothers

26.What's your personality like?
My Only One - Dynamite Boy Split
[... wtf this is more of a Sakura song: "Oh please don't go I need you, I'll please you not mislead you, if you would be my only one. Together we will slowly, I'll never leave you lonely, if you would be my only one~"]

27.Which song will be played at your wedding?
Gay Bar - Electric 6
[snsncndjkhsmsklkvjsdljdksak OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD]

28.If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
The Boy's Gone - Jason Mraz

29.What are your aspirations?
Wonderboy - Tenacious D

30.What goes through your head when you wake up?
Walking After You - Foo Fighters
[Aww... h-he thinks of Itachi... *d'aws relentlessly*]

FSTs used:
Sasunaru
Team Hebi
General Sasuke

I was going to use a SasuSaku one, to even it out, but the only one I could find was encoded in .rar, which I can't unzip [and I was way too lazy to use limewire ;o;] so uh... I'm really, really sorry about that! But either way, I hope you enjoyed this, lmfao, and I hope it made you laugh/d'aw as much as it made me~

Comments

[victorisham.livejournal.com]

27 made my LOL the most.

[heeythatsmybike.livejournal.com]

**Warning: keyboard smashing ahead**
First of all: SLFJLSKDF you used my FST (which I've affectionately started calling "the beast of beats" XD).
Secondly: TENACIOUS D AND THE BLOOD BROTHERS <333 It does my heart good to know that they're on a FST.

14, 17, & 27 had me rolling, win. ♥

It's kinda scary how perfectly almost all of those songs fit.

[ylmik-wisty.livejournal.com]

XDDD Brilliant. We all know Sasuke so well; so many of those songs fit the question.

14.How does the world see you?
If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch

SO TRUE. Proven by Google, which had more searches for "sasuke is gay" rather than "sasuke isn't gay". Lawl.

[gazzums.livejournal.com]

...

511,000 for sasuke is gay.
38,500 for sasuke isn't gay.

... That just made my day night life.

[officialbizness.livejournal.com]

-- OH GOD THAT FST OF MINE IS SO OLD AND TERRIBLE yet so accurate when it comes to the lulz.

[asimi.livejournal.com]

OMG ROFLMAOOOOO at number 27...ahahaha.

You are genius. XD

[dollhouse--x.livejournal.com]

3.How do your friends see you?
Wonderwall - Catwoman

lol, for a minute there i read "catwoman" instead of "wonderwall" and spit out my drink 8D;;

5.What is your best friend's theme song?
Portions of Foxes - Rilo Kiley

AWW <3

[eithybeanie.livejournal.com]

[gazzums.livejournal.com]

Eithersss <3333

I never use my LJ for anything besides posting in comms anyways, though D": *friends back~*

[lazynin.livejournal.com]

11. Ohgod. olknknkn "Wake up". And they're dead. ...laksdnknknkn

I LOL'd. I LOL'd hard.

[secludedly.livejournal.com]

For your .rar file problem, if you use Winzip, uninstall it cuz it sucks and a waste of a lot of space. download 7-zip at 7-zip.com because it does every compressed file type known to man and it's free.

For Limewire, don't use the original. Use pro. Original limits your speed and search whereas pro enables more connections and a 'turbo boost' download/upload ratio. Get the torrent at http://www.demonoid.com/files/download/HTTP/1211886/10334862

[bluemist617.livejournal.com]

Actually I'm pretty sure you can get Pro off of limewire itself.
Although I haven't used limewire in a while, they might have caught on to that.
XD

[gazzums.livejournal.com]

Ohh, I'll have to check it out, but the problem is that I have a mac, which for some reason won't unzip .rars ;o; But I'll check out your program! Thanks!

Haha, I'd love pro-Limewire *^*;; Although torrents scare me... *technologically retarded* I might try bluemist617's suggestion though, LOL.

[planetes.livejournal.com]

I bet I LOL'd way more than you.
I'm still on the floor from it dammit.

113% so true XDDD

I should try it too..With Sakura or..Kakashi..

[gazzums.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I'd love to see more of these! They're so fun to do (a-at least for me). I think I might do Naruto next. 8D

[planetes.livejournal.com]

yeah, DO IT!

[essyllus.livejournal.com]

14.How does the world see you?
If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch
[... SDFLVCDFJKASGHFJKSJA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAJABNSDA *SNORT*]

LASKJFLASDFJASLD;FJ;LDS INDEED. ♥

18.How can I make myself happy?
Build Your Cages - Pulse Extra
["Sacrifice everything you know, you love, the dream entices you to give yourself away, sacrifice everything you know, you love, you miss the things you hated long ago". Omg noooo... Sasuke, that's how to make yourself unnnhappy D':]


;____; And it's so true, too.

27.Which song will be played at your wedding?
Gay Bar - Electric 6
[snsncndjkhsmsklkvjsdljdksak OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD]


AHAHAHAHAHA. ♥♥♥

[jiah.livejournal.com]

25.What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Crimes - The Blood Brothers

CRIME? MURDER? BROTHERS? Way too perfect :D

This was worth many late night lols. Thanks ♥