Theory.

[ormery.livejournal.com]

Deidara's handmouths are actually vagina dentata.

Discuss.

Comments

[nadiyah-sama.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

[innerve.livejournal.com]

THAT IS A SEXY ICON RIGHT THAR' YUP.

[gryffindorsnake.livejournal.com]

Your icon cracks me up. XD

[frostious.livejournal.com]

O-OH GOD.

[proudcockatrice.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck, squeaky, that's really sick. I think I love you.

/me wanders off having awful thoughts involving exactly *how* Sasori misplaced his wang...

[rainejoybringer.livejournal.com]

I'm sure somewhere out there, there's porn of it. Rule #32 after all....

[supermadichan.livejournal.com]

Rule 34, actually.

Probably. And if not I WILL MAKE IT.

[jay-apex.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is 34.

[kidouche.livejournal.com]

....

You just made me love you even more, Squeaky.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[dollhouse--x.livejournal.com]

OH WOW. EPIPHANY.


seriously, all deidara has to do is grab a guys crotch to destroy his goods.

[mercurychaos]

That would be true even if they were normal mouths....

-dies a little-

[toboe-lonewolf.livejournal.com]

*goes over to Wikipedia*

*stares*

Dangnabbit. And I was all for grabbing my AP Bio notes.

It's a myth, it's a myth, it's a myth...*continues to mutter*

[innerve.livejournal.com]

Ew. D:

[velcro-panda.livejournal.com]

How is it possible that i have not read this? Crack that good can't be missed. XD

[velcro-panda.livejournal.com]

thank you! ♥!

[yuki-no-hime.livejournal.com]

Me too! XD

[chanelcoco.livejournal.com]

...OUCH.

[rejects.livejournal.com]

I thought that was canon? =\

[mercurychaos]

Jesus Christ, I hope not. o_o

[sahara-storm.livejournal.com]

Unf.

[imarobotica.livejournal.com]

lmao

[vanilla-rapture.livejournal.com]

The fact that I actually know what vagina dentata is scares me more than the question itself.

[tardbot5000.livejournal.com]

Not that I've thought about it already, mind you

[darksideofstorm.livejournal.com]

....

badthoughtsbadthoughtsbadthoughtsINEEDANADULT!

[kaworu-chan.livejournal.com]

Well... not exactly a "bang" but we could say now I can perceive a whole new dimention of Deidara's art XD.

[hehe-05.livejournal.com]

He does give birth to little bridies and buggies and even a dragon from them, so it must be true!