FIC: Hazardous Missions 101 [SAKURA genfic series] ch. 5

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Title: Hazardous Missions 101 [chapter five]
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Naruto
Ship: Genfic
Rating: Teen+
Summary: “I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitch-fights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, even more children, and lots of ninjas.
Spoilers: None.
Dedications: To Rose, Jen and Sorah. They all know who they are, and why they’re so utterly important to me. Thanks for the boost. If this doesn’t work, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.
A/N: Another one of those sad chapters, because Sasuke kept wangsting at me that I never ever mentioned or used him. Here you go, bitch. You’re used now. How’d you like it? Every time I write about him, even in a passing mention, the chapter turns dark and emo. DAMN YOU. Ah well, at least I try to add humour to lessen down the bitterness. Starting next chapter I hope to bring back humour—have something planned, oh yessum!—so stay tuned in, and leaves reviews to know you like it. Or hate it. Or whatever.

( "And that's the moral of this story."
"Never...wear pants near a bullfrog?" )